Christina Nardi Is A Screwy Attention Whore
June 12, 2009 by Jaded
New Port Richey, Florida–The first text message was sent last FridayFriday reviews
at 2:44 p.m.: “I got 1 minute, gun to my head, I’m hurt and 2500 ransom, 52 don’t know them, answer asap.” That was just the beginning, many others followed: “I’m being held hostage,” and, “Took all my money, beat and drugged me on heroin help.” These chilling text messages originated from the cell phone of 34-year-old Christina Nardi. They were sent out to her roommate, her ex-husband, even her two sons. Scary shit, huh? For the next few hours, the texts just kept coming in…each one more chilling than the last.
Deputies from Pasco, Hillsborough, and Pinellas counties hit the streets, searching for this damsel in distress. A helicopter and search dogs were called into action. Police believed Nardi was in danger, maybe even locked in the trunk of a big, bad, drug dealer. The search intensified when her two sons, ages 16 and 13, received texts proclaiming, “She’sShe reviews
dead now, bye bye.” A text to her younger son said, “I got her and you won’t ever see her again.” At some point, Nardi’s cell phone company told sheriff’s deputies they got a “ping” from her phone in Starkey Park. A sheriff’s office helicopter pilot took to the air, while police dogs and deputies searched below. Her minivan was found, her scent traced by dogs, her body spotted from the air. At 6:44 p.m. deputies found her curled up under some thick brush. She said she had been kidnapped, raped, beaten, and dragged into the woods by a 6′ 4″ black man with dreads. He’d abducted her from a 7-Eleven. It looked like her terrifying ordeal was over.
But wait! What’s this? It didn’t look like she got beat up by a big black man. As a matter of fact, the few little scratches and scrapes she was sportin’ looked kinda like maybe she had walked through the brush as opposed to being dragged. It got weirder at the hospital…she didn’t want any blood drawn. And, well, all of the texts she had sent out earlier had been deleted from her phone, but she said she didn’t delete them. Must’a been the dude with the dreads, huh Christina? Curiouser and curiouser. Christina, flaky bitch that she is, finally cracked under the pressure. Surprise!! She lied about the abduction.
The screwy attention whore finally, kinda sorta, told deputies the correct story. She said she was with a drug dealer who demanded $500, but she only had $250. She said the drug dealer threatened her with a gun and forced her to send those text messages. She wouldn’t give authorities any information about the drug dealer because “she was afraid of him.” She said the drug dealer dropped her off at Starkey Park, she was high and must have stumbled into the woods. When she awoke to the sound of the helicopter flying above her, she freaked and called 911. Her ex-husband said he was suspicious of her kidnapping from the start. “So, this guy gave her back her keys and her phone and he beamed back up to his spaceship?” Hehh…I like him. The cost of the search is undetermined right now, but you know the amount was in the thousands of dollars. Christina Nardi is charged with making a false report to law enforcement and alleging a crime, which is a misdemeanor. The fucking twit was released last night on $250 bail.
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8:26 am on June 12th, 2009
and what did she gain from scaring the hell out of her x and her 2 boys….
I would never forgive my “mother” for something like this
9:31 am on June 12th, 2009
I wonder who bailed her out?
10:27 am on June 12th, 2009
$250.00 bail
our broken justice system at work, surprised the judge didn’t release her to her mother, no bail
10:49 am on June 12th, 2009
the mystery drug dealer that took her $250 in the woods came back and used it to bail her out of jail. of course no one saw him do this either.
1:08 pm on June 12th, 2009
this bitch better be made to pay the full cost of the search. And ex-hubby, keep your kids away from this pschyo bitch as much as possible.
2:41 pm on June 12th, 2009
Maybe she had a serious case of PMS and needed a little attention from the men in her life. It happens to me all the time. I usually just cry – This bitch went above and beyond. Sheesh.
3:08 pm on June 12th, 2009
Damn, I thought I had issues….lol
3:13 pm on June 12th, 2009
oh please oh please find this tard’s myspace or something!! I want a go at her!!
3:28 pm on June 12th, 2009
Brings to mind the case of the runaway bride. Didn’t she end up paying some restitution or did she just get community service?
Yeah, I can see me doing that. My family would all put their feet up my ass just for worrying them. I certainly can’t imagine doing that to my boys!
Hell, they get pissed off at me for frightening them when I scream bloody murder seeing lizards in my garden. EWWWW…
7:09 pm on June 12th, 2009
The runaway bride of which you speak, 2 Boys, got probation and community service, and a fine, but she sold media rights to the story for $500,000, so it turned out to be a pretty good deal for her.
However, in this case, media rights went to the DD for considerably less. . . . .;-)
7:10 pm on June 12th, 2009
The next time her Heroin Dealer forces her to text and he really is holding her for ransom, no one will respond. At that time the lesson will be taught. Stupid bitch.
9:26 pm on June 12th, 2009
Lots of shit goes down in Port Richey. Just an observation.
3:53 pm on June 13th, 2009
[...] … with the imaginary black man kidnapped me tale that’s been used lately. This time? Stupid bitch was $250 short on her drug deal but sent text messages to her family saying she’d been raped, kidnapped, beaten, forcibly [...]
7:19 pm on June 13th, 2009
Those poor boys, a drug addicted Tard for an egg donor. And she put them thru hell. I hope if the dad didn’t have custody, he does now.
11:56 pm on June 13th, 2009
250 bail?? Thats ALL??
The really sad and sick thing is that this dimwit thought it was a good idea to send her own child a text saying she was dead I would like to see her get her arse whipped just on that. Than make her pay every cent spent for the searching from the Officers salary the helicoptor dog etc etc.
I do not believe her second story about the drug dealer either I think there is drugs involved Her wanting the money to buy some that is likely why she did not want the lab tests done. They likely will show she was high as a kite.
I hope those kids have real family who cares and can raise them cause this troll should never get that chance again
12:20 am on June 14th, 2009
What a really shitty thing to do to those boys. I hope she has to pay back every penny.
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