Talk About A Rude Awakening
June 9, 2009 by Jaded
Port Richey, Florida–Holy hell people…there has been some crazy stabby shit up on the front page this week…and it’s only Tuesday! I’ve been walking around in a daze, mumbling to myself, ‘Stabby, stabby, poke, stab, slash.’ Here we have another nasty divorce, and another stabby human who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of moving on. Allow me to introduce Daniel Lee Stuckey. His weapon of choice? A hatchetHatchet reviews
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Daniel got all ass-hurt because his wife filed for divorce. So, early Monday morning, he crept into her bedroom, where she was dozing with the couple’s two children, and whacked her upside the head with his hatchet. Needless to say, the hatchet blow woke her up. She tried to disarm the crazy bastard, only to receive another blow to her right arm and the right side of her head. Daniel is screaming at her, “Die, bitch, die!” You know, nothing pisses me off more than being woke up like that! It really makes for a shitty day. Dayum! At some point in the melee, the kids woke up and pleaded with their looney father to please stop hitting their mom with a hatchet. Thankfully, and luckily, he listened to the voices of his children. He stopped the attack, dropped the hatchet, and left the house.
When the police arrived, Daniel was waiting for them outside. He told deputies he was “tired of it all.” He told them he was a “punk” and couldn’t finish the job. When asked why he couldn’t finish what he started, he replied, “I couldn’t take away my baby’s mother.” He told deputies he was ready to do his 15-20 for the attack, just take him away to jail. They obliged. Daniel Stuckey, 42, is being held without bond on charges of attempted murder and violation of probation. The victim suffered injuries to her head and arm, but is expected to fully recover. Physically, that is. Neither of the children, ages 9 and 16, were physically injured in the attack.
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11:16 am on June 9th, 2009
15 – 20 he thinks huh????
Hey to the Judge LOCK HIM UP FOR EVER and NEVER let him OUT
11:28 am on June 9th, 2009
Shoulda thunk about them babies BEFORE gettin’ all hatchet-y.
PUNK!
12:05 pm on June 9th, 2009
What a dickhead! Pack up and leave…
12:53 pm on June 9th, 2009
Daniel PUNKey is going to be STUCK in the POKEY.
2:06 pm on June 9th, 2009
He told them he was a “punk” and couldn’t finish the job. When asked why he couldn’t finish what he started, he replied, “I couldn’t take away my baby’s mother.”
He says that like it is a bad thing, when in fact ”not finishing what he started” was the least bad thing he did that night. And why does he equate “not being able to take his baby’s mother” with weakness? Sometimes men have some really fucked up values.
And he didn’t even consider harming his children (physically, that is), which makes him a freaking angel compared to the last two featured fuckwits.
4:35 pm on June 9th, 2009
im glad he at least had the sense to listen to his kids pleas and drop the hatchet instead of turning on them and getting stabby with them as well. That point alone makes him better then the other stabby bastards that graced DD this week…congrats on being the BEST of the worst you douche bag
11:02 pm on June 9th, 2009
I can totally relate to this piece of shit. I am feeling stabby myself this week.
ony I will use a dull hatchet on the IRS who is my main target.
i am really hoping three strikes works now, he should be getting close.
11:56 pm on June 9th, 2009
Punk? He thinks he’s a punk? Hmmmm. A bitch ass punk is a little more like it.
8:39 am on June 10th, 2009
Damn that dude looks wasted! Thankfully his “baby momma” was spared. Wishing her a full recovery. Hopefully the kids will be able to overcome too and they all can get on with life. Oh and agree with Apil Bitch Ass Punk is more like it!
12:53 pm on June 10th, 2009
Yeh- HE looks like he was drunk as hell and had been cryin his eyes out.
WAH.
Get the hell over it and get the F- OUT!
8:46 pm on July 13th, 2009
People should quit judging a book by its cover. This is a great man who have stood by his family since it has been made. The truth of the matter is, he is tired like he said but the whole truth would come out and things will be alot greater for him. He has fought for our country 16 straight years, he has a college education, and all he wanted was a decent wife with potential and great children of his own. Unfortunately, life is full of unexpectancy’s– so you have to take the bitter with the sweet. He thought he had something sweet but alot of bitterness came in that package.
Remember:
God is always with you
8:49 pm on July 13th, 2009
Tell that to the kid with the tampon stuck up his ass.
8:59 pm on July 13th, 2009
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jul/07/postcard-jail-spells-trouble-man-charged-hitting-w/
You know for a man is sooooooo tired, he seems to be awfully busy.
9:21 pm on July 13th, 2009
LMAO!
I have this vision of a Jesus shaped tampon in a kids ass, stuck in my head now.
thanks a lot
R
10:00 pm on July 16th, 2009
If there is anyone who know Daniel personally, pleasse e-mail me at zf8anna@gmail.com. Thank you so much
12:34 am on July 17th, 2009
I would say, although I could be wrong
that coming in here and defending an ass like this guy who hits his beloved wife with a fucking hatchet in front of his “kids that he wanted so badly” and leaving your email would prolly be a stupid thing to do…let’s see if I’m right *wink wink*
7:27 am on July 17th, 2009
ooooh, somebody left an e-mail address!!! gee, he must wanna hear from me. *wink,wink* let’s see how many times i can say “eat shit and die, you pathetic
ass-kissing douche bag”.
6:45 pm on July 17th, 2009
I’m not judging a book by its cover… I’m judging a “man” by his actions. And I judge a man who tries to murder the mother of his children while she’s asleep in the same room as the kids to be an utter fuckwad, among other things. Especially when said fuckwad admits to it, and calls himself a punk because he couldn’t finish the job.
So tell me… what did his estranged wife do in this relationship to deserve be awoken in from sleep by a rampaging asshole with a hatchet, in front of their kids? What facts am I not aware of that would make me decide to judge him differently?
No one EVER answers me damnit…
FYI Please don’t give me some religious gobbledygook for a response, about forgiveness or only God judging, I don’t want to hear it.
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