Port Richey, Florida–Holy hell people…there has been some crazy stabby shit up on the front page this week…and it’s only Tuesday! I’ve been walking around in a daze, mumbling to myself, ‘Stabby, stabby, poke, stab, slash.’ Here we have another nasty divorce, and another stabby human who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of moving on. Allow me to introduce Daniel Lee Stuckey. His weapon of choice? A hatchet.
Daniel got all ass-hurt because his wife filed for divorce. So, early Monday morning, he crept into her bedroom, where she was dozing with the couple’s two children, and whacked her upside the head with his hatchet. Needless to say, the hatchet blow woke her up. She tried to disarm the crazy bastard, only to receive another blow to her right arm and the right side of her head. Daniel is screaming at her, “Die, bitch, die!” You know, nothing pisses me off more than being woke up like that! It really makes for a shitty day. Dayum! At some point in the melee, the kids woke up and pleaded with their looney father to please stop hitting their mom with a hatchet. Thankfully, and luckily, he listened to the voices of his children. He stopped the attack, dropped the hatchet, and left the house.
When the police arrived, Daniel was waiting for them outside. He told deputies he was “tired of it all.” He told them he was a “punk” and couldn’t finish the job. When asked why he couldn’t finish what he started, he replied, “I couldn’t take away my baby’s mother.” He told deputies he was ready to do his 15-20 for the attack, just take him away to jail. They obliged. Daniel Stuckey, 42, is being held without bond on charges of attempted murder and violation of probation. The victim suffered injuries to her head and arm, but is expected to fully recover. Physically, that is. Neither of the children, ages 9 and 16, were physically injured in the attack.
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