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Jessica Limon Is A Bitch!

June 5, 2009 by Jaded  

Filed under: Assault, Beating, Crime, Elder Abuse, Featured, Mugshot 

Jessica Limon Is A Bitch!

Las Vegas, Nevada–There isn’t a lot of information on Jessica and her bitchery, but damn…I had to get her bitchy looking mug up on the front page. And really, what kind of evil bitch beats up her own grandma? Especially when that grandma was coming over to do the little bitch a favor.

Jessica Limon

Jessica Limon

Jessica called her grandma and asked her to come and take care of her son. When 74-year-old Matilda Stevenson arrived to pick up the child, Jessica freaked the fuck out and attacked the woman. In the back of her psycho little head, Jessica believed her grandma was going to try and take her son. She knocked her grandma onto the ground and punched her in the face. WitnessesWitnesses reviewsWitnesses reviews to the incident seem to think  that maybe, just maybe, Jessica was on drugs at the time. Really? No shit? Brilliant observation! Police stated that Jessica continued with her bitchiness even in the backseat of the patrol car, where she repeatedly kicked the dividing screen until she cut her foot. No more free babysitting for you, crazy lady. Jessica Limon, 32, is now facing two counts of elder abuse. If I were grandma, I’d be cutting the screwy bitch out of the will.

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18 Comments on "Jessica Limon Is A Bitch!" make up the 115,857 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. Rotten Apple
    9:01 am on June 5th, 2009

    Dayum!  Who pissed in her cheerios?

  2. Morbid
    9:08 am on June 5th, 2009

    It’s a record I think. Jaded called her a bitch four times in one article.

  3. So Jaded
    9:10 am on June 5th, 2009

    Oh, and did I mention the fact that she’s a fucking BITCH? Just making sure we’re all on the same page….

  4. Rotten Apple
    9:12 am on June 5th, 2009

    Heh, she used some form of bitch 4 times in the first 3 sentences.  LMAO!  I think we need a bitch tag…

  5. 2 boys mom in NC
    10:13 am on June 5th, 2009

    What a cunt!  (Needed to change it up a little, Jaded.)  I am patiently waiting for someone to come on here and say, “Oh, she wasn’t taking her medication” or “she has mental problems but wouldn’t go get help” or “you are only hearing the media, you don’t know the real Jessica! or Jessica is so sweet, she would never do something like this”.  
    Cunt, Cunt, CUNT!!  You just don’t beat up your granny. 

  6. Jus Shaking My Head
    10:17 am on June 5th, 2009

    Awww, she cut her little tootsie. Too bad it wasn’t her fucking neck!

  7. imonfireDAMMIT
    10:40 am on June 5th, 2009

    you guys are so mean…you dont know the story here. Jessica loved her granny and was the only one there to care for her while she was batteling with dementia……LMAO JUST FUCKING WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I agree with 2 Boys MOM in NC and decided to read the story a second time I took the liberty of replacing all instances of Bitch with the word cunt. There is a big difference between the two and this CUNT doesn’t deserve to be called a bitch… FUCKING CUNT come play with someone closer to your age I’ll wipe that look right off your face :-)

  8. CassieMomma
    11:25 am on June 5th, 2009

    What an ugly, pursed lip, fugly eye ungrateful whore!  Recover soon Granny!

  9. granny-g
    3:58 pm on June 5th, 2009

    OH HELL NO !
    She must of caught  her Granny off guard, cause I would have
    whipped her snarling ASS.
    No home baked cookies for you!

  10. ecvmanzo
    4:07 pm on June 5th, 2009

    Damn, if looks could kill….what a sorry ass twat!

  11. April
    5:58 pm on June 5th, 2009

    imonfireDAMMIT: you guys are so mean…you dont know the story here. Jessica loved her granny and was the only one there to care for her while she was batteling with dementia……LMAO JUST FUCKING WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    To make it believable, it needed to read like this:

    u bitches r so mean u dont no the fucken hole story here jessica luvd her granny and was the only one there 2 care 4 her while she was baddeling with demencha

  12. XineSoundclash
    10:46 pm on June 5th, 2009

    It’s all in the eyebrows. Magnificence!

  13. 2 boys mom in NC
    7:25 am on June 6th, 2009

    April:
    To make it believable, it needed to read like this:
    u bitches r so mean u dont no the fucken hole story here jessica luvd her granny and was the only one there 2 care 4 her while she was baddeling with demencha

    Fuck, April!  You are a talented little buggar!  You always get the accent right.  Let’s go to Hollywood.  I’ll be your manager.  You’ll be doing voice overs for R rated Pixar films!  Thanks for the laugh!

  14. knotme
    8:28 am on June 6th, 2009

    April:
    To make it believable, it needed to read like this:
    u bitches r so mean u dont no the fucken hole story here jessica luvd her granny and was the only one there 2 care 4 her while she was baddeling with demencha

     
    I love it when they come on here and do that… it is hilarious!

  15. So Jaded
    10:15 am on June 6th, 2009

    April: To make it believable, it needed to read like this:u bitches r so mean u dont no the fucken hole story here jessica luvd her granny and was the only one there 2 care 4 her while she was baddeling with demencha

    Hahaaaaaaaaa!! I heart you, April.

  16. Siobhan
    7:39 pm on June 6th, 2009

    April: To make it believable, it needed to read like this:u bitches r so mean u dont no the fucken hole story here jessica luvd her granny and was the only one there 2 care 4 her while she was baddeling with demencha

    LMFAO!
    i <3 u 2 april

  17. Wildheart
    5:17 pm on June 8th, 2009

    April:
    u bitches r so mean u dont no the fucken hole story here jessica luvd her granny and was the only one there 2 care 4 her while she was baddeling with demencha

    Perfect April! :)

    Ummm…..to call your granny over to babysit, then beat the shit out of her when she gets there because you’re paranoid??  I’d say some kind of drug was definitely in play here.   Like my boyfriend always says “tweaker tweaker window peeker!”  lol

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