Woman Killed After 12-year-old Boy Jumps From Overpass In Suicide AttemptWoman Smothered Daughter For Talking Back, Tossed Body In DumpsterParents Charged After Their Dead Baby Found Rotting In Baby SwingMan Used Kik Messaging App To Share Child Porn Of His 1-Year-Old StepdaughterTeen Girl Killed Newborn By Shoving Rock Down Baby's ThroatMan Accused Of Raping, Murdering His 9-Month-Old DaughterMan Beat 4-Month-Old Daughter To Death Because She Was CryingTeen Posted Selfies With Murdered Teacher Before Killing Self With Circular SawMan Fatally Shot Wife In Front Of Their Children At Indoor Play CenterElderly Man Killed Himself With Chainsaw After Attacking His Wife With Hatchet

Monthly Archives: June 2009

Lindsey Baum Is Missing

June 30, 2009 at 7:19 am by  

McCleary, WA–McCleary, with a population of 1,550, is a town where most residents feel comfortable allowing their children to play outside until dark. In a town that size, everybody knows everybody and there are very few secrets between neighbors. Needless to say, residents in that tiny town are in shock over the disappearance of 10-year-old Lindsey Baum. Lindsey was visiting a friend’s home Friday evening… her friend’s father, Scott Williams, said he asked Lindsey to go home before it got too dark. “She was here 10, 15 minutes, and then, you know, we said, ‘You should probably get going before it gets dark,’ and that was the last we heard of her,” he said. She was last seen at about 9:15 p.m., as she set off to walk the four blocks to her home…a 10-minute walk. Lindsey never made it home. …

Palmetto, FL – There are some children in this world that have to overcome some pretty horrendous obstacles to make it to adulthood.  Things like abuse, neglect, poverty, soccer moms with a cell phone attached to one ear, a latte in the other, and a foot on the gas pedal trying to make an early morning pilates class – you know, the usual.  Then there are some that have the odds stacked against them even before they are thrust into this world naked, cold and hungry, some that never have a chance, some like the fetus Guadlia Bravo is carrying in her miserable womb.  Bravo seems to be as fertile as some freshly turned compost, but with the mothering instincts of a lump of dog shit. When her toddler was found wandering in a grocery store parking lot, Bravo, 7 months pregnant, was found tanked, sitting on a curb, getting her drink on.…

Columbus, Ohio – Authorities went on a scavenger hunt late last week after an assistant manager for the West bay Apartments called 911. “Could you please send a detective or homicide detective over?” they asked, “We believe we have body parts in our pond and in one of our dumpsters.” It didn’t take authorities long to set up orange traffic cones and little flags all around the pond and the building after finding the reports were true. One guy interviewed seem to be thoroughly disgusted at the spectacle or perhaps it was disgust at the revelation of what had actually occurred. And it didn’t take long before investigators ended up at the residence of Robert Knight. Armed with a search warrant and perhaps a bit of an appetite, one detective opened his freezer only to find the regular frozen groceries – ice, popsicles, a head, a couple arms – you know, the normal stuff.…

Hanover, MassachusettsHer mother reported her missing at 1:00 Saturday afternoon…she had last been seen at 12:30. Police began a door-to-door search for the 6-year-old child when, about an hour after she was reported missing, an officer spotted her. She was bloodied and shackled at both ankles with an “official piece of equipment that you may have seen prisoners going in and out of courthouse in.” She had been riding her bicycle around her apartment complex when a monster grabbed her, carried her off into his lair, shackled her, and attempted to rape her. Somehow, the girl managed to escape her captor, 26-year-old Justin Shine. …

Charleston, West VirginiaOMFG. Demonites, I have been writing for this site for quite some time now. I have written about some pretty weird people doing some pretty bizarre things. It has gotten to the point where nothing shocks me…not eye-ball munchers, not horse fuckers, not even Destinie Duvall. But the Mallos? These fuckers threw me for a fucking loop. Never have I seen such dysfunction in one oddball family. You see, it all started with the death of Phyllis Phares. The 82-year-old woman was killed in her home on June 14. On June 15, authorities had a suspect in the murder, a 14-year-old boy who lived across the street from Phares. On June 17, the boy was charged with first-degree murder. He is also facing sexual assault charges in an unrelated case. That was just the beginning of the arrests….. …

Matthew Wylie Likes To Pierce Tongues

June 29, 2009 at 4:08 am by  

Martell, NE – How do you quiet a crying baby? Well, you could feed them, or rock them, or you could give them a homemade tongue piercing. I know the first two choices usually work, but the last one? Heh. You only do something like that if you want to spend some time in a concrete suite with iron landscaping and possibly,  just possibly, you hope to be one of the unfortunate few to have their ugly mug grace the front page of the illustrious Dreamin’ Demon. Seriously. It seems like people are killing for a chance to be up here.

I’m sure 22-year old Matthew Wylie is going to shit bricks when he learns he is one of the chosen few for today’s stories. I know what all of you are thinking. How did Wylie get so lucky? Why is he so damn special? Allow me to start by saying right away that it’s not because I accepted any bribes of any sort. Wylie got here the same way all our previous, ahem, winners were chosen.…

Wendell Arnold Gave His Wife A Lift

June 29, 2009 at 4:00 am by  

Lake Ozark, MOSpousal abuse is never funny. When I hear stories like this one, the first thing that comes to mind is how much I’d like to rip the perp a new one. Then I have to sit back and calmly sip the coffee SoJaded pours while I watch thinkgoat poke her finger in each doughnut to find the freshest one, and try to come up with an interesting twist to the article. It gets difficult sometimes, especially with a dictator like Morbid, who refuses to unlock our staff room door until everyone in his harem has produced something of quality that will entice your senses and get you to leave a comment or two. The power he has over us is strange, and may need to be investigated, but I will say that if you saw us foxy bitches in real life, you would consider him to be one helluva lucky bastard. So, here is the story. Let’s hope he lets me out of this crazy room before Unamused and RottenApple get bored and start photocopying their nether regions on the copier again.…

Erica Paradise’s Bouncing Baby Daycare

June 29, 2009 at 3:48 am by  

Aiken, South Carolina Meet Erica. Her self-described Myspace entry states her interests are kids, butterflies, and shopping. Her favorite television shows are American Idol, CSI, General Hospital, Dragon Tales (PBS), and The Big Comfy Couch (ABC Kids). Newly married and cute as a button, why parents would have a problem choosing her as their children’s daycare provider is beyond me. But I’m thinking, after her stint in prison, she might be looking for a new career other than running a daycare. Who the fuck knew that children cried and screamed? I mean, it’s not like that in any of those shows she watched. Well CSI maybe, but it’s never more than a minute or so and it just shows things that happen to other people, not this sweet Southern Belle.…

Indie horror film out of Atlanta about the plight of some people living in the fictional city of Terminus. On New Years Eve a mysterious signal begins transmitting through televisions, phones and radio. It has no known origin but anyone who is subjected to it has their paranoia levels tweaked to maddening levels and in turn resorts to the cold-blooded murder of anyone they percieve as a threat. The film is separated into three chapters, each having their own director. The common thread throughout them all are three core characters. Mya (Anessa Ramsey), her boyfriend Ben (Justin Welborn) and her extremely suspicious husband, Lewis (AJ Bowen). After being separated, The Signal details Ben’s attempt to find Mya while dealing with the rather large chunk of society who have fell victim to the signal – as well as Mya’s husband.  …

Omar Long Is Forgetful

June 28, 2009 at 8:42 am by  

St. Augustine, FloridaRaise your hand if you have ever accidentally locked your keys in your car with the engine still running. I have, and boy, was my face red. The folks at the DMV were probably wondering if it had been a wise decision to issue me a driver’s license that day. Now, raise your hand if you have ever accidentally locked your keys and your 2-year-old child in your car while the engine was still running. For six hours. In the middle of June. What’s this? None of you have ever done that? I didn’t think so. Well, Omar Long did, and little Arianna baked to death. …

Onamia, Minnesota is about 32 miles SW of Brainerd, a name made famous for enough of us sick individuals who happened to enjoy the movie Fargo. Onamia has a population of about 850 people and hopefully will be a couple less by the time this story plays out in the courtroom.  The participants are the quintessential features on the Dreamin’ Demon, the kind who fit the prerequisites:  selfish baby abusing motherfuckers with the propensity for criminal stupidity. I’m of course speaking of Lance Ballinger (23) and Kelly Friend, once boyfriend/girlfriend. Right now Lance is in a whole heap of trouble and with crossed fingers, Kelly will soon learn what it’s like when a mother makes shitty decisions regarding her children.…

BALTIMORE COUNTY, Md. – Here’s a real nasty one for you to start off your Sunday. After meeting in church, one woman offered to watch the other woman’s two small children – a 6-year-old girl and her 8-year-old brother – while she was at work during the day. This has been the arrangement for the last year with no reported problems. Until a few months ago when the mother of the two small children noticed some sores on her children. After some questioning, the woman learned that the sores were not natural as she had originally thought. Nope. She learned that the 16-year-old son of the woman watching her kids, Robbie Poellot, had been repeatedly raping her daughter and sodomizing her son.…

The Brutal Murder Of Jada Justice

June 28, 2009 at 12:36 am by  

Hobart, IN“She was wearing an orange skirt and a tank top with orange and green stripes.” That was what 18-year old Engelico Castillo told the police on the night of June 16, when her 2-year old cousin, Jada Justice, went missing. Castillo said she went to a gas station in Gary and left Jada in her car-seat in the back seat of her unlocked vehicle while she went inside to purchase cigarettes and milk. When she returned, Jada was gone.  Panic engulfed the child’s family, police, and surrounding community as they searched for the missing child. Other customers at the gas station told police they saw no one around Castillo’s car that night. Police brought dogs to aid in the search, but found no scent of Jada in the area. Police also sought the assistance of other agencies, including the F.B.I. as well as the U.S. Marshal’s Service. A day after her supposed disappearance, Jada was still missing, despite a massive search that spanned two neighboring cities and lasted more than 18 hours.…

Durham, North CarolinaDemonites, feast your eyes upon Frank Lombard, associate director of the Center for Health Policy at Duke University. Now, how in the hell did such a prestigious fella end up gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon? Unpaid parking tickets? Overdue library books? Jaywalking? Nah. Seems Mr. Lombard is quite the scummy perv. Lombard was recently arrested and charged with allegedly offering, over the Internet, to have an out-of-state pervert molest his adopted 5-year-old son. Heh…an accommodating and generous perv. How nice… …

Review: Red April

June 27, 2009 at 6:07 am by  

Have you ever tried a new food and the taste that assaults your senses is strong, vibrant, and oh, so exotic? You spend the first few bites trying to determine if you even like it or not. But in a very short time you find that your mouth simply cannot be without the flavor. On a few rare occasions, a book will be that way for me. It’s the literary equivalent of my first experience with an Indian restaurant, or, in this case, authentic Spanish cuisine. Santiago Roncagliolo offers up a wonderful new taste experience with his debut novel, Red April. …

Jonathan Sullivan Likes To Take Pictures

June 27, 2009 at 5:54 am by  

Garner, NCThere was a time in my life when I wanted to pursue a career in law enforcement…not because I wanted to be a hero, mind you, but for purely selfish reasons. (Mainly because I wanted to carry a gun and a nightstick and play with the lights and sirens. Plus, I would look totally hot in uniform). After some deep and thoughtful consideration, I realized that I would never, ever feel comfortable eating in a fast food joint while in uniform, and, I would totally dish out some police brutality on people like Jonathan Sullivan. …

Dallas, Texas Honestly, how many times have we jokingly threatened our children with “I’m going to hang you by your feet”? Better yet, how many times have our children bounced off the walls and we secretly entertained the same idea? Or plotted it out, complete with the story we’d tell Child and Family Services once someone ratted us out? For me, maybe only a couple of times regarding my children, several times over concerning my husband. But that’s a whole other story right there! To actually act on that impulse takes either great nerve, great stupidity, a chemical imbalance, or a nasty mix of the three. …


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