zoloftn151
8:08 am on May 31st, 2009
Crotchety old fucker…. lmao look at that fuckers face. Crotchety is a great description. lol
Absynthe
10:33 am on May 31st, 2009
cranky old fucker he needs some drugs for ocd.
Friday
11:52 am on May 31st, 2009
It’s about that nursing home time.
moments for nothing
12:00 pm on May 31st, 2009
What’s up with this dude, always picking on the younger kids.
April
12:02 pm on May 31st, 2009
Friday:
It’s about that nursing home time.
He needs a bigger, badder old man to show him it’s not nice to beat up old ladies.  Screw the nursing home.
happymerry
12:50 pm on May 31st, 2009
what is with people and shit in the kitchen the past week or so?  first there was the death over a dinner roll and now strangulation over the dishwasher???
crighteous
2:37 pm on May 31st, 2009
It will be another 20 years possibly before most of the angry shovanistic generation of old men are dead.  The problem still lies in passing this to the next generation.  There are young men out there who beat the crap out of their wives, still feel women are near worthless human beings and believe that they are here to serve men (mostly in the kitchen and the bedroom).  Most likely this horrible behavior was passed down from their fathers.  You need a license to drive a car, yet any idiot can have a child.
Men who are convicted of physcial domestic violence should be put in a room with a bunch of angry abused women who have bats and other weapons.  They can beat these men to death and that should be the man’s  sentence.  That’s my opinion anyway.  Our laws are much too lenient.
Oh and I am a man by the way, not some angry abused woman if that’s what you assumed.  I have never even thought of striking a female, even when I have been slapped by one.  I feel that we are all equal…even if they tend to love drama and enjoy when there is a problem to discuss rather than solve it and move on. =)
MadeaBecBec
4:49 pm on May 31st, 2009
CrotchetyStrauch, yep, sounds like a anal disease to me!!
Dakota Valkyrie
8:41 pm on May 31st, 2009
My husband does not know how to load the dishwasher. I don’t think beating the crap out of him is going to make him learn. I’m just happy he puts them in there… then all I have to do is re-arrange them.
dr.awkward
9:50 pm on May 31st, 2009
I always put the forks and spoons together in the dishwasher. Gives them a chance to mix it up, so to speak. In the drawer, they are forever separated by the cold plastic walls of the cutlery organizer. At least in the wash they can meet new silverware, perhaps tryst amongst the rinse cycle.
Besides, the forks and knives have to protect the impressionable spoons from those slutty dishes, otherwise they’ll run off and one morning you’ll wake up and have to eat cereal with your hands.
Abroad
2:28 am on June 1st, 2009
Thank you, Dr Awkward. And here I thought the reason I was mixing the forks in with the spoons was so that the spoons would not fit themselves against each other so closely they don’t get clean. 
Dakota Valkyrie
9:57 am on June 1st, 2009
dr.awkward: …
Besides, the forks and knives have to protect the impressionable spoons from those slutty dishes, otherwise they’ll run off and one morning you’ll wake up and have to eat cereal with your hands.
I love your take on the nursery rhyme! I will forever think of you when loading the dishwasher and remember  that I am just protecting the spoons!
CassieMomma
11:18 am on June 1st, 2009
This guy could be a grumpy old fuck and maybe he truly is senile????  Either way get him away from society somehow.
Athena
12:06 pm on June 1st, 2009
You know, I wonder… What happens when a violent person goes senile? Do they tend to get more calm, or are they even more unpredictable?
Stella
12:15 pm on June 1st, 2009
Athena: You know, I wonder… What happens when a violent person goes senile?Do they tend to get more calm, or are they even more unpredictable?
I can only speak for my family, but “more calm” is not how I would describe it. “More unpredictable” is just the tip of the iceberg. Luckily for us, so far, it’s only verbal, still hurtful, but still very unpredictable. You can almost feel the sting as if you were slapped in the face. (No more family reunions for us.)
Stella
12:19 pm on June 1st, 2009
Dakota Valkyrie: My husband does not know how to load the dishwasher. I don’t think beating the crap out of him is going to make him learn. I’m just happy he puts them in there… then all I have to do is re-arrange them.
Yes, it’s really so simple. Hell, just even getting them in the right room is sometimes an accomplishment. Just let it go ….
annieTX
2:49 pm on June 1st, 2009
Stella: Yes, it’s really so simple. Hell, just even getting them in the right room is sometimes an accomplishment. Just let it go ….
LOL Nothing like playing Easter egg hunt all over the house looking for dishes!
If this man is suffering from Alzheimer’s, his demeanor could very well change into combativeness even if he was a mild man before. Yes, even to the point of strangulation. In any case, he does need to be put away from society before he actually kills someone.
ecvmanzo
3:21 pm on June 1st, 2009
dr.awkward:
I always put the forks and spoons together in the dishwasher. Gives them a chance to mix it up, so to speak. In the drawer, they are forever separated by the cold plastic walls of the cutlery organizer. At least in the wash they can meet new silverware, perhaps tryst amongst the rinse cycle.
Besides, the forks and knives have to protect the impressionable spoons from those slutty dishes, otherwise they’ll run off and one morning you’ll wake up and have to eat cereal with your hands.
LMAO…I love it!
jenjen0135
3:41 pm on June 1st, 2009
Besides, the forks and knives have to protect the impressionable spoons from those slutty dishes, otherwise they’ll run off and one morning you’ll wake up and have to eat cereal with your hands.
WOW.  you could come up with a WHOLE different Cow Jumped over the moon story here…
Is it me, or does this old fart look like he already has the bad make up that they use to make corpses look less dead?
He must still have money…can’t see any other reason for him to have a GF.
malq
7:18 pm on June 1st, 2009
Jesus! he has other things going on. nobody is that anal.
It never even occurred to me in 46 years to sort the silverware before it was cleaned, and I have loaded the dishwasher 3 times.

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