Alcoa, TN– As I was sitting here in front of my keyboard dressed in my usual work attire ( Tinkerbell pajamas with periwinkle blue slippers) and first began reading about this story, two questions came to mind. How the hell did this woman master the trick of spraying officers with her own urine and why, oh fucking why, can’t I be graced by the Gods of Demented Demon-ship and be allowed to find at least one mugshot of this truculent tigress? At first, I believed finding a pic was hopeless, but thanks to the detective skills of one of my favorite members, Tazzzz, Cindy Lynn Holder’s mug is now gracing our front page.
Around 3 a.m. Sunday morning, a friend dropped Cindy Lynn Holder’s drunk ass off in front of an apartment building. When she began crying and knocking on one of the apartment doors, the police were called. When officers arrived, they found Holder passed out, completely nekkid, and drunk as a skunk. When an officer tried to awaken the drowsing drunk, her speech was slurred and she reeked of alcohol.
When Holder was taken to jail, she refused to stand up when intake officers attempted to bring her in for booking. For unknown reasons, the officers then took Holder to the hospital and obtained warrants charging her with public intoxication and indecent exposure and asked hospital staff to alert authorities upon her release. Around noon that same day, the hospital called police to report Holder had ran from the ER and was trying to escape. Holder was found hiding behind an ATM wearing only a T-shirt and naked from the waist down. Holder, who was catheterized, refused to come out from behind the ATM machine. When the officers took her by the arms, she became angry and threatened to sling her piss on them. Then the little hellcat reached down, grabbed the catheter and began to sling it back and forth, spraying the officers with urine. If I was one of those cops, she would have been choking on that catheter. Holder was arrested once more and charged with two counts of reckless endangerment. She was being held in lieu of bonds totaling $10,775.
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