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May 22, 2009 at 7:11 pm by  

Another day, another reason to thank your lucky stars that you and yours are healthy and not the subject of today’s installment of public shaming.  As long as there are no prerequisites for procreating, we will never be short on things to write about.  Sit back, relax, and wrinkle your nose in disgust at the dumbfuckery here for you today.

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Stephanie Walden Laver

Stephanie Walden Laver – Either Stephanie Laver’s bottle of bleach has started eating away at her brain or she’s the kind of feisty that may be coming from other chemical means.  Officers that were responding  to a domestic disturbance call at a residence drove up in time to see Laver,31, slap her grandmother.  Yeah.  Don’t know about your grandmothers, but both of mine would have kicked my ass if they knew the thought of slapping them ever crossed my mind.  Even now as an adult, I flinch if my grandmother makes any sudden moves towards the flyswatter.   When officers put Laver in the back of the patrol car so they could continue talking to the family, this crazy heifer kicked out the back window, crawled out, and tried to run.  When she was rearrested, she assaulted the police officers.  Damn.  From the sounds of it, and the look on her face in that mugshot, I’m thinking she was pretty pissed.  Was grandma out of milk and cookies?  I guess we will never know.

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Joseph Wise

Joseph Wise -  Wise, 37, was dealing with one of those annoying babies.  His own 8 month old daughter.  And of course we all know how you deal with those pesky crying, eating, and pooping machines – you shake the crap out of them.    The child’s mother was not in the home at the time, but other children were.  Though they did not witness the incident or injured, they were removed from the home as a precaution.  The little girl is alive but in serious condition and is recovering from “major head trauma and bleeding in the brain.”  A perfectly healthy little girl will probably never be the same and she can thank dear old dad.  Thanks idiot!

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