Danica Wallace Was Gettin’ Her Groove On
May 19, 2009 by Jaded
Springfield, Ohio–But, the dumbass was getting her groove on as her two young children watched…from the back seat of the car. Danica Wallace, 24, and her boyfriend, Eric Welch, 29, both intoxicated and stoned, just couldn’t wait ’till they got home to do the nasty…so, they pulled off the road and started going at it. Look at their mugs and imagine them nekkid–nobody should have to witness that shit. Just thinking about the two of them all nekkid and sweaty makes my brain itchy.
Danica Wallace and Eric Welch
When an officer approached the car, he saw Danica, naked from the waist down, mounting EricEric reviews
, also unclothed from the waist down, in the passenger seat. There were two little ones, ages 3 and 1 hanging out in the back seat. When she dismounted the handsome stud, Danica told officers they pulled over to have sex because they couldn’t have sex at a friend’s house. Eric said, ‘We got horny and just wanted to fuck!’ Also in the car, aside from the wee ones, were a couple of open beer bottles and a tin foil pipe with marijuana residue. Danica, a bit wobbly on her feet, told officers that she had only consumed a 22 oz. Budweiser and stated, ‘I’m not completely drunk.’ No, Danica, but you are a complete moron. She failed the field sobriety test. Her kids were handed off to a relative and Danica was hauled off to the pokey.
Danica told news reporters that it’s all just a big misunderstanding: ‘I was not having sex in the car, I promise,’ she said. ‘I spilled beer all over my pants and when I went to change my pants, the police pulled up and said that I was engaged in sex with my kids in the back seat.’ FAIL! She also had this to say, ‘I’m not a bad mother, really. I do admit I was drinking with my kids in the car.’ Again, FAIL! She was charged with two counts of endangering children, public indecency, drug paraphernalia and driving while intoxicated. Welch was charged with public indecency.
Hear it directly from the horse’s mouth…
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4:11 am on May 19th, 2009
I know I’m gonna get blasted, but..
I have more of an issue with her drinking and driving with the kids than having sex with toddlers in the car. The 3 year old is pushing it but maybe she was able to distract him enough. Its doubtful it would scar him unless she was totally indiscreet.
Is that a giant hickey on her neck? ugh
4:41 am on May 19th, 2009
‘I’m not completely drunk.’
4:45 am on May 19th, 2009
oh, no, I totally agree. I think the drunk driving is far worse- it puts her children, and others, in direct danger. the sex…. well, that’s just what makes this story more bizarre
7:06 am on May 19th, 2009
“Hear it directly from the horse’s mouth…”
NEIGH!!!!! Hahaa! I thought she looked exactly like a horse.
But you know, every time I spill something on my clothes in a public place, my first instinct is to get naked. And, you know I’m sure her boyfriend didn’t want her to be all self conscious so he got naked too. And you know, the mounting, that was…umm….so no one would have to sit where the beer was spilled.
And the boyfriend saying, “We got horny and just wanted to fuck.” Well, ummm…yeah.
Sometimes I wonder if these people REALLY think that everyone around them is stupid or they just hope we are.
7:57 am on May 19th, 2009
Sometimes I wonder if these people can even think.
9:10 am on May 19th, 2009
Clearly, the worst thing here is drunk driving at all, especially with little kids in the car. However, I have a three year old. She would flip the fuck out if she saw me and her father having sex in a car! She would want to know what the hell we were doing. 3 year olds aren’t stupid and they aren’t unaware of their surroundings. Unless the kids were asleep and this pair of fugtards were being EXTREMELY quiet (which, judging by the leprosy-sore-looking hickeys on that creature’s neck, is doubtful), I don’t see how they could have sex without disturbing that kid. Either way, they are disgusting as hell; they both look at least 10 years older than they are. That’s some hard livin’ going on!
9:37 am on May 19th, 2009
you said horses mouth-LOL
First thing I thought seeing the mug shots.
9:50 am on May 19th, 2009
The drunk driving is the most horrible part of this. I hate drunk drives so much, I always feel when they kill someone they should be charged with first degree murder, as they chose to drink and get behind the wheel.
But damn, in my mind they’re not much better than pedo’s. Getting naked and having sex in the car in front of the children. Bloody disgusting in my opinion.
Poor kids, and poor cop having to see these fugugly idiots naked………
10:02 am on May 19th, 2009
Well ok, I mean you did spill beer on your pants……..DUMB ASS!!!!!!
10:57 am on May 19th, 2009
I hate when parents seem to think that, just because they don’t beat their kids, they’re automatically decent parents. It makes you wonder what their parents were like.
11:48 am on May 19th, 2009
Hope she didn’t get knocked up during that romp.Last thing she needs is to add to the peanut gallery.
You’re probably right. Everyone hates the wet spot.
4:27 pm on May 19th, 2009
“We got horny and just wanted to fuck”. How romantic.
4:47 pm on May 19th, 2009
aside from the whole grossness of these people, doing it in a car, drinking and stuff… i’ve always wondered how people have toddlers and kids in the same room, or even their same bed, and manage to do the deed without an unwanted, underage audience.
For example, in the Haileigh Cummings case, you have a young guy and even younger girl sleeping in the same bed with a toddler boy, right? At the time, they were unmarried, bf/gf. I would bet they didn’t develop a sudden case of self-control and abstinence just because the boy was there, so… ??
obviously people have lived like that for millenia, but i… uh… awkward…
4:49 pm on May 19th, 2009
Well don’t sound so surprised! It takes a suave Romeo to nail a classy broad like that. Only a high class lady fucks some ate up looking crackhead on the side of the road in front of her children.
10:10 pm on May 19th, 2009
Ya think?? I wonder if he had to pay her before or after. She looks like a chick that’d fuck for cash, crack, a burger or even a ride home.
10:54 pm on May 19th, 2009
Heh. Don’t sit on the couch if you visit, that’s all I’m saying.
1:07 am on May 20th, 2009
What I thought was so funny is they said they couldn’t do it at a friend’s house so they went for the car. Can you imagine being that friend?
Romeo: Umm, like can we fuck here?
Friend: No.
Romeo: Not even if we just use your floor real quick?
Friend: Hell no.
Romeo: Come on honey, we needs to get us a nice spot on the side of the road to fuck. Yeah, the kids won’t mind.
11:09 am on May 20th, 2009
If she’d only had rear facing car seats.
11:32 pm on May 20th, 2009
lol
12:18 am on May 21st, 2009
Now that’s not right, The horses didn’t do anything to deserve being compared to her.
haha! You fuckers are funny, love the comments!
7:11 am on May 21st, 2009
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10:37 pm on May 21st, 2009
I hate people with HICKIES! <<< Did I spell that right? I don’t even think spell check recognizes that word.
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