Comments on: Nathan Schwarz Lost His Cell Phone

By: Friday

Friday — Fri, 22 May 2009 02:49:55 +0000

Morbid: His eyes remind me of someone…oh yeah!

I'm just seeing if ur pic shows up in my post.

By: tutkill

tutkill — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:31:07 +0000

Sir Geoff: Bubba talking to Nathan as he has him bent over in the cell- “Can you hear me now?” That would be one hell of a commercial!

By: ecvmanzo

ecvmanzo — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:48:23 +0000

Sir Geoff: Bubba talking to Nathan as he has him bent over in the cell- “Can you hear me now?”

Damn it, now that was funny!!!

By: Sir Geoff

Sir Geoff — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:45:30 +0000

Bubba talking to Nathan as he has him bent over in the cell- “Can you hear me now?”

By: malq

malq — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:48:36 +0000

Even if you are a sick fuck molesting boys and taking pics of them, who the hell would you send them to? Maybe your own email for better viewing, while you are sitting the wank chair?

By: Special2bme

Special2bme — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:09:41 +0000

So Jaded: I’m betting they find a couple more victims before this is over.

Oh I'm sure, love those stupid idiots.

Morbid: His eyes remind me of someone…oh yeah!

LMAO

By: lissalou

lissalou — Mon, 18 May 2009 23:55:23 +0000

If the world has to have pervy criminals, and it seems like it does, thank goodness theres alot of stupid ones.

By: Peeperann

Peeperann — Mon, 18 May 2009 22:56:19 +0000

Dakota Valkyrie: I love when they are stupid. Thank God for the stupid ones.

So Jaded: I’m betting they find a couple more victims before this is over. Yep, i'll take that bet. You know they will.

By: ecvmanzo

ecvmanzo — Mon, 18 May 2009 22:07:43 +0000

I am glad he was a moron, wish all of them were as stupid as this asswipe.

By: Kalehue

Kalehue — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:56:20 +0000

I think his eyes look like he’s been crying! And he looks like he has a goiter.

Thank goodness he lost his cell phone and the person who found it happened to browse through his pictures. I wonder if he’s used his job as an EMT to molest any children. The “volunteer” part creeps me out a little bit. I’ll bet there are more victims.

By: knotme

knotme — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:27:57 +0000

Yeah, those eyes say it all, don’t they? He looks like someone who wanks every chance he gets. Another one to my Firing Squad… one bullet and the world is a little bit better to live in.

By: Morbid

Morbid — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:03:10 +0000

RA, you are indeed one sick and twisted individual. I should ban you on the spot for even hinting that a grown man mentoring a young boy found floating in a bed of seaweed and being raised inside of a talking whale would be any bit malicious. Shame on you, RA. Shame. On. You!

By: Rotten Apple

Rotten Apple — Mon, 18 May 2009 19:49:15 +0000

Morbid: His eyes remind me of someone…oh yeah!

You know, that theme song sounds just like a pedo trying to entice a child…

“Captain Knuckles (pedo?):
Hey, hey Flapjack, come with me we’ll go and see a place called Candied Island.

Bubbie (mother figure):
Who needs Candied Island? It’s safer at the docks.

Captain Knuckles (PEDO!):
But their ain’t no streams of sody pop go drippin down the rocks.

Bubbie (cockblocker):
It’s dangerous and risky.

Captain Knuckles (PEDO-PHILE!!!!):
But adventurous and free!

Flapjack (VICTIM?):
Adventure that’s the life for me.

Captain Knuckles (RUNNNNNN!!!!):
There’s lollypop trees and a lemonade sea!

Bubbie:
Doesn’t sound very good to me.

All:
The misadventures of.

Flapjack (poor baby):
Flapjack… !”

By: Morbid

Morbid — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:30:54 +0000

His eyes remind me of someone...oh yeah!

By: Morbid

Morbid — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:18:29 +0000

Athena: Yep… The only thing worse than a dumb predator is a smart one.

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