Nathan Schwarz Lost His Cell Phone
May 18, 2009 by Jaded
Wolcott, NY–If you’re stupid enough to store your child pornography on your cell phone, then it’s probably a good idea to make sure the phone is permanently attached to your person…preferably somewhere in your rectum.

Nathan Schwarz
Volunteer EMT Nathan Schwarz, 33, let his cell phone get away from him. Someone found the phone, took a peek at the pictures stored, and turned it over to the state police. On the phone were three pictures, sexual in nature, of a 10-year-old boy. Turns out Schwarz has been molesting that boy, a friend of the family, for about 2 years now…and he’s got the pictures to prove it. Troopers say that at least two of those pictures had been sent by picture message to another location. They are continuing to investigate whether Schwarz has had sexual contact with any other children.
Nathan Schwarz was charged with predatory sexual assault against a child, first-degree criminal sexual act, use of a child in a sexual performance, promoting obscene sexual performance by a child and possession of obscene sexual performance by a child. Bail has been set at $20,000. Nasty perv.
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10:28 am on May 18th, 2009
I love when they are stupid.
10:30 am on May 18th, 2009
I’m betting they find a couple more victims before this is over.
10:56 am on May 18th, 2009
I agree with both of you so far. Stupid =good…….more victims = bad.
11:42 am on May 18th, 2009
Yep… The only thing worse than a dumb predator is a smart one.
12:18 pm on May 18th, 2009
Word
2:30 pm on May 18th, 2009
His eyes remind me of someone…oh yeah!
3:49 pm on May 18th, 2009
You know, that theme song sounds just like a pedo trying to entice a child…
“Captain Knuckles (pedo?):
Hey, hey Flapjack, come with me we’ll go and see a place called Candied Island.
Bubbie (mother figure):
Who needs Candied Island? It’s safer at the docks.
Captain Knuckles (PEDO!):
But their ain’t no streams of sody pop go drippin down the rocks.
Bubbie (cockblocker):
It’s dangerous and risky.
Captain Knuckles (PEDO-PHILE!!!!):
But adventurous and free!
Flapjack (VICTIM?):
Adventure that’s the life for me.
Captain Knuckles (RUNNNNNN!!!!):
There’s lollypop trees and a lemonade sea!
Bubbie:
Doesn’t sound very good to me.
All:
The misadventures of.
Flapjack (poor baby):
Flapjack… !”
4:03 pm on May 18th, 2009
RA, you are indeed one sick and twisted individual. I should ban you on the spot for even hinting that a grown man mentoring a young boy found floating in a bed of seaweed and being raised inside of a talking whale would be any bit malicious. Shame on you, RA. Shame. On. You!
4:27 pm on May 18th, 2009
Yeah, those eyes say it all, don’t they? He looks like someone who wanks every chance he gets. Another one to my Firing Squad… one bullet and the world is a little bit better to live in.
5:56 pm on May 18th, 2009
I think his eyes look like he’s been crying! And he looks like he has a goiter.
Thank goodness he lost his cell phone and the person who found it happened to browse through his pictures. I wonder if he’s used his job as an EMT to molest any children. The “volunteer” part creeps me out a little bit. I’ll bet there are more victims.
6:07 pm on May 18th, 2009
I am glad he was a moron, wish all of them were as stupid as this asswipe.
6:56 pm on May 18th, 2009
7:55 pm on May 18th, 2009
If the world has to have pervy criminals, and it seems like it does, thank goodness theres alot of stupid ones.
10:09 pm on May 18th, 2009
Oh I’m sure, love those stupid idiots.
LMAO
3:48 am on May 19th, 2009
Even if you are a sick fuck molesting boys and taking pics of them, who the hell would you send them to? Maybe your own email for better viewing, while you are sitting the wank chair?
5:45 pm on May 19th, 2009
Bubba talking to Nathan as he has him bent over in the cell- “Can you hear me now?”
5:48 pm on May 19th, 2009
Damn it, now that was funny!!!
10:31 pm on May 19th, 2009
10:49 pm on May 21st, 2009
I’m just seeing if ur pic shows up in my post.
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