Dayton, Texas – I can’t think of a better description of these two. Just their mugshots alone has given me a dueling banjos earworm that I can’t seem to shake. These guys make the Squidbillies look like an educational animated program for preschoolers. The only thing that is keeping me from laughing out loud is the fact that these fucknuts delivered a couple of shotgun blasts to two vehicles full of “trespassers” and ended up killing a 7 year old.
Gayle and Sheila Muhs
The family of 7 year old Donald Coffey, Jr. were visiting friends who lived near the rural neighborhood these two inbred crazies called home. They decided to go off -roading at some nearby government owned levees which is a perfectly legal activity and common in the area. At some point, the one of the boys needed to go to the bathroom and the two vehicles pulled over to the side of the road…unfortunately in front of the Muh’s residence which has a huge sign out front warning “Trespassers will be shot! Survivors will be reshot! Smile I will.”
Muh residence
Sheila Muhs ran out of the house screaming like a deranged banshee for the families to get off their property and then proceeded to shoot at the vehicles. The families yelled for them to stop shooting because there were children in the car, but they continued. Sheila put down the shotgun at one point to chase the first vehicle on her all terrain vehicle, only to have Gayle pick it back up to blast the second vehicle which was already fleeing. Donald Coffey, his older sister, father and another adult family friend were all hit with shotgun pellets. Donald’s hits being mostly to his head and face. As the families fled and got medical care for the wounded in the vehicles, Sheila Muh returned home, called 911 and told the dispatcher that some people were “tearing up the levees” and she shot them. Overreact much? Geez.
Even though the state of Texas does have a law that allows property owners to shoot at trespassers on their property at night, that law would not apply in this case. Little Donald Coffey’s family and friends were on public property the entire time and never set foot on the Muh’s property. Donald Jr. succumbed to his injuries a couple of days later and the couple is now facing murder charges. I can’t help but wish they would do some genetic testing to see if these two are related. This kind of lunacy only comes from years of inbreeding.
and says I talk like Joy on My Name is Earl. I don’t even like country music. I’m rock and alternative. My husband does listen to country and he drives a big-ass truck. He does have a cowboy hat but he only wears it to the rodeo. I don’t think we are too different from anywhere else in the country. 
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