Angelo Dicks Was Imitating Jesus
May 12, 2009 by FlamingFox
Stratford, CT- I swear you just can’t make some of this stuff up. According to his MyspaceMySpace
, Angelo Dicks is a simple, yet complex man. His heroes are, “Dukes of Hazrad, God, the norms of my time.” Dicks also says he’s the “celistyn prophicy type”, which I believe he’s referring to the novel by James Redfield called, “The Celestine ProphecyThe Celestine Prophecy reviews
“. The book is a first-person narrative of spiritual awakening. The narrator is in a transitional period of his life, and begins to notice instances of synchronicity, which is the realization that coincidences may have deep meaning. On the Sunday of April 26′th, Dicks decided to share his own spiritual awakening by exposing his mighty staff to many unpleased disciples.
The unseasonably warm weather that SundaySunday reviews drew several families out of their homes to spend a day at the local public beach, known as Short Beach. Apparently, the beach goers got more than they bargained for when they spied Angelo Dicks, 31, lying on the sand and basking in the sun naked as a jaybird. Several of the beach goers called the police to report their dislike of seeing Dicks’ dick, especially because he was close to many families with young children. When the officers arrived, they informed Dicks that nudity is forbidden on the public beach. Dicks replied that he “was imitating Jesus” and he also did not want to have a bikini line. Hmmm…I’m not an expert, but I can’t remember any stories about a nude Jesus who enjoyed tanning his shlong.
The officers asked Dicks to get dressed and leave the beach, but he refused. After a brief struggle with the officers, Dicks was charged with risk of injury to a minor, breach of piece peace, and interfering with police. He was released after posting $5,000 bond. Next time, Dicks, I advise you to just go to a tanning salon. There, you can broil your sausage in privacy as much as you want and you won’t have to worry about anyone crucifying you for it.
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6:13 am on May 12th, 2009
He parks his car outside of my house
Takes his clothes off
Says he’s close to understanding Jesus
He knows he’s more than just a little misunderstood
He has trouble acting normal when he’s nervous
With apologies to the Counting Crows.
9:12 am on May 12th, 2009
Round here…..thanks dammitall know that songs going to be in my head all day
Dick’s dick…hee hee hee
9:17 am on May 12th, 2009
He looks like he has had enough sun.
11:39 am on May 12th, 2009
He looks a little unhinged. I swear we could just write a book with all these looney toones!
12:52 pm on May 12th, 2009
“There, you can broil your sausage in privacy as much as you want and you won’t have to worry about anyone crucifying you for it.”
Great write-up, Flaming Fox and great advice for Dick. I needed a laugh today.
1:12 pm on May 12th, 2009
Ha, ha…..Dicks is a dick.
3:06 pm on May 12th, 2009
LOL
4:21 pm on May 12th, 2009
He didn’t want a bikini line? Do men wear bikinis? This guy has issues on so many levels he’s boring! Yuk!
8:17 pm on May 12th, 2009
He has quite a few disorderly conducts and breach of peace. His dad has a record too.
http://www.jud2.ct.gov/crdockets/SearchByDefDisp.aspx
It sounds to me he was dusted.
10:27 pm on May 13th, 2009
He thinks he’s the Angel o’ Dicks……
4:06 pm on May 16th, 2009
Looks like Angelo has a screw loose and likes his weiner roasted. Also looks like Angelo has become quite well know to police for his crazy behavior. Give the man a roll and some mustard.
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