Kelvin Cousar Is Oddly Grotesque
May 8, 2009 by Morbid
CHARLES COUNTY, Maryland – Mr. Cousar answered a CraigslistCraigslist
ad a woman had posted offering massages. When the pair met at a Charles County hotel on April 12th, he paid her $200 for the massage and some sexual activity. The problem is, aside from Craigslist being the best place to find a whore now days, that Cousar wanted this woman to do some “oddly grotesque” things. Now, that was a direct quote from a police spokeswoman who has probably heard of everything, so I am assuming that Cousar’s requests were in fact “oddly grotesque“. Considering that even the whore refused to do them is also very telling. But Cousar wasn’t taking no for an answer and shoved a gun in the woman’s mouth and forced her to do them anyway.
Just looking at that guy’s mugshot makes me shudder at what horrors that whore must have went through. But thankfully, he didn’t kill her (although if he forced her to play the dirty trombone I am betting she is wishing he had) and left the room once done. She called police and through some cell phone activity, were able to track down Cousar and arrest him on first-degree assault charges. They are pretty sure they have pinned yet another attack on him that happened in Febuary, and feel that there may be even more victims out there waiting to come forward.
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1:15 pm on May 8th, 2009
im sorry i had trouble reading this story cause i kept laughing my ass off at the photo!
*clapping*
1:26 pm on May 8th, 2009
Could it be that just having sex with him was grotesque. Gag***aroma…
1:37 pm on May 8th, 2009
I’m with aspy–that photo touch-up is fucking brilliant! Kudos, Morbid!
1:41 pm on May 8th, 2009
Thank just my luck sucks. I just took the time to actually do it.
1:44 pm on May 8th, 2009
Was that link supposed to take us somewhere, Morbid? All I get is:
“Not Found, Error 404
The page you are looking for no longer exists.”
2:07 pm on May 8th, 2009
I almost lost it when I saw the Mr. Potato Head pic. Thanks for the laughs, Morbid.
2:49 pm on May 8th, 2009
Am I the only one who is dying to know what kind of tricks the whore wouldn’t turn?? This has gotta be good.
3:02 pm on May 8th, 2009
Nope, I’m right there with ya!!!
3:03 pm on May 8th, 2009
Legalize prostitution. Offer these women some safety and protection and reap the potential tax revenue. Win-win-win.
3:25 pm on May 8th, 2009
And a freakin’ health-plan!!!
3:48 pm on May 8th, 2009
I know me to, it’s fucking brilliant.
4:24 pm on May 8th, 2009
LOL!
You made him look like a baked potato with lettuce, tomato and two forks. Where’s the butter for those dry lips?
Too bad he didn’t look like that and the hooker wasn’t hungry that night. I think she would have ate him alive that night.
I’ll be back, I gotta go throw up.
4:52 pm on May 8th, 2009
Oh, I am so curious…what did he make her do??!?!?!?
I actually think potato head does the man some good…makes him look a little…humaner. Okay, couldn’t think of the word. he is a gross dork that would make me puke.
5:01 pm on May 8th, 2009
Preach sister, preach.
6:05 pm on May 8th, 2009
Dam juggalos
7:06 pm on May 8th, 2009
Racest!!!!!
8:15 pm on May 8th, 2009
Wonder if she pulled her ad from Craigslist?
9:21 pm on May 8th, 2009
I AM a massage therapist and I would NEVER post an ad on Craigslist.
11:33 pm on May 8th, 2009
1:25 am on May 9th, 2009
I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one with “grotesque” curiosity.
8:28 am on May 9th, 2009
I found another report online that identifies that he had a cross tatoo with the word Psalms 35:1…it is the Psalm of David request protection from all those that cause strife against oneself.
There was also this quote I found: She told police that her services didn’t include sexual intercourse, but because “Trevon” was polite, she agreed to have sex with him at no extra charge. Hope she changes her policy on that!!!
7:53 pm on May 9th, 2009
Mind. Boggled.
12:38 am on May 10th, 2009
Another classic case of the cops profiling because he is black!
3:07 pm on May 11th, 2009
According to news reports, some of the acts included defacation. Reports also say that during one of the acts she vomited.
4:01 pm on May 11th, 2009
I had a feeling it was something like that…..ughh….I wanted to know, but I didn’t! Sick no neck fucker!
6:49 am on May 18th, 2009
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5:48 am on May 21st, 2009
cleveland steamer? blumpkin? brown necktie?
the chili dog? dirty swirly? dutch treat?
hot karl? hot lunch? the hunter gatherer?
the juanita special bean dip? the monroe transfer?
new jersey meat-hook? pasadena mudslide?
plating? snerd nurgling? tropical wind?
twisted sister? vegetarian hot lunch?
i, too, am curious.
4:04 am on June 12th, 2009
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