David Kellar is Willing to Pay to be a Pervy Bastard
May 8, 2009 by Rotten Apple
Summerfield, Florida - Let’s face it, we live in a capitalist society. As long as there is a demand for certain things, there will be someone out there willing to give it to you for a price. The trick is knowing where to go and who to approach. For instance, if you want a pair of used panties for sniffing, common sense would dictate that you do not go to a 10 year old girl. David Kellar, 66, either has no common sense, or is a sicko perv of the worst variety. I’m leaning towards the latter.
David Kellar
Kellar asked the 10 year old to remove her shorts, but she refused. He asked her again, this time offering her $10 to remove both her shorts and her panties so he could sniff them. Ew. I understand that 10 year old girls are better with their hygiene than boys may be, but she is still a child. Not only is that skeevy, it can’t be sanitary. Also, used school girl panties go for $60 to $80 USD from the vending machines in Japan. Offering $10 is like slapping that poor child in the face.
The smart little girl reported his actions and Kellar admitted to propositiong the girl as well as fondling her. He was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious molestation.
$10 Kellar? TEN freaking dollars? For that much you could have found some random crack whore who would have done whatever you wanted and been on your way. Instead, you have made a child a little less innocent and given her bad memories to last a lifetime. Bastard.
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4:19 pm on May 8th, 2009
I’m baffled by exactly what goes on in the heads of these people… Do guys like him honestly think some little girl won’t find that a tad odd. Face it, if he walked up to a 30 yr old woman and did that there would be some interesting questions let alone a 10 year old.
The worst part is, he’s hardly alone in the “weird pervert” group…
4:24 pm on May 8th, 2009
Ewwwww, what a sicko douchebag Tard. Good thing that little girls mom turned his pantie smelling ass in to the cops. I am sure Bubba will share his used underwear with him in jail.
4:33 pm on May 8th, 2009
“Also, used school girl panties go for $60 to $80 USD from the vending machines in Japan. Offering $10 is like slapping that poor child in the face.”
Thanks a lot, Rotten Apple, because of you I burst out laughing in my office and now everyone knows I’ve been looking at DD all day!
4:45 pm on May 8th, 2009
I read this today in the forums and was so grossed out, and pissed off. Yuck, just his face alone makes me want to puke.
4:49 pm on May 8th, 2009
Also, used school girl panties go for $60 to $80 USD from the vending machines in Japan. Offering $10 is like slapping that poor child in the face.
Are you serious?? OMG, they do this in Japan and allow it?? This is awful!!
Okay, now that I am not only sick out of my mind about this guy and now Japan, I can’t even believe this guy. Okay, maybe I can. Geesh, we see so much nowadays. He should rot in hell. What in the hell goes through your mind when you come up with such stupid ideas??
5:30 pm on May 8th, 2009
5:53 pm on May 8th, 2009
“Instead, you have made a child a little less innocent and given her bad memories to last a lifetime. Bastard.”
Jury says:
He don’t care about her. He will most likely blame it on drugs he is takng at 66 years of age.
6:30 pm on May 8th, 2009
Those vending machines have since been made illegal, but once, they were found fairly regularly in some of the more questionable districts.
6:33 pm on May 8th, 2009
Thanks Athena-thats good
6:39 pm on May 8th, 2009
She should have taken the 10 bucks, shit her pants, shoved the shitty undies in his face for his sniffing pleasure and ran like hell!
8:20 pm on May 8th, 2009
And then told her mom …
12:59 am on May 9th, 2009
Ick. I’m glad the girl told someone.
4:05 am on May 9th, 2009
The Japanese school-girls in question would have been teens, but yes, they did have a weird market in such panties through vending machines in the eighties and nineties. I am sort of relieved to hear from Athena that it is not legal anymore.
4:14 am on May 9th, 2009
Let’s not mistake the lack of laws explicitly forbidding something for wide-spread tacit acceptance of the practice within the culture.
I gather there are still states in the US that do not explicitly forbid people to roger their dogs. They can still prosecute and punish for cruelty against animals.
4:18 am on May 9th, 2009
@ Tutkill
Let’s not mistake the lack of laws explicitly forbidding something for wide-spread tacit acceptance of the practice within the culture.
I gather from other commentators on this board that there are states in the US that have no laws explicitly forbidding pet-owners from engaging sexually with their animals. I would not assume therefore that the culture as such is A-OK with that or that those pet-owners would not be prosecuted under laws that protect animals from cruel treatment.
8:00 am on May 9th, 2009
that is exactaly what i wuld have done. then my mum would have attempted to murder him, that is so horrible I have a sister that age and anyhow she came home to me with a story like that I would go look for dat sickoo
8:13 am on May 9th, 2009
Totally groudy!!!
At 66 years of age, I wonder how many times hes done this and not been caught. Seems like something one would have some practice on, especially to have confidence to ask a little girl who he didnt know (guessing they didnt know eachother…)
BTW: Is there a place that caters to styling the pervs??? They call them stereotypes for a reason- nice glasses freak!
8:42 am on May 9th, 2009
Oh dayum! :p
Knowing better, but letting my guard down on this lazy Saturday morning, I now have a fine and sticky mist of coke-a-cola covering about 6 sq feet in front of me to clean up.
8:40 pm on May 9th, 2009
As an adult, I’d like to do that part for the 10 year old girl. I’ll even give the 10 bucks back. Just so he gets my shitty undies in his face, I’m good.
12:34 am on May 10th, 2009
With looks like that no wonder he levels himself with 10 y/o old girls.
what an asshole!
Snopes explains the culture acceptance of this kind of wacky shit in japan we find so weird. Good article.
Psst the machines are still around.
http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.asp
6:22 am on May 10th, 2009
* throwing up*
8:10 am on May 10th, 2009
Clearly they are currently being run by people who have a license to sell “antiques”, then
7:19 pm on May 10th, 2009
I hope he is willing to “pay” with his gonads…..That’s what his(actually every perv) fine should be, instead of a monetary assessed fine, just cut the offending body parts off, in this case David Kellars nose, his fingers, his gonads and his wee willie…..Then every person that comes in contact with him will know, just by his face and hands, he’s Kellar the Pervy smeller!
11:30 am on May 11th, 2009
Good one!
2:01 pm on May 12th, 2009
10:05 am on June 3rd, 2009
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