The Daily Bite
May 5, 2009 by Rotten Apple
It’s been a good day at the Demon and a bad day for perps. Considering the number of stories that were covered today, I’m hoping not to hear any whining from you people about how we missed a couple. However, any complaints should be forwarded to RottenApple @kissmyassyouungratefulbastards.net. I will respond as soon as I am able.
Vincent Van Gogh
Vincent Van Gogh – This guy gets mention for no other reason than his awesome name and moustache trimming skills. What kind of moustache is that anyway? It’s like the moustache version of sharpie eyebrows. Anyway, Van GoghVan Gogh reviews
was busted for possesion of cocaine and driving on a suspended license. Lame.
James Knol – A customer at a Radio Shack wanted to return an item. Knol refused and the customer asked for a manager. Knol decided to think outside the training manual and respond by repeatedly punching the customer. Having worked with the general public, I know what it is like to want to throttle a customer, but unlike Knol, I have been able to keep my crazy on the down low. I guess there is an opening at the Radio Shack now though.
Andrea Knowles – Speaking of crazy, if Andrea Knowles is in a fighting mood, there is nothing getting arrested and having to sit on it for 2 hours can do to calm her down. Police were summoned to a domestic dispute to find Knowles outside screaming and destroying property. When they tried to arrest her for punching her boyfriend, she fought with one of the officers. So what does she do when she bails out of jail 2 hours later? Goes right back to fight some more. Again, she resists arrest when the cop show up. Sheesh.
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5:06 pm on May 5th, 2009
he is HOT! i wonder if i can get the kitty waxer lady to make my kitty look like that!!
5:18 pm on May 5th, 2009
What on fucking earth possessed him to trim his ’stash like that? And, his little billy goat thing? Geez, what a tard.
5:32 pm on May 5th, 2009
His WWE name would be Vin Van Stache Cash
5:43 pm on May 5th, 2009
He looks like a goat with that beard. I apologize if any goats were offended
8:01 pm on May 5th, 2009
From upside down his chin looks like a troll doll.
8:18 pm on May 5th, 2009
What is it about today? First 4 fucking assholes push a goat off a bridge so I come here for some good news and I see comments about this ass being compared to a goat. Offended? Well…I’ll get over it and I’m sure you all will be a little more sensitive with your fucking comparisons from here on out!
8:57 pm on May 5th, 2009
Aw, thinkgoat…we love you. Come on over here for a little scratch.
/me holds out her palm full of feed, hiding the shears and loom.
10:56 am on May 6th, 2009
lol
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