Urine Trouble, Graham Brunson
May 4, 2009 by Jaded
Naples, Florida–Graham Brunson, 21, was causing a ruckus at the Bayfront Inn last Wednesday evening. After yelling obscenities, disturbing bar patrons, and being an ass in general, security kindly asked him to leave. That’s when Brunson got a little pissy.
Graham Brunson: Before and After
Brunson proceeded to whip it out and piss all over the bar. (I’ve been in a few bars where that type of behavior would be called ‘live entertainment’). When the boys in blue showed up, Brunson beat feet. Police later found him cowering in some bushes about a quarter-mile from the bar. Once he realized he picked a shitty hiding spot, Brunson was on the run, again. This time, though, he was taken down to the ground. Once down, Brunson tried to fight the arresting officer, kicking and throwing punches. Judging by the attractive mugshot above, the officer got a couple of good thunks in, as well. After he was cuffed, Brunson went limp and had to be carried to the patrol car. BigBig reviews
baby…
While being transported to the hospital for treatment of his injuries, Brunson spit blood on an EMT. (That should have earned him a couple more thunks). Graham Brunson is now cooling his heels behind bars, charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer with violence, and disorderly intoxication. Buzzkill…
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6:32 am on May 4th, 2009
Myspace here:
http://www.myspace.com/gramlovestiffandjen
“Hey my name is Graham im 21. Im just out to have a good time in life while i can .I like Fourwheelin snowboarding workin and hangin out with freinds.Thats all i do with my time . well hit me up if you wanna talk”
7:29 am on May 4th, 2009
oh SNAP! He got his ass handed to him!
7:33 am on May 4th, 2009
“live entertainment” LMAO
7:58 am on May 4th, 2009
Pissing on something has never come to mind when I was mad about something.
8:01 am on May 4th, 2009
“Graham Brunson is now cooling his heels behind bars, charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer with violence, and disorderly intoxication. Buzzkill…”
Hey, what about charges for spitting blood on the EMT?? How rude
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8:19 am on May 4th, 2009
Most folks try NOT to urinate in public………thus why when you do
it is usually refered to as “an accident”.
I bet his Parents are just sooooo Proud of their boy. LOL
9:32 am on May 4th, 2009
After he was cuffed, Brunson went limp and had to be carried to the patrol car. Big baby…
I BET that is how he got a couple more “oopsies” on the noggin…
“OOPS…watch that fence post…OOPS…Watch that car door….
9:41 am on May 4th, 2009
Poor lil fellar, I can’t help but feel sorry for him. I know how the firewater can make you take on the entire tavern! He’ll learn.
10:05 am on May 4th, 2009
What a douche. Maybe he should practice learning to hold his liquor at home before he tries to mingle with others. Asshat.
12:17 pm on May 4th, 2009
Public pissing is an art. I practice public urination like on the freeway. If you gotta go, pull over and open your hood. Pretend to be working on it while you let her go. But in a bar? Yeah that’s an asskicking. I remember we are all partying around a campfire and a guy pissed on the campfire. We beat him up. it stunk. he’s lucky the patrons didn’t thrash him. What a bunch of pussies.
1:18 pm on May 4th, 2009
LOL
2:01 pm on May 4th, 2009
Man, right outta the gate and finding our you shouldn’t be drinking. Most people work up to that.
At least no one but him appears to have been seriously injured.
2:34 pm on May 4th, 2009
I’ll bet they do tack on a charge for that. More than rude if it turns out he’s HIV-positive or has hep C or something.
3:23 pm on May 4th, 2009
Graham Brunson; How manly! That showed them, huh? Haven’t you heard, It’s better to be pissed off, than pissed on?
4:26 pm on May 4th, 2009
I wonder if this will make him stop drinking…lol…I also hope spring is eternal.
6:36 pm on May 4th, 2009
Well, while your at your public piss parties… whatever you do… don’t whiz on the electric fence…
Sadly I’ve actually had to tell people that at parties… that and stay the hell off the horse…
(His neck is bigger than his head… that ain’t right)
9:47 pm on May 4th, 2009
Gross! What a fucked up way to die…by a a surprise golden shower.
6:29 pm on May 5th, 2009
This is the first In My Holister Shirt crime I seen.
2:35 pm on May 6th, 2009
Damn he got a beat down……..but I’m sure he’ll drink again
3:25 am on June 16th, 2009
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