Naples, Florida–Graham Brunson, 21, was causing a ruckus at the Bayfront Inn last Wednesday evening. After yelling obscenities, disturbing bar patrons, and being an ass in general, security kindly asked him to leave. That’s when Brunson got a little pissy.
Brunson proceeded to whip it out and piss all over the bar. (I’ve been in a few bars where that type of behavior would be called ‘live entertainment’). When the boys in blue showed up, Brunson beat feet. Police later found him cowering in some bushes about a quarter-mile from the bar. Once he realized he picked a shitty hiding spot, Brunson was on the run, again. This time, though, he was taken down to the ground. Once down, Brunson tried to fight the arresting officer, kicking and throwing punches. Judging by the attractive mugshot above, the officer got a couple of good thunks in, as well. After he was cuffed, Brunson went limp and had to be carried to the patrol car. Big baby…
While being transported to the hospital for treatment of his injuries, Brunson spit blood on an EMT. (That should have earned him a couple more thunks). Graham Brunson is now cooling his heels behind bars, charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer with violence, and disorderly intoxication. Buzzkill…
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