Deltona, Florida–When it comes to household chores, I admit, I have a few iron-clad rules. If the socks and towels aren’t folded properly, I get buggy. If the toilet paper roll is on backwards, I develop a tic. If the dishes aren’t loaded into the dishwasher in a particular fashion, I break out in hives. But, I can honestly say that I have never actually strangled another human being for allowing the forks to mingle with the spoons in the dishwasher. [Read more...]

Gatlinburg, TN–A woman was jogging near her home in Atlanta Tuesday morning, when an acquaintance pulled up behind and asked her to check out his new car. When the woman took a seat in the car, the acquaintance, David Jansen, immediately tied her up. Then, he took his captive on a little road trip…200 miles away, to a rented cabin in Tennessee. There, she was tied to a couch and raped. [Read more...]

Fort Myers, Florida–Clare Boothe Luce said it best: ‘No good deed goes unpunished.’ And that is certainly the case in this story. Charles Buddy Rogers, 70, was described as a caring, generous, and gentle man. He opened up his home to Robert Charles Cope, a homeless drifter. Cope repaid Rogers’ kindness with a bloody and violent death. [Read more...]

Aloha, OR- Every single day there are many, many phone calls placed to 911 from people in need of emergency assistance. Usually, the 911 dispatcher will ask first if the caller needs fire, medical, or police and, for most, it’s one of those three. I’m beginning to think they should add “McDonald’s Manager” to those three choices because we once again have another dumb-ass who placed a call to 911 about his food order being incorrect. [Read more...]

Mt. Arlington, NJ –  I’ll be the first to say that school bus drivers have a pretty crappy job.  Kudos for those who do the job and keep their sanity.  Lacking abundant patience with other people’s kids and a general annoyance of other drivers, I couldn’t drive a school bus.  I might possibly end up in jail for smacking some smart ass teen upside the head.  However, that isn’t what school bus driver Edward M. Comperchio was arrested for.  [Read more...]

Queens, NY–Melissa Weber is a naughty, naughty teacher. And, thanks to a very diligent mother, Melissa has been outed. See, this mother heard a rumor that her 14-year-old son and his Social Studies teacher were doing the nasty after school. Mom took the rumor very seriously…she obtained Weber’s phone number and compared it to numbers on her son’s cell phone. The rumors were true… [Read more...]

Albuquerque, NM–There was some weird shit going on at the Reflections Funeral & Life Celebrations funeral home SundaySunday reviews night. Police officers found 17-year-old Dominic Goodmoney near the business, uncooperative, covered in blood, digging his fingers into open wounds on his body, and banging his head on a wall. Nearby, officers found a knife. That was only the beginning of the bizarreness… [Read more...]

Philadelphia, PA–It started with a call to 911…Bonnie Sweeten informed a dispatcher that the SUV she and her daughter were in had been rear-ended by a Cadillac. Following the accident, two black men exited their vehicle, grabbed Sweeten and her daughter, shoved them in the Caddie’s trunk, and sped off…and that’s where she was calling from. An Amber Alert was issued for Sweeten’s 9-year-old daughter, Julia Rakoczy, and the troops were called out to begin the search. Scary shit, huh? [Read more...]

Gig Harbor, WA- The wife of 37-year old Bonifacio Velarde says he was beginning to have increasing attacks of rage and would break things like chairs and glasses. On May 18, Velarde allowed his terrible temper to get the best of him when he took his anger out on the couple’s 3-week-old baby daughter. [Read more...]

Lakewood, Ohio –  Sean O’Toole, 41,  an assistant Medina County public defender of indigent juveniles,  has found himself to be in need of defense after being snared in an FBI sex sting.  According the affidavit, over 200 images and videos were sent from his computer using the screen name, “Daddy4slut.”  That screen name is disgusting in itself and pretty much tells everyone what his interests are.  What agents found on this hambeast’s computer was far worse. [Read more...]

OKLAHOMA CITY – This one will be interesting, but I don’t think a jury will convict him. Two teens stormed into the pharmacy 57-year-old Jerome Ersland worked. While one teen held the employees at gunpoint, Jerome produced one of his own. Gunfire is (allegedly) exchanged and Antwun Parker, 16, is shot in the head and falls to the floor. The other teen runs with Jerome giving chase. Upon returning, Jerome walks over to Parker who is still on the ground, and shoots him 5 more times, killing him. [Read more...]

Zumbrota, Minnesota–Nothing ruins a good sleepover like daddy getting sloshed and all touchy-feely with the young ‘ens after the lights go out. I guess that’s one way to guarantee your child never asks for permission to host a slumber party again. Jacob Myran, 25, is being accused of sexually assaulting his daughter’s 8-year-old friend during a sleepover. [Read more...]

Melvindale, MI- There is one container of food in my house that family members know they better not touch without my permission. It is a simple glass dish that sits on my desk filled with peanut m&m candy. I do share, sometimes, but only when there is plenty. If my stash is getting low, well, they know to keep their grubby paws away from the dish or I’ll flare my teeth and they might get bitten. Now, after hearing about this story, I am beginning to wonder if my candy hoard is worth dying for. Hmm…that’s a tough one. I’ll have to get back with you, so I guess I’ll just get on with the story. [Read more...]

Staten Island, New York–I have a verbal agreement with my teen-age monsters–my house, my rules. If you choose to continue living with me past the age of 18, it’s still my house, my rules. Don’t like it? Move. On Sunday, James DeLeo Sr., confronted his 18-year-old son, James Jr., about one of those rules–curfew. Jr. was out past curfew the night before and his father was unhappy with it. When confronted, Jr. pitched a massive fit, and bashed his dad in the face with a shovel. [Read more...]