How Do You Want To Die, Grandma?
April 30, 2009 by Jaded
Ada, Oklahoma–Daniel Whelchel’s grandma has been taking care of him for 18 long years. Mona Whelchel told authorities that she had a strange feeling that, at some point, her grandson was going to try and kill her. Talk about a woman’s intuition–Daniel did just that. He tried to put his grandma out to pasture. The feisty little lady wasn’t quite ready to go, though.
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evening, Daniel asked his grandma for a ride to the store. He insisted on making a side trip to a piece of property the family had recently sold. When the pair arrived on the property, Daniel made his intentions known. ‘Grandma, I have been waiting on you to die naturally, but that has not happened, so I am going to kill you. How do you want it? I can break your neck or I can beat your head,’ Daniel said. ‘Neither,’ she answered. He attacked her. Grabbing her by the throat, he tried to snap her neck, but she got away. He gave chase. When Daniel caught up to his grandma, he started beating and kicking her in the head. Thinking he had done away with her, he left her there, alone, to die. He got into her car and high-tailed it back to her house. The 60-year-old woman hauled herself up and began to crawl…it took her 6 hours to crawl 150-yards to a relative’s home. Her sister took her to the hospital where she is being treated for head injuries–luckily, none of the injuries are life threatening.
When police caught up with Daniel, they showed him a picture of his grandma, her eyes swollen shut and her face covered in bruises. They asked him if he had ever thought about going back to help his grandma. He told them he ‘had thought about it, but that he also thought she would call the cops.’ Oh you little asshole. Daniel Whelchel, 20, will be charged with attempted murder. His bond was set at $250,000. This isn’t his first brush with the law…in 2008, he was arrested on drug and domestic abuse complaints. Asshole.
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9:31 am on April 30th, 2009
What is today freak day?
I keep seeing that poor woman crawling and crawling and crawling. What perserverance, 6 hours that’s amazing! What a strong woman. I am so sorry your grandson did this to you. He is an ungrateful piece of shit!
9:34 am on April 30th, 2009
I don’t even want to imagine what that poor woman went through. Hope she cut that little fucker out of the will.
I can’t explain the hate I feel for that pathetic little puke…I’d love to wipe that smug right off his ugly mug.
9:35 am on April 30th, 2009
He even LOOKS like a PIECE of SHIT.
I hope he gets a judge or jury who treasured his/ her Grandma and all they did for him/her!
Best thing this guy could do is go ahead and plead guilty.
9:38 am on April 30th, 2009
Good on Granny. Here we have another example of worthless scum feeling entitled to something they never earned.
9:44 am on April 30th, 2009
I’m so glad the grandmother had the fortitude and determination to keep on fighting for her life. She reminds me of my grandmother in that regard–fiesty, determined and resilient. The main difference is that my grandmother doesn’t have ungrateful little bastards for grandchildren. In fact, my brother and I are both very protective over our grandmothers. That’s the way it should be!
I hope this dear lady heals quickly. Although I’m sure the pain in her heart will not heal. I can’t imagine how hurt she must be that her grandson did this to her. It’s a betrayal of the worst kind.
9:56 am on April 30th, 2009
Damn.. stupid piece of shit. His Grandma loved him and took him in and this is how she is treated. Everyone in that family should disown him..
9:58 am on April 30th, 2009
Everyone in that family should kick him…three or four or twenty times.
10:04 am on April 30th, 2009
WOW what a peice of shit,grams took care of his ass for 18 yrs but he wanted alittle more,hope you are doing ok grams. as for as for him,well they will take care of his ass where he is going,
10:10 am on April 30th, 2009
I am 100% serious about this. Is it just me or does this guy have that “genetic defect” look to his face? It kind of makes you wonder why he was being raised by his grandmother.
Ah hell, he may just be an ugly fuck.
10:12 am on April 30th, 2009
His hair frightens me. And is that some sort of mustache, or is something going on with his upper lip?
What a stupid fucker. He had been waiting for her to “die naturally” at 60?
10:29 am on April 30th, 2009
What a fucking loser; he can’t even get the best of grandma. He’s going to have fun in prison.
10:58 am on April 30th, 2009
He should have known that grandma was a tough old broad… putting up with the likes of this POS will do that to you.
I hope Bubba puts corn rows in him – and I don’t mean his hair.
10:59 am on April 30th, 2009
This is probably the most hylarious story so far although I know I shouldn’t lol! This could one day be my mother and her 15 yr old grandson since she is raising him and lets him do anything and everything he wants. I am going to send this story 2 her as a warning! So, in summation: LMMFAO!!!!
11:11 am on April 30th, 2009
What an ungrateful little asshole! And holy shit, is he ugly. I seriously had to scroll past his picture with my eyes closed. I dunno, something about that greasy little douche had my breakfast threatening to make a reappearance.
11:12 am on April 30th, 2009
Wow. Wasn’t that thoughtful that he was going to give her a choice on how she wanted to die? Holy cow. What is wrong with people? As Thinkgoat said back in the forums, maybe he’ll be afforded the same opportunity some day.
I can’t imagine the terror this woman must have experienced. I am so glad she survived this and pray that she’ll have the strength to testify against this miserable, ungrateful piece of trash.
What a story.
11:12 am on April 30th, 2009
Oh, man. Mike and I saw a kid who looked just like this in the grocery store parking lot yesterday. He had put groceries in his trunk and was going to push the cart back to the little cart depository thingy when he slowly looked up at us. Mike turned to me and, in a quiet but high-pitched tone, said, “Scary…..”
It was hilarious. I wonder if that kid is going to kill a grandma. Probably.
11:40 am on April 30th, 2009
You know, I keep looking at his pic. This looks just like the guy I lost my virginity to in that Firebird with the T -tops…
JUST KIDDING!!!!
I wasn’t a virgin…
12:03 pm on April 30th, 2009
Just what did this kid think he was going to get out of killing his grandmother, the person who had raised him? Tons of money? A large piece of property? A car?
His grandmother knew him very well; she called it.
12:22 pm on April 30th, 2009
That PIECE OF SHIT!!!
12:23 pm on April 30th, 2009
WHAT A FUCKTARD!
12:41 pm on April 30th, 2009
No good deed ever goes unpunished. I hope grandma recovers completely.
1:53 pm on April 30th, 2009
You go Grandma! That is one feisty woman.
1:56 pm on April 30th, 2009
He just gives me the creeps!
1:58 pm on April 30th, 2009
Dude, the 80s called and they want their hair band wannabe look back.
3:39 pm on April 30th, 2009
I can imagine how that poor grandma feels…she gave up 18 years of her life to raise him when she could have been getting on with her own life and what thanks does she get? Attacked by some selfish little asshole ingrate whose only concern was when grandma would die so he could get his hands on what she had worked for. I hope somebody beats the hell out of him on a daily basis in jail.
6:48 pm on April 30th, 2009
Hope she has enough left for retirement, after paying those hospital bills. Maybe she can sue the ugly ape. Her only options were broken neck or bashed head?!? This guy’s not much of a salesman.
7:59 pm on April 30th, 2009
Go Grandma! What a fighter. I’m glad to read she will live, and I hope she will be able to live on her own after she recovers instead of having to be institutionalized because of that bastard yellowspined ungrateful fuckheaded asshole.
11:24 pm on April 30th, 2009
This looks like a Rez issue. Matriortical [no spell check] rules. If this is, he is gonna be in nig trouble!
4:02 am on May 1st, 2009
Sounds what like Sandra Cantu would have done if she were alive … Don’t care to hear the rest of the story.
8:41 am on May 1st, 2009
Someone get my Sly Stallone on the phone…that wig is just not fucking working!!!
12:38 pm on May 1st, 2009
Well, if he was actually putting his cart away unlike the many asshats who just leave the cart blocking two parking spaces, he can’t be ALL bad.
1:14 pm on May 1st, 2009
Methinks that Daniel Whelchel is a huffer!!
Grams, you heal completely and live out your life with joy and satisfaction!
10:12 pm on May 1st, 2009
See what Meth does? Brain cells cease to function… all reality has been erased and the “comic book” mentality takes over. He really didn’t think Grandma would be missed… by anyone? The smiling bank clerk will cash his checks with a “Have a nice day!” as you walk out the door. Your Ferrari will be parked at the entrance with your sexy bimbo waiting for you to drive off into the sunset. Yeah, most these dumb asses that make the grade on DD will never see their mugs on The Fortune 500… LMAO! “Look y’all, I’m on DD.. I’m famous…wheeze..snort…snort”
12:19 pm on May 2nd, 2009
This punk looks like a jugaloo to me…..f’n weirdo
1:07 pm on May 2nd, 2009
Wha?
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