Hey, Demonites! Guess what time it is? Yep, once again, it’s time to have a look at a handful of articles posted in Reality BitesReality Bites reviews that didn’t make it to the front page. Today’s bite includes a drugged up mamma, a missing nostril, a day care center that lacks actual care, and some animal cruelty.

Nicole "Fuck Off" Marty

Nicole Marty-Honestly? Nicole is being featured today because I love that fucking mug shot! Classic. And, because she was high when she slammed into a utility pole with her Dodge Avenger, giving her 9-year-old daughter a little head trauma.

Stasha Walters-Stasha was caring for seven children…when she sat down to watch a movie, one of her young charges took a trip down the stairs in a walker, losing part of his nostril. The child’s parents later found the nostril on the stairs. Yikes!

Rhonda Piehl-Day care provider is facing six counts of child neglect after it was found that she repeatedly left seven children alone, without any adult supervision, while she ran errands. The seven children were between the ages of 11 months and 4-years-old.

Andrew Hamann-Andrew admitted to killing his girlfriend’s puppy a year ago, and her three guinea pigs over the past few months. He told investigators that he got an adrenaline rush from the killings and he was scared of his own behavior.