Bartow, Florida–I bring to you, today, a trio of Floridiots. Please meet Gail Buckner, 38, Sharon Cooper, 54, and Alexander Quintasket, 19. Thanks to them, Deputy Sheriff Charles “Clip” Buckner III, a veteran officer of 21 years, was forced to resign from his position on the force. Why? Because his wife, Gail Buckner, thought it would be fun to take Clip’s cruiser out for a joyride.

Gail Buckner, Sharon Cooper, and Alexander James Quintasket
A concerned citizen called 911 SundaySunday reviews
morning to report that a marked sheriff’s car was driving erratically with emergency lights and siren activated. There were two women in the front seat and a teen in the back. None were in uniform. An officer on a traffic stop saw the car approach him, then make a u-turn. He gave chase and followed the cruiser right up to Clip’s driveway. InsideInside reviews
the car with the joyriders was a sheriff’s issued .40 Glock, a 12-gauge Remington shotgun and the deputy’s personal .390 Walther PPK pistol. When interviewed, Gail’s mother, Clip’s mother-in-law, Sharon Cooper, told officers her daughter wanted to take her for a ride in the patrol car because she has a terminal illness. Yeah, a ride in a police car would totally be my dying wish.
Gail and Sharon were charged with vehicle theft, theft of a firearm and impersonating a law enforcement officer. Gail was also charged with possession of a firearm by a convicted felon–she had a prior arrest in the county under her maiden name. Quintasket was charged with grand theft, impersonating a law enforcement officer, grand theft of a firearm, possession of a firearm or concealed weapon by a convicted felon and resisting an officer without violence (for giving a false name). He lied about his name because he is currently out of jail on bond for armed robbery, and knows if he goes back to jail, he won’t be bonding out.
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1:05 am on April 28th, 2009
Floridiots. Hahaha! Good one!
3:45 am on April 28th, 2009
I feel sorry for Clip, his wife may be an alcoholic or whatever, but he ends up paying the price.
5:06 am on April 28th, 2009
resisting an officer without violence (for giving a false name)
You get resisting an officer for giving a false name? Hmm. I will make sure to not do that.
7:37 am on April 28th, 2009
Jesus. That picture of the terminally ill mother is creeeeepy. She looks like she already died so they propped her up and snapped the picture.
7:51 am on April 28th, 2009
Well, she got her wish.
Why would a cop have such winners in his life?
8:13 am on April 28th, 2009
These are not the brightest crayons in the box, but picturing this “escapade” made me laugh
10:22 am on April 28th, 2009
Stupidity is a terminal illness. Too bad it takes so long for many sufferers to succumb.
10:39 am on April 28th, 2009
Does anyone know how Quintasket ended up with this beautiful mother daughter duo? From his prior record, it seems he’s already enjoyed a ride in the back of a cop car.
10:59 am on April 28th, 2009
Does that douchebag have lines in his eyebrows? God… NOTHING Vanilla Ice ever did should EVER be popular, people.
12:42 pm on April 28th, 2009
I couldn’t help but wonder about that one, either…
12:47 pm on April 28th, 2009
Why not ask Clip for that ride? He could have done it without getting into half the trouble they have caused him now.
12:47 pm on April 28th, 2009
I was wondering that myself. I’m assuming that he is Gail’s son, but I could be wrong.
12:51 pm on April 28th, 2009
Child from a previous relationship?
2:09 pm on April 28th, 2009
LOL
2:18 pm on April 28th, 2009
People this far back in the backwoods of North FL seem to think this kind of crap is “cool”…
These are the same ones in lowrider cars that have nasty looking paint jobs and hubcap covers that look like the expensive rims and a bad stereo system with huge speakers that drain the headlights, etc…
I callem “whiggers”. My little bro (yes, in FL) went thru this phase for a while.
2:22 pm on April 28th, 2009
on the other note…I feel bad for the deputy that lost his job because of these idiots.
I know he is ultimately responsible for the car, gear, weapon, etc, but dang! Guess he should’ve kept better company that these yee-haws- You are who you associate with!
6:07 pm on April 28th, 2009
WTF? What a bunch of losers. I cant believe there werent any charges for drunk driving or drugs- what other reason would possess someone to pull a stunt like that?
7:17 pm on April 28th, 2009
How can you be a resident of Florida and not know about the wonders of sunscreen? Gail looks like a tourist who fell asleep on the beach. Mom* looks like she’s been cryin’ or has a snoot-full (she’s probably bummed that she didn’t have time to draw in her sharpie eyebrows for the mugshot.) As for the kid, looks like a typical punk-ass loser.
Clip, ol’ boy, you didn’t do so great in the wife-picking department. However, I don’t understand how his wife’s criminal activity should result in HIS forced resignation. Did he break some law? A moral code? This doesn’t seem quite right to me.
* I’m not great at math, but wouldn’t their ages mean that mommy Sharon gave birth at the tender age of 16?
7:20 pm on April 28th, 2009
I’m glad he was forced to resign, there is no way he could be part of that group and have been a straight cop, only in florida.
11:18 pm on April 28th, 2009
Hell, I thought the lines in the eyebrows were there to create a weird sort of personal symmetry with his defined long and narrow philtrum. Or, given that he doesn’t seem to be much of an artist… the Vanilla Ice thing
12:50 pm on April 29th, 2009
Is there a dash cam video on the net?
3:26 pm on May 13th, 2009
I personally know Gail Buckner and this is completely in character for her. She does stupid and reckless stuff like this everyday. Shes been on drugs for as long as I’ve known her and tested positive for them while she was pregnant with twins. She now doesn’t have custody of them. I think the saddest part of all of this is that Gail still feels like the victim in all of this. I mean lets completely forget that her husband has to quit his job of 21 years and her children are in and out of a courtroom and doctors to repair the damage to them by her drug use .
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