Comments on: Wham Bam See Ya Ma’am http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/ True crime, all the time Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:12:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 hourly 1 By: CassieMomma http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98826 CassieMomma Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:50:46 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98826 <blockquote cite="comment-98694"><strong><a href="#comment-98694" rel="nofollow">auddie</a></strong>: <strong>” . . . </strong>It wasn’t until the two were heard arguing in a bathroom that a guard caught on to the tryst<strong> . . . “</strong> GIRL: . Stop right there! I gotta know right now! Before we go any further–! Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife? Do you love me!? Will you love me forever!? Do you need me!? Will you never leave me!? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!? I gotta know right now Before we go any further Do you love me!!!? Will you love me forever!!!????? . BOY: . Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I’ll give you my answer in the morning Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I’ll give you my answer in the morning Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I’ll give you my answer in the morning . GIRL: . Will you love me forever????? . BOY: . Let me sleep on it!!! . GIRL: . Will you love me forever!!!??????<strong>???????????????????</strong> <strong> .</strong>   <strong></strong> *Guard knocks on bathroom door . . . . * </blockquote> So now I'm praying for the end of time.......  :)

auddie:
” . . . It wasn’t until the two were heard arguing in a bathroom that a guard caught on to the tryst . . . “
GIRL:
.
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further–!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?
Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!!!?
Will you love me forever!!!?????
.
BOY:
.
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I’ll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I’ll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I’ll give you my answer in the morning
.
GIRL:
.
Will you love me forever?????
.
BOY:
.
Let me sleep on it!!!
.
GIRL:
.
Will you love me forever!!!?????????????????????????

.
 

*Guard knocks on bathroom door . . . . *

So now I’m praying for the end of time…….  :)

]]> By: knotme http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98708 knotme Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:45:08 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98708 Can't... get.... up... off... the ... floor... I'm... laughing... so... hard!!!  HELP!!! Can’t… get…. up… off… the … floor… I’m… laughing… so… hard!!!  HELP!!!

]]> By: auddie http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98694 auddie Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:50:24 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98694 <strong>" . . . </strong>It wasn’t until the two were heard arguing in a bathroom that a guard caught on to the tryst<strong> . . . "</strong> GIRL: . Stop right there! I gotta know right now! Before we go any further--! Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife? Do you love me!? Will you love me forever!? Do you need me!? Will you never leave me!? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!? I gotta know right now Before we go any further Do you love me!!!? Will you love me forever!!!????? . BOY: . Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning . GIRL: . Will you love me forever????? . BOY: . Let me sleep on it!!! . GIRL: . Will you love me forever!!!??????<strong>???????????????????</strong> <strong> . *Guard knocks on bathroom door . . . . *</strong>   <strong></strong> ” . . . It wasn’t until the two were heard arguing in a bathroom that a guard caught on to the tryst . . . “

GIRL:
.
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further–!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?
Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!!!?
Will you love me forever!!!?????
.
BOY:
.
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I’ll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I’ll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I’ll give you my answer in the morning

.
GIRL:
.

Will you love me forever?????
.

BOY:
.
Let me sleep on it!!!
.
GIRL:
.

Will you love me forever!!!?????????????????????????

.

*Guard knocks on bathroom door . . . . *
 

]]> By: petrina http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98678 petrina Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:57:18 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98678 "baby, i love whatcha do to my contraband" “baby, i love whatcha do to my contraband”

]]> By: AMinFH http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98672 AMinFH Sat, 25 Apr 2009 15:27:40 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98672 This story had me laughing last night and this morning its still hilarious. Its bad enough to be pumped and dumped, but to be P&D'd in a jail that you broke into, and EVERYONE knows he would rather be on the run than be caught with you???  DAYUM.   I thought the walk of shame in front of my old lady neighbor at 7am on a Sat morning was bad- being led out in cuffs through a man's facility would be harsh! OMG LMAO This story had me laughing last night and this morning its still hilarious. Its bad enough to be pumped and dumped, but to be P&D’d in a jail that you broke into, and EVERYONE knows he would rather be on the run than be caught with you???  DAYUM.   I thought the walk of shame in front of my old lady neighbor at 7am on a Sat morning was bad- being led out in cuffs through a man’s facility would be harsh! OMG LMAO

]]> By: Lilbay http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98670 Lilbay Sat, 25 Apr 2009 15:20:58 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98670 Well as far as them having porn magazines in jail. I mean come on they broke a whole woman in How hard could it possibly be to get in a few titty books? What Idiots Well as far as them having porn magazines in jail. I mean come on they broke a whole woman in How hard could it possibly be to get in a few titty books?

What Idiots

]]> By: MadeaBecBec http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98628 MadeaBecBec Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:10:55 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98628 Victoria-Ever heard of the Energizer bunny? Aquilla- Lotion?? Soap on a rope??? I believe Dog turds are smarter!! Drug charges? What, over-possession of Viagra, Cialis??? ASSCLOWNS....... Victoria-Ever heard of the Energizer bunny?
Aquilla- Lotion?? Soap on a rope???

I believe Dog turds are smarter!!
Drug charges? What, over-possession of Viagra, Cialis???
ASSCLOWNS…….

]]> By: Kalehue http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98622 Kalehue Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:54:17 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98622 <blockquote cite="comment-98458"><strong><a href="#comment-98458" rel="nofollow">jenjen0135</a></strong>: Uh…What exactly was the contraband?  Tha coochie? </blockquote> I was thinking the same thing when I read that!  I guess that's what we're calling it now -- "contraband."  Haha!

jenjen0135:
Uh…What exactly was the contraband?  Tha coochie?

I was thinking the same thing when I read that!  I guess that’s what we’re calling it now — “contraband.”  Haha!

]]> By: So Jaded http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98621 So Jaded Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:48:22 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98621 <blockquote cite="comment-98619"><strong><a href="#comment-98619" rel="nofollow">Taz</a></strong>: . <em>inmate entered the room in search of a pornographic magazine.</em> WTF!!  when did inmates start getting porn in jail????</blockquote> That's what I was thinking! Sounds like jail is getting a little cushy.... And, if the fucker could sneak out anyway, why did he bother dragging her into the mess?

Taz: . inmate entered the room in search of a pornographic magazine. WTF!!  when did inmates start getting porn in jail????

That’s what I was thinking! Sounds like jail is getting a little cushy….
And, if the fucker could sneak out anyway, why did he bother dragging her into the mess?

]]> By: Taz http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98619 Taz Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:44:23 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98619 <em>these two must have the combined IQ of a dog turd</em> LoL,  I bet the turd has even more IQ than the both of them. <em>inmate entered the room in search of a pornographic magazine.</em> WTF!!  when did inmates start getting porn in jail???? these two must have the combined IQ of a dog turd

LoL,  I bet the turd has even more IQ than the both of them.

inmate entered the room in search of a pornographic magazine.

WTF!!  when did inmates start getting porn in jail????

]]> By: Coyote http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98581 Coyote Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:00:36 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98581 Thanks for the laugh Jaded; what a couple of dumbasses.  Thanks for the laugh Jaded; what a couple of dumbasses. 

]]> By: Concerned Citizen http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98536 Concerned Citizen Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:00:45 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98536 <blockquote cite="comment-98520"><strong><a href="#comment-98520" rel="nofollow">2 boys mom in NC</a></strong>: Let’s all pray …  Dear Lord, please don’t let these morons reproduce.  Amen </blockquote> I'd be surprised if his little swimmers even know what direction to go. All I can do is laugh at these two morons.

2 boys mom in NC:
Let’s all pray …  Dear Lord, please don’t let these morons reproduce.  Amen

I’d be surprised if his little swimmers even know what direction to go. All I can do is laugh at these two morons.

]]> By: 2 boys mom in NC http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98520 2 boys mom in NC Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:12:53 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98520 Let's all pray ...  Dear Lord, please don't let these morons reproduce.  Amen Let’s all pray …  Dear Lord, please don’t let these morons reproduce.  Amen

]]> By: nadine http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98491 nadine Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:34:58 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98491 Good story for sure ha ha ha ha ha dumb ass is all i got Good story for sure
ha ha ha ha ha
dumb ass is all i got

]]> By: HotReadingMama http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/24/wham-bam-see-ya-maam/#comment-98487 HotReadingMama Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:10:08 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=6772#comment-98487 I feel the bitch's pain. It's been a minute for me too....I never considered all the willing meat in prison. Hmmmm..... I feel the bitch’s pain. It’s been a minute for me too….I never considered all the willing meat in prison. Hmmmm…..

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