Gainesville, Florida–Victoria Thorp, 19, will go above and beyond to get a little nookie. Her boyfriend, 18-year-old Aquilla Wilson is doing time at the Santa Fe Work Release Center for drug charges…30 months, to be exact. Since the facility doesn’t allow conjugal visits, Victoria put her little pea-brain to work and came up with a brilliant idea–she’d break in to the prison, satisfy her appetite, and be on her merry little way when it was over. What could possibly go wrong? Everything, that’s what.

Victoria Thorp and Aquilla Wilson

Aquilla had been whining to his girlfriend for over a week…he was sick of the place and didn’t want to be there anymore, but couldn’t leave because he didn’t have a job. He convinced his shit-for-brains girlfriend to break into the prison, give him a little sumpin’ sumpin’, then help him break out. She jumped at the chance. She successfully entered the minimum-security prison dormitory through a window. Reunited at last, the two were busy doing the nasty when another inmate entered the room in search of a pornographic magazine. It wasn’t until the two were heard arguing in a bathroom that a guard caught on to the tryst. Damn…these two must have the combined IQ of a dog turd.

The guard encountered the love birds in Aquilla’s room/cell. When he attempted to apprehend Aquilla, he took off out the window, clad in nothing but a pair of prison issued boxers, leaving Victoria behind to face the consequences. Victoria was arrested at about 3:00 a.m. She is facing charges of aiding a prisoner’s escape and introduction of contraband into prison. Aquilla is still on the run. He had just a few months left on his sentence, but because he’s a dumb ass, he could now be looking at real prison time. Ahhhh, young love. Isn’t it romantic?

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