Wachovia, TX- Just last Thursday around 2:30 p.m., Daniel Duran, 50, walked into a bank and informed a teller he had a gun. He demanded for her to give him money. The frightened teller did as he commanded, but she also threw in some bundles containing exploding dye packs. The dumb-ass stuffed the loot down his pants and took off out of the bank. The dye packs exploded and a man who was sitting in his car at the bank’s drive-thru saw Duran flee from the bank with red dye coming out of his pants. The man decided to get involved.
The Good Samaritan, who wishes to not be named, called 911 and took off after Duran. The man, who kept a gun in his trunk in case it would be needed one day, chased Duran down with his car. When he caught up to Duran, he pointed his gun at him through his car window and Duran told the man he was unarmed. “I didn’t withdraw my gun, I kept it on him until I could get him on the ground. As I exited the car he took off running. The money was laying on the ground,” the man said.
Less than a mile away, the police found Duran hiding in the bed of a pickup truck near and apartment complex. The explosion of the dye packs inside Duran’s pants gave him second degree burns to his genital area. That had to have gotten him singing Hallelujah! I guess he will never have the balls to try to rob a bank again. Police arrested Duran and took him to a local hospital. They found no weapon on his body. Bank Robbery charges are pending. The Good Samaritan, who was a little winded from the chase, suffered no injuries and said that he felt he had to do something. “I work real hard for my money, a lot of people watching do too and it’s not fair for people to try and get away with free money,” he said.
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