Morbid
8:49 am on April 21st, 2009
I cannot believe she is 29. In that picture, she looks 13.
Rotten Apple
8:54 am on April 21st, 2009
She does look young.  I have a girlfriend who looks young like that.  Her first year of teaching, the other teachers were always asking for her hall pass when she was outside of the classroom during her break.
I know her pain though.  My kid is notoriously slow.  I wouldn’t bite her though.  She’d bite me back and we all know how sharp those secondary teeth are when they just come in…
So Jaded
8:54 am on April 21st, 2009
Morbid: I cannot believe she is 29. In that picture, she looks 13.
I know, right? When I came across the mug, I had to do a triple take. Maybe the blood of little children keeps her skin looking soft and supple.
Janelle
8:58 am on April 21st, 2009
Morbid:
I cannot believe she is 29. In that picture, she looks 13.
Yeah, which is quite a switch from the usual, “She can’t be 34, no way, my 92 year old grandma looks younger than that!”

Janelle
9:00 am on April 21st, 2009
And why do I have 2 red lines?  What did/didn’t I do?
Harley_Tech
9:05 am on April 21st, 2009
Janelle: And why do I have 2 red lines?  What did/didn’t I do?
Quoted a Quote maybe?
R
Rotten Apple
9:15 am on April 21st, 2009
So Jaded: I know, right? When I came across the mug, I had to do a triple take. Maybe the blood of little children keeps her skin looking soft and supple.
Damn.  Why can’t it be the blood of pedos or baby shakers instead?  I’d hurt them for eternal youth.
Lizard
9:16 am on April 21st, 2009
Zhifang Chen, 29, was arrested later that day at a local Dunkin’ Donuts.
And how did that work? Cops called her at home, said, “You’re under arrest, get your ass down here to the Dunkin’ Donuts?”
Rotten Apple
9:22 am on April 21st, 2009
Lizard: And how did that work? Cops called her at home, said, “You’re under arrest, get your ass down here to the Dunkin’ Donuts?”
I <3 Lizard.
Morbid
9:27 am on April 21st, 2009
Lizard: And how did that work? Cops called her at home, said, “You’re under arrest, get your ass down here to the Dunkin’ Donuts?”
lol
CassieMomma
9:50 am on April 21st, 2009
Morbid:
I cannot believe she is 29. In that picture, she looks 13.
I thought it was the picture of the kid that was abused before I read the entire story   Freak!
biteme
9:56 am on April 21st, 2009
Morbid: I cannot believe she is 29. In that picture, she looks 13.
Lizard: And how did that work? Cops called her at home, said, “You’re under arrest, get your ass down here to the Dunkin’ Donuts?”
I can’t believe the no bail?   She must’ve taken a bite out of LE’s donut
But not to worry CPS will get involved and it’ll really get screwed up.
2 boys mom in NC
10:31 am on April 21st, 2009
First reactions say it all!  I dropped my soup spoon in my bowl, said, oh shit, then I said Bitch a little too loud for my co-workers!
Athena
10:34 am on April 21st, 2009
I cannot believe she is 29. In that picture, she looks 13.
Seattle has a pretty large population of Asian folks, and we’ve always said that they look 16 right up until they look 112. There doesn’t seem to be much middle ground. I’d be down with that, though, so long as I looked 16 for longer than I looked 112.
Stella
10:57 am on April 21st, 2009
Athena: Seattle has a pretty large population of Asian folks, and we’ve always said that they look 16 right up until they look 112.There doesn’t seem to be much middle ground.I’d be down with that, though, so long as I looked 16 for longer than I looked 112.
Agree with that, Athena. Though I was shocked last weekend when I got carded buying cigs. I’m 52 — new rule they said. They have to card anyone under 40. Well, hell, that just made my day.
Stella
10:59 am on April 21st, 2009
Lizard: And how did that work? Cops called her at home, said, “You’re under arrest, get your ass down here to the Dunkin’ Donuts?”
Very good. Nice belly laugh!!
ceisdsgil
1:46 pm on April 21st, 2009
Lizard: And how did that work? Cops called her at home, said, “You’re under arrest, get your ass down here to the Dunkin’ Donuts?”
Liz… i <3 you… LOL *lix* n runs away
~shadow
Taz
3:20 pm on April 21st, 2009
Mommy , What BIG!!  teeth you have,  The better to bite you with. 
Well at least the cops didnt have far to go to arrest her and most of them probly knew who she was anyways consitering she worked at a Dunkin’ Donuts store. 
Dakota Valkyrie
3:43 pm on April 21st, 2009
She looks like she’s saying “Whatever” or maybe “Eh, shit happens”
Special2bme
4:28 pm on April 21st, 2009
So Jaded: I know, right? When I came across the mug, I had to do a triple take. Maybe the blood of little children keeps her skin looking soft and supple.
Is that why my skin is not soft and supple I haven’t been biting my kids.
I wonder if she was biting a donut when they arrested her.
MadeaBecBec
8:28 pm on April 21st, 2009
Oh My Goodness, my daughter looks older than Zhifang!!!
Her parents gave her the correct name, apparently, Zee Fang!!
Biting children, Bahhhhh!!
malq
10:29 pm on April 21st, 2009
MadeaBecBec: Oh My Goodness, my daughter looks older than Zhifang!!! Her parents gave her the correct name, apparently, Zee Fang!! Biting children, Bahhhhh!!
Zee Fang LMOa,
Yeah asians in general look pretty freeking young. Part of it is the size of the frame and tits.
I’m wondering why the no bond. Seems ultra harsh, although it is horrible biting a child. But com’on she left a mark not killed and dismembered the kid for dinner.
Abroad
3:10 pm on April 22nd, 2009
malq:
I’m wondering why the no bond. Seems ultra harsh, although it is horrible biting a child. But com’on she left a mark not killed and dismembered the kid for dinner.
 
Maybe they consider her a flight risk?

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