FlamingFox
5:45 am on April 16th, 2009
Phoenix, Arizona–House guests…ugh…mine tend to wear out their welcome real quick. After a day or two, they start to get a bit demanding; ‘I need a clean towel.’ ‘You need to buy more milk.’ ‘I need you to bury this body.’ ‘Dammit, I need you to dig up that body.’ ‘You’re out of toilet paper.’ ‘Why did you lock me out of the house again?’ etc. What a pain in the ass.
LMAO! Thanks for the morning laugh, SJ! You’re hilarious!
Lizard
6:48 am on April 16th, 2009
See, this guy needs some training in basic social skills. I only ask my real friends for help in burying dead bodies, and I always bring a six pack. Ah, good times, good times.
sanityslipping
6:56 am on April 16th, 2009
Lizard: See, this guy needs some training in basic social skills. I only ask my real friends for help in burying dead bodies, and I always bring a six pack. Ah, good times, good times.
you forgot the pizza. Moving of any sort, be it bodies or furniture, the proper etiquette requires that you provide the movers with both beer and pizza.
Lizard
6:59 am on April 16th, 2009
Not pizza. Dinner at a favorite Italian restaurant–after we’ve gotten cleaned up. Good hygiene is critical when dealing with corpses.
Kdogg
7:39 am on April 16th, 2009
I would demand a thing of Captain Morgan’s as well as dinner at Outback Steakhouse, burying bodies makes me hungry and thirsty
Lizard
7:43 am on April 16th, 2009
Kdogg: I would demand a thing of Captain Morgan’s as well as dinner at Outback Steakhouse, burying bodies makes me hungry and thirsty
We opt for Italian because pasta means carbs, and let’s get that energy level back up for the next body!
Insomniac
7:48 am on April 16th, 2009
I’m surprised she waited two days before contacting the police.  Glad they were able to get rid of the son of a bitch.
CassieMomma
8:05 am on April 16th, 2009
Why did they even let this guy into their home in the first place?
So Jaded
8:24 am on April 16th, 2009
CassieMomma: Why did they even let this guy into their home in the first place?
That’s what I can’t figure out. Hell, I have family members I wouldn’t allow to stay over…
Jury
9:35 am on April 16th, 2009
Call the police there’s a madman around.
LDhummingbird
10:28 am on April 16th, 2009
Insomniac: I’m surprised she waited two days before contacting the police.  Glad they were able to get rid of the son of a bitch.
Maybe she was still mindfucked over the fact that whatever shifty friend-of-a-friend she’d brought into her home was actually the type of person that kills people (probably for no good reason)?
Kalehue
11:10 am on April 16th, 2009
Insomniac:
I’m surprised she waited two days before contacting the police.  Glad they were able to get rid of the son of a bitch.
No kidding.  I wouldn’t have spent a single night in that house with him after that.  I certainly wouldn’t have gone to sleep with him around.
LDhummingbird
11:54 am on April 16th, 2009
Kalehue: No kidding.  I wouldn’t have spent a single night in that house with him after that.  I certainly wouldn’t have gone to sleep with him around.
Maybe her show was on TV and then she had laundry to do. Who knows.
MadeaBecBec
1:08 pm on April 16th, 2009
#1. Anyone that brags that they’re a Hell’s Angels member, probably isn’t,  all they have to do is wear the vest and badge…
#2. Ya never let one stay over, period, unless you are on drugs or being initiated as a “gopher”
#3 If you don’t want someone in your home, change the locks as soon as they step out for a bit! And don’t open the door, when they knock.. In this case, go stay at a hotel for a week or two….
I would still be in shock and fear, if I were these folks! I hope they’re receiving police protection around the clock…..
Abroad
1:27 pm on April 16th, 2009
Kalehue:
No kidding.  I wouldn’t have spent a single night in that house with him after that.  I certainly wouldn’t have gone to sleep with him around.
I suspect he was watching them really carefully for the first couple of hours in case they were thinking of getting cute like that.
That, and there was the blackmail tape……..
ecvmanzo
2:32 pm on April 16th, 2009
There is this saying in Spanish that goes something like this…House guests are like Dead people, they start smelling after 2 days! Lucy I’m Home…..
Abroad
3:44 pm on April 16th, 2009
ecvmanzo:
There is this saying in Spanish that goes something like this…House guests are like Dead people, they start smelling after 2 days! Lucy I’m Home…..
In Danish they say that fresh fish and house guests will only smell sweet for three days. (Clearly this is a slightly colder climate )
Athena
3:59 pm on April 16th, 2009
I’ve always had a house guests of one variety or another. Two of them were practical strangers; Rob, who was a 19 year old boy “escaping” the Mormon Church in Utah and Ryan, a 24 year old “drifter” who had dropped out of college to travel the country. People thought I was crazy, but they were both fantastic house guests.
Unfortunately, stories like these have turned our society into an introverted, paranoid one where neighbors don’t even know each other. When my grandmother was my age, she knew every family on her block and strangers could still expect a cup of tea and a phone call, if not a hot meal, shower and bed for the night if they found themselves stranded. Our odds of running into a nightmarish house guest are even slimmer than they were back then, but yet, we’re scared out of offering the most basic hospitality. It’s tragic.
knotme
4:23 pm on April 16th, 2009
When you lie down with dogs… you get fleas.  When you associate with the lowest scum on earth,  their stink is gonna get on you one way or another.  Low-life trashy people are natural parasites… they only have to know you for five minutes to think they are entitled to intrude into your life.  To keep this sort of drama out of your life,  don’t go to places they go… it is that simple.
malq
7:29 pm on April 16th, 2009
This guy is an idiot for the following reason.
Sonny Barger was the undisputed head of the Hells angels in the 70’s and 80’s.
If he really is related to Sonny Barger, they will kill him for opening his cocksucker and claiming to be a Hells Angel upon getting busted.
If he is not, he will get killed for claiming to be a member.
The Hells angel are smart and organized. This dumbshit would never make it. On looks alone. Notice the extra pressure the foreceps applied upon birth. Bye Bye dickhead.
malq
7:40 pm on April 16th, 2009
malq: This guy is an idiot for the following reason. Sonny Barger was the undisputed head of the Hells angels in the 70’s and 80’s. If he really is related to Sonny Barger, they will kill him for opening his cocksucker and claiming to be a Hells Angel upon getting busted. If he is not, he will get killed for claiming to be a member. The Hells angel are smart and organized. This dumbshit would never make it. On looks alone. Notice the extra pressure the foreceps applied upon birth. Bye Bye dickhead.
malq: This guy is an idiot for the following reason. Sonny Barger was the undisputed head of the Hells angels in the 70’s and 80’s. If he really is related to Sonny Barger, they will kill him for opening his cocksucker and claiming to be a Hells Angel upon getting busted. If he is not, he will get killed for claiming to be a member. The Hells angel are smart and organized. This dumbshit would never make it. On looks alone. Notice the extra pressure the foreceps applied upon birth. Bye Bye dickhead.
Any Hells Angels out there care to comment on this?  I would really like to know if he is related.
Friday
9:02 pm on April 16th, 2009
What’s that mug shot saying?
I should have made the DEER jerky.
Did I scare the little lady?
They ain’t never seen or buried a dead body before?
I hope Testosterone Tyrone forgot how to play Sissy Boy Slap Party.
LDhummingbird
10:04 pm on April 16th, 2009
I’ve always had a house guests of one variety or another.Two of them were practical strangers; Rob, who was a 19 year old boy “escaping” the Mormon Church in Utah and Ryan, a 24 year old “drifter” who had dropped out of college to travel the country.People thought I was crazy, but they were both fantastic house guests.Unfortunately, stories like these have turned our society into an introverted, paranoid one where neighbors don’t even know each other.When my grandmother was my age, she knew every family on her block and strangers could still expect a cup of tea and a phone call, if not a hot meal, shower and bed for the night if they found themselves stranded.Our odds of running into a nightmarish house guest are even slimmer than they were back then, but yet, we’re scared out of offering the most basic hospitality.It’s tragic.
Athena, I grew up reading about this sort of thing and experiencing basic hospitality in my own community. My grandmother hates to leave her house and the thing she can’t get about cities, she says, is how can you stand some strangers livin’ right there in the house [apartment building] with you. And yet she grew up as one of nine children on a typical small family farm, and could probably still tell me the name of every person who ever lived and died in her little town. She knows full well that she has the right to shoot trespassers and keeps a firearm in a secret place for this purpose, but she’d also smile and offer you a glass of tea, sweet or unsweet, if you’re thirsty. That means she likes you.
LDhummingbird
10:06 pm on April 16th, 2009
Italics fail. Sorry, Athena.
Taz
3:27 pm on April 17th, 2009
Even a Hells’s Angel house guest has to sleep some time. Call the cops then or bonk his ass with a Iron skillet, heck dose his beer with some Oxy.  What ever it takes.  I wouldnt cover up for this Tards crimes that for sure.
 
bugonthewall
5:41 pm on April 17th, 2009
Lizard:
See, this guy needs some training in basic social skills. I only ask my real friends for help in burying dead bodies, and I always bring a six pack. Ah, good times, good times.
I think you forgot the other essential…pizza!!
bugonthewall
5:43 pm on April 17th, 2009
I guess this should be another reason I should be grateful that my husband isn’t fond of stranger and we have small children…so, no one but family EVER comes to visit us and usually it is my side of the family. 
knotme
3:13 pm on April 18th, 2009
bugonthewall: I guess this should be another reason I should be grateful that my husband isn’t fond of stranger and we have small children…so, no one but family EVER comes to visit us and usually it is my side of the family.
You sound like my daughter-in-law… she and my son are the exact same way about who comes into their house.
impeace
2:36 pm on October 5th, 2009
First off he seemed normal at first, he came and went a few times. Then decided to stay.. Until you are in a situation you can’t really say what you would do. Being intimidated, threatened , and just NOT knowing what the person is capable of are all related when determining what you should do. And it truly is not an easy decision to make, when you think about all the consequences that could come from your actions. Believe me I know I was there.

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