Give Us The Porn And No One Gets Hurt
April 15, 2009 by Jaded
John Scott Kincaid & Christopher Ray Fitzgerald
Kilgore, Texas–I am not even gonna lie to you…every now and then, I will write-up a story based upon the accompanying mugshots. And that brings us to Ren & Stimpy here. These two were recently busted for robbing a porn store, twice! Hey geniuses, I’m going to let you in on a little secret…you can download porn, for free, on the internet. Isn’t technology great?!
Police got the call on Monday at 12:21 a.m.; Adult Video and DVD had just been robbed. A description of the suspects and the suspect vehicle was issued. En route to the scene, Officer Rob Farnham spotted the horny duo and proceeded to pull them over. The porn bandits were 21-year-old John Scott Kincaid, and 20-year-old Christopher Ray Fitzgerald. InsideInside reviews
the car, officers found a face mask, a Ruger automatic, and 50 pornographic videos. So far, authorities have been tight-lipped and haven’t released the titles of the videos in question. ScratchScratch reviews
that, we’re probably better off using our imaginations.
Police have reason to believe the dorks are responsible for a previous armed robbery at Adult Video and DVD on April 10, and a robbery at an EZ Mart convenience store on April 9. Both are now locked up in the Kilgore City Jail facing charges of aggravated robbery, a felony.
On another note, 50 DVD’s? I’m guessing these two don’t get out much, but damn! That’s a lot of crank yankin’….
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5:03 am on April 15th, 2009
Sorry to say,But unless you are blind, John would need porn because i really don’t think that anyone would get with him EVER poor bastard,the cops ought to feel bad for him, but in truth, he should get cable and none of this would have happened, PORN is everywhere for the second kid, what did he have no friends to hang with
5:24 am on April 15th, 2009
Holy shit. It’s too easy to make fun of them. There are so many evil things that can be said about this duos appearance that it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.
7:01 am on April 15th, 2009
I wanna know who squeezed John’s head in? That head is fucking wild looking.
7:24 am on April 15th, 2009
John looks like a cartoon character come to life.
7:27 am on April 15th, 2009
On another note, 50 DVD’s? I’m guessing these two don’t get out much, but damn! That’s a lot of crank yankin’….
I’m guessing the only leave the house to restock their porn collection. I wonder how many a search of their home would turn up…
7:38 am on April 15th, 2009
I do not know why I just found that statement so funny but…snicker….um…guffaw…Im dying over here.
7:41 am on April 15th, 2009
wonder if it was gay porn. I think the only way these two could get a piece is from each other. Nasty.
I think weird guy with the fucked up head kinda looks like Patrick from Sponge Bob, yeah know pointy head fat body
7:44 am on April 15th, 2009
Perhaps it was gay porn….upon further reflection the second dude has pretty eyes and is not SO bad. If he lost pineapple head over there his odds of being approached by a real live girl would increase 20 fold.
7:54 am on April 15th, 2009
Could you imagine being arrested for stealing 50 porn DVDs? WTF? I couldn’t imagine how the conversation went before hand… I wonder if they were selling them or using them.
7:56 am on April 15th, 2009
And that brings us to Ren & Stimpy here.
Bwahaha! Oh, god.
On another note, 50 DVD’s? I’m guessing these two don’t get out much, but damn! That’s a lot of crank yankin’….
“…Shit, I’ve seen this one before. I already know how it ends.”
8:00 am on April 15th, 2009
I didn’t know Sam Sheepdog was into porn! Hell, nothing is sacred anymore!!!!
8:31 am on April 15th, 2009
And what’s the white patch on his neck, right above his black tshirt?
8:35 am on April 15th, 2009
I wonder if AfroPuff Patrick is legitimately disabled – the white patch almost looks like trach tape.
9:06 am on April 15th, 2009
The tag. Fucker has it on backwards and inside out….
9:07 am on April 15th, 2009
You can see the full-size mugs in the forums….
http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17419
9:14 am on April 15th, 2009
ppsssssttt John, your head is shaped like a rain drop… a fat one.
R
9:15 am on April 15th, 2009
Lol…that is what I thought too..hehe!! God aren’t they both just “brilliant”!!
9:18 am on April 15th, 2009
John, How DID you grown that dick between your ears?
R
9:40 am on April 15th, 2009
John’s reminded me of one of those tiki faces.
9:44 am on April 15th, 2009
Good lawd John, that hairstyle is totally WRONG for your face shape…or misshape…WTFever.
And his shirt is on backwards and inside out. The white patch is the tag.
9:49 am on April 15th, 2009
Yes, I see it now, so obvious. Hope this doesn’t mean his drawers are inside-out, ya’ know, to save on laundry and all.
9:54 am on April 15th, 2009
Pineapple head!! Hahahahha!!
And really, they held up a porn store? That’s funny in and of it’s self!!
Damn dudes, porn is free on the web, look it up.
11:53 am on April 15th, 2009
LoL, A pineapple headed Manbeast. Dont even get me started on the AssClowns hair.
You would have to be damn stupid to rob a store with a gun in Texas and not expect to be shot at. And WTF!! for porn CD’s ???? Thats like living on the beach and stealing sand . Even 12 year old boys know its free and all over the damn internet.
12:23 pm on April 15th, 2009
12:32 pm on April 15th, 2009
I knew he reminded me of something. Thanks!
12:41 pm on April 15th, 2009
Okay people, not everyone is drop dead gorgeous but harley that is mean to say that comment.
Not all of us look good and it is not about looks anyway right? yeah??
12:51 pm on April 15th, 2009
I sort of agree, Nadine. I really do not see any likeness to a dick. Now pineapple-head on the other hand……
12:59 pm on April 15th, 2009
LMAO!
You crack me up Harley!
1:16 pm on April 15th, 2009
stop insulting the rain. what did it ever do to you?
2:59 pm on April 15th, 2009
LOL….Damn I almost spit out my starbucks…
3:17 pm on April 15th, 2009
Sure it is about looks, and any other damn thing we wanna pick on. When you are a stupid porn store robbing bone head, you place yourself in the public domain and open yourself up to all sorts of comments just like these.
I’m no Robert Redford, but damn! I ain’t that Fugly.
R
3:31 pm on April 15th, 2009
2 New porn flix coming soon. Cell Block D-ick & Cock Block
Starring Johnny Plus size Glory Hole and Gay Ray Mangina Buffet
5:49 pm on April 15th, 2009
Gotta say it, Harley is right. Pull a stupid stunt like this and we’re gonna rag on everything from intelligence, to income to looks.
And if you have a freakin pineapple head, we’re gonna comment on it!
And I did look at the full mug in the forums and YIKES, i’m gonna have nightmares tonight!!
6:20 pm on April 15th, 2009
New mug shot for John. Not sure which one to use, so I put a couple of links in there. One to the forums.
<a href=”http://s172.photobucket.com/albums/w11/s2rider/DD%20pics/Posted%20to%20DD%20stories/?action=view¤t=834c6d65.jpg” target=”_blank”><img src=”http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w11/s2rider/DD%20pics/Posted%20to%20DD%20stories/834c6d65.jpg” border=”0″ alt=”Photobucket”></a>
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w11/s2rider/DD%20pics/Posted%20to%20DD%20stories/834c6d65.jpg
http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=204979&postcount=4
R
8:01 pm on April 15th, 2009
New Mug Shots
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w11/s2rider/DD%20pics/Posted%20to%20DD%20stories/696ca5b7.jpg
Morbid, can you delete the comment in Moderation? I screwed it up. LOL
R
9:41 pm on April 15th, 2009
Baby Huey Kincaid http://home.att.net/~thft/huey.gif and his best friend Christopher http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs16/f/2007/161/7/f/Christopher_Robin_Doll_by_april8th.jpg
AssTards!!!
10:46 pm on April 15th, 2009
O…M…G… =O.O= What a mugshot!
10:48 pm on April 15th, 2009
11:20 pm on April 15th, 2009
My guess it they won’t need porn to get laid in jail – I hear that the men there aren’t at all picky.
11:23 pm on April 15th, 2009
LOL! You never cease to amaze me, babydoll! Luv ya!
2:18 am on April 16th, 2009
I think PineappleHeaded-Tiki could hook up with this: http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/12/jennifer-wills-provided-refreshments/#more-6532
Just don’t let them reproduce, please Dear God?
6:40 am on April 16th, 2009
his face looks like like one of mac’s photobooth warp features.
9:27 pm on April 16th, 2009
LULZ @ =O.O=
12:03 am on October 9th, 2009
First off let me say this, John is known as Gooner aka Goonie G aka charlie brown. what makes this whole thing worse is he didn’t even get any DVD’s Just cases. then he got a 20 year sentance. but before that he tried to sell me a fake bag of weed for $55. stupidity can go a looong way in east TX.
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