Jerron Mario Moffitt
Sebring, Florida–Jerron Mario Moffitt, 20, came up with the best April Fool’s joke EVAR! He thought it would be friggin’ hilarious to randomly place envelopes with a suspicious powdery substance on car windshields all over town. Some people tend to freak out a bit when confronted with suspicious white powder…some people tend to think, ‘Anthrax!’ Such was the case in Sebring.
Detectives believe Moffitt may have had help spreading the 80+ powder filled envelopes through town. Envelopes were found on nearly 50 cars. Dozens were left on cars at Florida Hospital Sebring. Some were placed in mailboxes on residential streets. The city of Sebring was paralyzed in fear.
The anthrax scare began around 4:30 a.m. Thursday when a nurse discovered an envelope with the suspicious substance and note threatening anthrax on her car. She then brought it inside the hospital. Not a good idea. That led to a 16-hour lock down at Florida Hospital Sebring. The SunThe Sun reviews
‘N Lake community town hall was subsequently locked down for the same reason. There was no rhyme or reason to the placement of the envelopes…it was completely random. Three random samples were tested and and the substance was determined to be corn starch. Each and every envelope found must be tested.
Authorities were able to identify Moffitt as a suspect after people in local stores reported seeing him buying envelopes and other supplies. He was taken into custody on FridayFriday reviews
. Moffitt said it was all in good humor and even placed an envelope in the mailbox of his own residence to fool his father. He was laughing and joking around…he even had a happy grin on his face in his mugshot.
Authorities aren’t laughing. Jerron Mario Moffitt is now facing 81 felony counts of having a hoax weapon of mass destruction. His bond has been set at $790,000. He is also being held without bail on violation of probation charges stemming from previous felony convictions for burglary and grand theft. Now that’s funny. Dumbshit….
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8:49 am on April 5th, 2009
Idiot
10:33 am on April 5th, 2009
Freakin dumb ass….. How in the hell would he have even thought people would find that amusing !?
11:05 am on April 5th, 2009
Dumb ass should have gotten a job with the US postal service since he can be up and about “delivering” mail. He could be the happiest post man in the town. Jackass!
11:37 am on April 5th, 2009
That’s one expensive April fool’s joke; I wonder if he’s still smiling now.
12:41 pm on April 5th, 2009
Don’t think I’d be smiling……I bet he’s cryin like a little bitch in his cell at nite though!!
1:01 pm on April 5th, 2009
April 1st,2010 – Mr. Moffit, we have reviewed your case and have decided to drop all the charges against you. Your record will also be expunged and you will get a check with our apologies for not seeing the humor in your joke.
Sincerely, Sebring Police Department, Florida DA’s etc.
P.S. APRIL FOOL’S HA HA DUMBASS
2:44 pm on April 5th, 2009
Send the idiot the taxpayers’ bill for all the expense, and I’ll bet that will wipe that silly immature grin off his foolish face. Using mailboxes for anything other than official mail is a Federal Crime. This smiling fool’s next mug shot will be with blood-shot eyes from crying from all the serious charges against him… and that ain’t no APRIL FOOLS!
4:37 pm on April 5th, 2009
Nothing like a little fun making people think they’re going to die.
9:49 pm on April 5th, 2009
now THAT’S alot of corn starch and envelopes!
1:50 am on April 6th, 2009
Mmmm, Americas Dumbest Criminals Debut, that’s what I see in Moffitts future!
Little Miss (oh yayuh wuss) Moffitt,
Sat on his soffitt, the day before April Fools,
coz he ain’t gots no job, nor goes he to schools,
thinking what would be funny and
not cost much money, for a joke, that he so needs
to play….
Little Miss Moffit,
Sat on his soffitt,
eatin’ some sausage and beans,
still brainstormin’ bout the greatest
April Fools joke evah, when suddenly
his brain overloaded, coz the fartin’
exploded and the SMELL made
him Totally Insane……
Now Little Miss Moffitt
is a sittin’ on his soffitt
wonderin’ how’s this gonna
get me paid
But, he’ll soon come to knowin’
the wrong seeds, he’s been sowin’
is only gonna get him laid,
by Big Bubba and that “foolish” grin’s
gonna fade…….
7:08 am on April 6th, 2009
Most of these guys are out of touch with reality, right and wrong, and appropriate ways of dealing with things.
8:11 am on April 6th, 2009
Hell, he made *me* laugh. Probably not in the way he was going for though.
8:40 am on April 6th, 2009
I dig the poetry!
Here’s what I don’t understand, though, maybe you guys can help me out: Why are Floridians scared of corn starch? I eat that shit all the damn time.
12:24 pm on April 6th, 2009
Something tells me the lesson is going to be lost on numbnuts here.
12:40 pm on April 6th, 2009
They aren’t, Swivel.
(But then you know that.)
3:07 pm on April 6th, 2009
See this is what happens when you have two brain cells and one lost the other one.
7:21 pm on April 6th, 2009
Is he wearing a Boy Scout uniform?
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