Memphis, TN- I have never tried any brand of Kentucky Bourbon. Now, after reading about 46-year old Karen Sims and her crazy-assed drunk display on March 25, 2009, I think my lightweight ass will stick with beer. I know this is not one of the usual crimes we front page here on the Dreamin’ Demon, but being it is April 1, I thought the story of a drunk fool would be appropriate.
A couple days ago, James Chambers said he noticed a strange woman walking in a very peculiar way with something in her hand. He said it could have been a bottle, but was unsure. He thought maybe the woman just “had problems“.
Several other neighbors have stated that the 46-year old woman, Karen Sims, had given them problems before, but nothing like this. Alvaro Pacheco and Gonzalo Tocarruncho said they’ve had trouble in the backyard each night and things have been disappearing. Last Wednesday, Sims ignored (or was too sloshed to take notice of) the ‘No Trespassing’ signs, and stumbled her way into their backyard. For hours she staggered around their yard and begged them for money to buy more booze. These two guys must be very patient or completely starved for entertainment because I would not have put up with this drunken damsel’s distress calls for more than an hour. I would of videotaped what I could and spent the rest of that time sending it to friends and uploading it on YouTube.
After the men grew tired of the lush’s drunken demands, Tocarruncho asked her to leave. Sims must of misheard his request because she removed her shirt. When Tocarruncho told her he called the police, Sims gave him another eerie eyeful by removing her pants. Damn. Now I see why I need to have more patience. I would have missed the entire strip-tease of this tanked-up tootsie and that would have caused a much lower view count on YouTube.
“She drank too much and she off up her clothes,” said Pacheco with a nervous grin. “She is crazy. She needs a hospital or jail, I don’t know which.” I don’t know either, but I do hope she gets the help she obviously needs.
When police arrived, they found Sims staggering around Tocarruncho’s backyard stark naked and holding a nearly empty bottle of Kentucky Bourbon. When the drunken diva finally noticed the officers, she became belligerent and began cursing loudly. She screamed at the officers and refused to obey their commands.
Karen Sims, who lives down the street, was arrested and charged with trespassing, disorderly conduct, public indecency and public intoxication. Police stated this is not the first time Sims has been arrested.
So all of you can get a proper visual of the drunk and naked nuisance, here is the mugshot of Ms. Karen Sims. Happy April Fool’s Day, Demonites!
I’m guessing that if Alvaro Pacheco and Gonzalo Tocarruncho were not drinking men before, they are now. *shudder*
Thanks to Tazzzz who has this in our forums.