Pervy Twofer Tuesday #5
March 31, 2009 by Jaded
John Coppes & Bob Epley
Today’s twofer is brought to you by Dakota Valkyrie and The Morning Star. Demonites and Denizens, I have a real treat for you today! Meet John Coppes and Bob Epley. John is a neighborly fella; a slick operator who loves all creatures, big and small. And by loves, I mean loves. Bob, well…he has a very peculiar hobby.
Mena, Arkansas–John Coppes, 26, is an animal lover. Back in December, Coppes decided to pay his neighbor’s animals a visit. A 13-year-old girl walked out of the home and witnessed Coppes trying to get it on with her Anatolian shepherd. Perv zipped right past all the bases and tried to slide into home. He could’ve at least brought her a flower, or kibble, or something.
Coppes is a love ‘em and leave ‘em type of guy. As soon as he was finished with the dog, he sauntered into the horse pasture. He had his eye on his next date victim. The girl called 911 when she felt her Palomino pony’s virtue was at stake.
When the calvary arrived, they say Coppes was still inside the horse pen, and after his arrest, a bottle of ‘astroglide lube’ was found in his possession. Told ya he was slick! Last Tuesday, John Coppes pleaded guilty to two charges of bestiality and a charge of criminal trespassing. He was sentenced to one year in jail and ordered to pay a $500 fine. Shit, he could’ve saved $490 and had Nicole Scarpone for $10. LoserLoser reviews
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Nashville, Tennessee–Just when I think I’ve heard it all, along comes 56-year-old Bob Epley. Bob, worried about the effect the economy has on children, decided to hire a few kids to carry out a task for him. Last October, on various occasions, he rounded up at least three children–ages 9, 14, and 15–at a friend’s apartment complex. In order to supplement their allowance, the children were asked to do one thing; they had to strangle Bob with their legs, ‘in order to create an autoerotic sensation,’ while he filmed it. Fortunately(?), Bob remained clothed during the ‘episodes.
‘Umm…whaaaaat? He couldn’t find a hooker to do the same damn thing? Maybe he should have hooked up with Matthew Werner…he’s good at that choking and strangling thing.
For his part in the whole skeevy thing, Bob Epley was indicted by a grand jury on three counts of especially aggravated sexual exploitation of a minor and one count of aggravated sexual battery. He is being held on $75,000 bond.
Bob is employed by the MetroMetro reviews
school district as a bus driver supervisor. At this time, it does not appear that Bob used his position with Metro schools to lure children. But, police say other children may have been involved and are asking anyone with information about Bob Epley’s activities to call the department’s Sex Crimes Unit at 615-862-7540.
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7:27 am on March 31st, 2009
Ive tried to leave two comments here and they dont appear to be taking
7:29 am on March 31st, 2009
Okay… were in business…
Or a bone….oh wait…….. he did.. sick bastard!
Why, of course he’s employed by the school. Id be suprised to hear if he wasnt.. these are the people we trust out kids with..
7:34 am on March 31st, 2009
I just typed another comment and I clicked submit- it deleted the whole thing. 3 times now Ive tried…. grrrr
7:34 am on March 31st, 2009
Not sure what’s going on…..
7:47 am on March 31st, 2009
Euuuuuwwwwww. They look like perv’s….
7:47 am on March 31st, 2009
Maybe it has something to do with the block quotes? Any comment I post not affiliated with the block quotes appears fine.. or idk maybe im just retarded…. or it could be my computer today? who knows.. lol Anyone else have the same problem?
7:56 am on March 31st, 2009
What is up with the fucking beastility lately? I mean come on people……why!!!!!!!??????
8:25 am on March 31st, 2009
Im still trying to figure out why he “sauntered” whats up with that? sicko.
And the Bus driver? just weird. Why didn’t he do himself a favor and use a rope instead?
8:46 am on March 31st, 2009
Why??? did the horse not kick him in the head and end this?
I do have to say one or two things have a positive note:
1) the animal rapist picked on larger animals, unlike the guy who assaulted a duck or a goose. 2) those poor kids did not get the naked treatment from dirty old bastard. If only they had more pressure applied to grampy’s neck this again would have been resolved.
9:36 am on March 31st, 2009
Will we ever run out of Twofer pervs?
For the sake of petting zoos everywhere, I sure hope so.
Thanks for my morning jolt of WHATTHEFUCK, Jaded.
12:02 pm on March 31st, 2009
LOL
I hadn’t realized perv’s where the reason for the high fences at zoos, all this time I thought it was to protect the visitors.
1:40 pm on March 31st, 2009
having sex with a pony!?!? wtf. how could anyone not be totally ashamed of themselves for this?
2:38 pm on March 31st, 2009
Since we stopped killing people off for these sort of crimes (I’m sure our ancestors did just that!), we now have enough perverts & pedophiles to deem them an entire race unto themselves. Hey, I don’t mind putting these bastards on the “extinction list”… high time!
2:55 pm on March 31st, 2009
STFU!!!! That’s funny….
4:05 pm on March 31st, 2009
I have come to realize I am pretty damn slow.
I should have known NOT to read this story. But NOOOO, stupid , and slow me had to open and read. Now my Philly Cheesteak sandwich has lost it’s appeal…Thanks alot
4:07 pm on March 31st, 2009
I used to work at a meat-packing plant in MN (pork) and there was a guy put in the looney bin a few years before I worked there cause they caught him having a good ole time with a pig. A dead pig. That covers two sicko fetishes in one. Ew.
4:13 pm on March 31st, 2009
I think food for me today, is pretty much out of the question…
5:03 pm on March 31st, 2009
You know you’re getting old when you see “1986″ on some perp’s mug shot and your first thought is… “hey, wait… I thought his arrest occurred THIS year, not back in ‘86″… and then you realize that’s his BIRTH YEAR. Holy crappola… I still can’t get used to adults having birth dates in the 80’s. Sigh.
5:26 pm on March 31st, 2009
Well you have to kind of feel for the first guy. Don’t think he’s getting a lot of play with the ladies. On second thought, he could just spank his monkey like all the other dateless geeks.
The second guy is just freaky. Really freaky.
Hurl.
8:18 pm on March 31st, 2009
The Beastie Boy is soooo femme looking – surprised he took a chance on getting kicked in the horse pen.
9:41 pm on March 31st, 2009
Mmmm. Coppes cops a piece of the bitch, steps into the pony pen to copulate with a puny little pony, then gets copped!!!!
Sorry People! I just couldn’t help my self!
As for Geezer Bob! Did you all noticed his neck?? Methinks he’s been gettin’ squeezed for a long time, now!! I figure this article will have the parents running to their lawyers!!!
As they should, as they should!!!
10:49 pm on March 31st, 2009
Is it wrong that I think the second guy is worse than the first?
11:53 pm on March 31st, 2009
No, the second guy has a sexual fetish that involves children whom he’s actually approaching to participate. The first guy does gross, but not harmful, stuff to neighbor’s pets. Thirteen year old subjected to the reflux-inducing episode, but not intentionally. If I *had* to live next to one of them, I’d pick that one. My dogs aren’t neighbor friendly – my daughter is, lol.
8:07 am on April 1st, 2009
THANK YOU =) I hear you about the neighbor friendly part.
4:52 am on April 2nd, 2009
John Coppes = Younger, weaker, normally white inmates like Johnee are usually “turned out” by the stronger inmates. He’ll be assaulted within days of his arrival and these attacks will keep up until he either gets protection, or is locked up in protective custody, or turn into a queen himself. The queens normally look down on punks with disdain. Punks are down on the same prison level as child molesters, and animal abusers. John will probably be sold to other gangs in exchange for a couple of “rollies” (roll your own ciggies). Punks like him have an extremely high suicide rate, let’s hope that’s the way he rolls.
7:28 pm on June 6th, 2009
i grew up in mena and i don’t remember this guy. i’m about 5 years older, but now i have to dig out yearbooks to see if i could recognize him…wow..its a small world filled with sick fucks
7:11 am on June 29th, 2009
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