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Lonnie Lane Got His Ass Kicked By A Girl

March 30, 2009 at 5:26 am by  
Lonnie Lane

Lonnie Lane

Cincinnati, OhioTiffany Friday, 29, has been the victim of a burglary twice before and she wasn’t about to take another hit lying down. So, when Tiffany came home Friday to find a couple of losers pawing through her stuff, she got pissed! The result of Tiffany’s fury is visible all over Lonnie Lane’s face.

‘I was mad. I mean, they had took, taken everything from us. I mean, they took my daughter’s games, my son’s games, they took TVs, computers,’ said Tiffany. She knew the men would exit her home by the back door…so she waited for them there. When the two tards came running out of the house, she gave chase.

She chased them through her backyard and into the woods. They were throwing shit at her; sticks, stems, anything they could get their hands on. She caught up with Lane, grabbed him by the collar, and gave him a good whack upside the head. Before she could land a few more blows, he made his escape.

She ran back to the house, jumped in a friend’s car, and told them how to get to the other side of the woods. Tiffany again met Lane as he was running out of the trees. When he realized he hadn’t escaped the pissed off victim, he threw a brick at the car. Incensed, Tiffany kept after him.

When she caught up with the bungling burglar, she and her friends tackled him. While her friends were keeping Lane occupied, Tiffany took off after his partner in crime. The partner picked up the items Lane dropped while he was running scared, and beat feet. ‘I said, ‘”OK, you can get away, but this one right here, he’s not goin’ nowhere.”‘ And he didn’t. He was left at the mercy of one very pissed off woman and her friends.

The police report didn’t actually specify that Tiffany and her friend gave Lane an ass-kickin’…it did note that ‘injuries to arrested occurred prior to police contact.’ Tiffany and her friends admitted to causing the injuries. ‘That was all of our work,’ she said. Lane, 30, was probably pretty damn happy to be hauled away in the back of a cruiser.

In court, Lane’s lawyer, Dan Reif, tried to garner sympathy from the judge; Lane, all pitiful looking with his bruised and beaten up face, ‘had already been punished,’ said Reif. The judge was like, pfffft! Bond was set at $25,000 for one count of burglary. Lane’s partner hasn’t been identified.

Miss Tiffany Friday…

Aahhhh…I love an epic fail on a Monday morning! Thanks Special2bme!

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