Speaking Of Stupid…
March 29, 2009 by Jaded
Jerome Blanchett
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania–We have profiled many, many stupid criminals here at the Dreamin’ Demon. If we were to make a Top 20 list of the dumbest tards ever, Jerome Blanchett would certainly be in the running for a prime spot. You see, Blanchett decided to commit armed robbery…at a police convention. His intended victim? Retired New York police officer, 56-year-old John Comparetto.
The signs were everywhere at the Holiday InnHoliday Inn reviews
-Harrisburg East. There were dozens of unmarked police cars in the parking lot. There was a sign at the entrance of the hotel welcoming the Pennsylvania Narcotic Officers’ Association. And let’s not forget the 300+ officers wandering the hotel. A person with just half a brain would figure that wasn’t an ideal location to commit a crime.
That brings us to Jerome Blanchett. He staked out a men’s room and lay in wait for his next victim. His intended victim, John Comparetto entered the bathroom. ‘I saw a gentleman in there, he looked suspicious. I had a bad gut feeling, but I had to go,’ Comparetto said. As he exited the stall, Blanchett was in his face with a .40-caliber semi-automatic handgun. Blanchett wanted his cash, now. Comparetto complied, handing over $138. Blanchett took Comparetto’s cell phone, told him to drop his pants, threatened to kill him if he tried to follow him, then fled the bathroom.
Shortly after Blanchett exited the bathroom, Comparetto, and a few of his cop buddies, drew their weapons and gave chase. ‘I knew I could take away the gun, but I hurt my back a few years ago,’ Comparetto said. ‘I’m too old to be fighting people. So I made an assessment that I would cooperate and worry about this afterward.’ They didn’t have to run far, Blanchett was found getting into a taxi cab right outside. ‘I stopped the cab at gunpoint,’ Comparetto said. ‘Ten other cops came running out and we arrested probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania.’
Blanchett, who is awaiting trial on four previous robbery charges, was arraigned on new robbery charges along with charges of making terroristic threats, reckless endangerment, simple assault, carrying a firearm without a license and illegally possessing a firearm. His bail was set at $1 million. The 19-year-old Blanchett is the proud owner of an extensive criminal history; one that includes 10 previous felony convictions. When asked to comment on his latest charges as he was led out of court, Blanchett had this to say, ‘I’m smooth.’ Yeah dipshit, you’re about as smooth as chunky peanut butter.
6:09 am on March 29th, 2009
Another reason to go in search of the toilets before you need them urgently…….
8:46 am on March 29th, 2009
Blanchett had this to say, ‘I’m smooth.’
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Did he seriously say this with a straight face? He’s even dumber then previously thought!!
12:38 pm on March 29th, 2009
Seems to me, Blanchett has never accessed any dictionary and read the definition of smooth……
Urban Dictionary’s definition of Smooth Operator: Someone who can handle multiple situations in a fashion that can only be described as “Awesome, spectucular, and, above all else, awesometacular”.
Usually a smooth operator is someone who tends to be “on top of things”, and in is usually in control of any given situation.
If he/she isn’t in control of a situation, they usually find a way to gain control of it to make it more awesome for everyone involved.
Smooth Operators are rarely in trouble, and, when they are, they can usually get out of these situations quickly, elegantly and with a zero percent chance of casualties.
Definitely not Blanchett, could be he meant to say ” I’m a Smooth move, Ex-lax”, I believe that’s what he meant, he just forgot to complete the sentence. ASTERPIECE!!!
1:20 pm on March 29th, 2009
Can’t decided which is funnier, this fucking moron or the Slap Chop story. Hmmmmm..
2:22 pm on March 29th, 2009
I just had a carfull of people laughing after reading this story. FUCKTARD!!!
7:22 pm on March 29th, 2009
This reminds me on a guy I once knew who brought his little girl into the restaurant where we were dining and was carrying-on like the proud baby-daddy with a big grin and all. I asked him her name…. HE DIDN’T KNOW!!!
7:58 am on March 30th, 2009
What a fucking dumb ass. I’m glad he is that dumb so he got busted and looked like a fool. Yeah smooth, yeah right!
8:19 am on March 30th, 2009
Sounds like a real weiner… he single? Im all bout them “smoooooth” men!
9:49 am on March 30th, 2009
Oh, bahaley4e, you can do sooooooo much better.
9:59 am on March 30th, 2009
Hey, sounds like a textbook example of a psychopath’s poor judgement and inability to learn from experience along with their grandiose self worth, bahahaha.
10:28 am on March 30th, 2009
10 previous felony convections, and he on the streets? Are judges and DCS administrators appointed by the same person, is there some incompetence competition going on, the general public doesn’t know about?
10:38 am on March 30th, 2009
lol….thank you! thats the nicest thing anyone has said to me alll day!
2:59 pm on March 30th, 2009
Stupid is the understatement of the day!
3:36 pm on March 30th, 2009
This reads like a comedy script starring a Wayans brother.
7:06 pm on March 30th, 2009
Thanks for posting this. I needed a good laugh!
10:20 pm on March 30th, 2009
Doesn’t this guy’s face look like the full moon of stupid?
10:24 pm on March 30th, 2009
What a dumbshit.
*shakes head and walks away*
3:44 pm on March 31st, 2009
Dee Dee Dee.
Bet his family is soooo proud. I’m sure they knew he wasn’t “Ivy League” material — but damn. This just shows there is NO hope for him.
Call the plumber – I found another gene pool that needs to be drained and sanitized.
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