Vince Shlomi Arrested For Slap Chopping A Whore
March 28, 2009 by Morbid
Miami, Florida - If the name isn’t familiar to you, the face has to be.Vince Shlomi is the television pitchman for various products such as the ShamWOW and the Chap Slop food processor. last month Vince, 44, was at the Luigi nightclub having a drink at the bar with a high-priced hooker, Sasha Harris, 26. She offered to have sex with Vince for $1000, a price he agreed with , and the two walked the short distance to Vince’s $750 Setai hotel room. Once inside, and Sasha in possession of Vince’s 1000 dollars, Vince alleges he tried kissing Sasha, an act met with the usual hooker response of biting his tongue… and not letting go.
I am sure many of you readers have found yourself in a similar situation, God know I have, but Vince took the somewhat knee-jerk reaction of punching Sasha in the face (amateur!) This tactic worked eventually, and after several punches, she let go of Vince’s tongue allowing him to run to the hotel lobby and call police. Vince gave his side of the story, admitting to his role in his and Sasha’s relationship, but she stayed mum. Sasha Harris suffered facial fractures and lacerations as a result of the fight, and police retrieved 930 from her purse that night. You can see from his mugshot that Shlomi also suffered facial injuries and he was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center.
Both Shlomi and Harris were arrested for felony aggravated battery but prosecutors decided not to file formal charges against them.Sasha was contacted by The Smoking Gun, who attempted to ask her a couple questions, including if she was a hooker, but she refused to answer only stating that she is considering filing a lawsuit against Shlomi.
Anyone else find it strange that a hooker would take 1000 dollars from a man while in his hotel room, and then decide to just bite the guy’s tongue? I truly hope we get her side of the story as I am betting it will be an interesting one (she also happens to be one of the better looking prostitutes we have featured on D’D). When I hear of hookers\whores\call girls successfully charging 1000 dollars for their services, I am always reminded of the line stated by Della Reese in the movie HARLEM NIGHTS, in which she – a madam of a brothel - describes having a prostitute whose “pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine.” Ha!
On another note, Billy Mays just lost some competition, and continues towards his goal of ruling the world.
[Source: The Smoking Gun]
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8:42 am on March 28th, 2009
She sounds like she has a bit of integrity and self-respect for all she is a prostitute. I hope she recovers from the battering with no lasting damage.
8:50 am on March 28th, 2009
Damn, $1000! She made of gold?
9:23 am on March 28th, 2009
LMAO!~
Why didn’t ya post the mugshot? damn that guy is fugly. If HE looks like that(scrapes bruises), I’d like to see what she looks like. lol Nice Hotel though.
9:24 am on March 28th, 2009
LMAO Funny, I was just thinking the same thing!! WTF???
9:30 am on March 28th, 2009
The Smoking Gun has it and they put their logo across the front of it. If anyone finds one without a logo on it, email it to me. I’ll give you credit…which will make your day.
In the meantime, click the link in the article, he got fucked up.
9:31 am on March 28th, 2009
LOL he sure did!
9:39 am on March 28th, 2009
Im ALL over it baby!~ LOL my email is lynksys@inbox.com. ill find one and ill send it to ya.
9:48 am on March 28th, 2009
ok I found one, all the other ones I found had smoking gun all over them. WTF? I found one with Both of them.
9:48 am on March 28th, 2009
I think his big mistake was kissing her. Sex workers don’t kiss their clients and to do so is considered a serious breach of manners.
9:50 am on March 28th, 2009
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212218468.shtml
has both but it’s small!
9:52 am on March 28th, 2009
yeah it is,She looks messed up too
10:17 am on March 28th, 2009
Yeah but she is smiling
she is looking like the cat who got the tongue.
10:19 am on March 28th, 2009
LOL I noticed that too….
10:32 am on March 28th, 2009
Sorry guys, the mug shots of her are from 2005 & 2008. Haven’t found one from the recent run in with Vince. Keep hunting!
11:09 am on March 28th, 2009
So he gives her $1,000 cops only find $930 on her. She gave him $70 change from her ATM -automatic twat machine?
11:15 am on March 28th, 2009
OMG I just spit Diet coke all over my keyboard (at work).
Lucky no one in my office right now. ROFLMAO!
11:27 am on March 28th, 2009
There goes the water that was once in my mouth!
11:30 am on March 28th, 2009
Same thing i was thinking!!! Where’d she put $70??? That may’ve been the reason she bit his tongue, he didn’t have the full fee…….. Or he offered her $70 worth of mop-towels and choppers, to make it up, She was insulted, CLAMP!
Looks like she Shamwowed him pretty good!!!!
12:01 pm on March 28th, 2009
For $1K he probably expected a higher level of service. So I think his mistake was giving any hooker $1K.
Am I the only person who has a sudden impulse to buy the products he’s hawking? lol
12:11 pm on March 28th, 2009
Yeah…I noticed that….Heh Heh!!
1:35 pm on March 28th, 2009
dlisted has a large mug shot piccy. METHFACE!!1
1:45 pm on March 28th, 2009
It’s the same Smoking Gun shot we have been talking about. And that is not Meth Face, that is Drunk-And-My-Tongue-Got-Stuck-In-A-Prostitutes-Mouth Face.
2:12 pm on March 28th, 2009
Could be…I’m apt to think that Vince has to be on some kind of uppers, though. Sham wow!
2:28 pm on March 28th, 2009
that made my Saturday LOL
Don’t you hate that when that happens…
2:50 pm on March 28th, 2009
Given her profession, and the many things she “could” have chomped down on, I’d say he’s a pretty lucky guy. That alone deserves a ShamWOW!
R
3:51 pm on March 28th, 2009
According to the arrest report, she has a tramp stamp that says “Lucky”. heh.
The tongue-clamping happened “seconds” after she was handed the $1,000. Somewhere between his running into the lobby (presumably squealing like a little girl — he’s 6′3″ and 200 lbs. btw) and her getting arrested, she found a way to spend that $70. Does the Setai have a 24-hour gift shop? Maybe she wanted a souvenir t-shirt.
I do find it hard to believe that the first punch to the face was not enough incentive for her to release her vice-like grip on his tongue. There got to be a lot more to the story. Perhaps she’s holding out for tabloid money. Sham-OW.
3:57 pm on March 28th, 2009
Even though the Extra Absorbent Depend Undergarment I now wear when visiting DD is soaked thru, I DID manage to notice that Miss MoneyPussy’s shirt is on inside out. *noting tag*
At least we know why we have to “CALL NOW WE CAN’T DO THIS ALL DAY!” Shlomi gots bidness to take care of, ummm, trying to neck with a hooker? Bad plan.
(Is “Shlomi” really his name? How perfect.)
ACK! That fuckers voice makes my EARS BLEED.
4:14 pm on March 28th, 2009
I think that’s a jail-issued top, covering up whatever inappropriate hooker-wear she had on when that pic was taken (2008, it’s not for this particular arrest). There is a second mugshot from 2005 where she’s wearing the same shirt, turned around properly.
4:14 pm on March 28th, 2009
I don’t know which is worse – his voice or Shlomi’s face!
I kinda want to buy some ShamWows now……
6:10 pm on March 28th, 2009
I’m sure he used some ShamWow’s to soak up the blood.
He should be extremely thankful she didn’t use the Slap Chopper on his cock.
“Hey watch this douche bag, I can slap chop your balls for on my salad!!!”
6:17 pm on March 28th, 2009
Yeah…me too….must be the rum……
8:05 pm on March 28th, 2009
I guess she didn’t …LOVE HIS NUTS like he said we all would in his Slap Chop commercial.
Hehehe I crack me up! That guy may be annoying as hell but that is among one of the best lines ever uttered on television. That’s right up there with the Quizno’s commercial.
9:25 pm on March 28th, 2009
hahahaha this is the best shit I’ve read all day! when dh and I first saw the slap chop infomercial we both started slap chopping each other lmao
9:36 pm on March 28th, 2009
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that…….I mean seriously “your gonna love my nuts”. Funny!
Btw why does he always wear that damn head set?????
This made my saturday night. hee hee
10:13 pm on March 28th, 2009
Tx sqB . . . I was thinking it was so low rent looking for somebody making 1K a crack.
10:23 pm on March 28th, 2009
This dude has always creeped me out.
11:25 pm on March 28th, 2009
I had honestly never seen the slap chop commercial until today and I’ve seen it a half dozen times today.
I think the headset is done to mimic the guys that do demos like that at state fairs and the like. At least that is where I’ve seen them do that.
R
12:50 am on March 29th, 2009
“the germans make it you know it has to be good!”
2:47 am on March 29th, 2009
Sounds like slapstick! Ha ha ha. No really what made me laugh was the reference to the Harlem nights movie! That sunshine pussy part is hard to get around. Bizarre coinsidence for me, I have a….Kidding! > I was just reading Langston Hughes for my Lit class last night, thinking , wow, 20’s Harlem scene, perhaps I shall watch the movie, “Harlem Nights!” And here you are finalizing the notion.
2:48 am on March 29th, 2009
he looks WAY worse than she does!
she in fact looks quite pleased
looks like she has two different mug shots going on.
one must be a prior biting incident. lol
6:15 am on March 29th, 2009
And back to front, too.
But then if it is mug-shot issue clobber, I dare say she would be rather careless of how it goes on…..
6:16 am on March 29th, 2009
Word!
8:34 am on March 29th, 2009
Sex workers don’t kiss their clients and to do so is considered a serious breach of manners.
Because apparently the biz is all about being a lady.
That guy has always creeped me out.Then again, so has Billy Mays.
9:44 am on March 29th, 2009
If she can command a $1,000 fee per assignment I would assume she does get treated like one a lot of the time.
1:04 pm on March 29th, 2009
He looks like Skeletor.
lmao
The title on this is perfect!
4:04 pm on March 29th, 2009
OMG are ppl that stupid? 1000 dollars i dont know if its just me,but i would never pay no 1000 bucks for no peice of ass,,and ya know if shes a prostitute that pussy sure in the fuk cant be good, probly take a bus with no problem LMMFAO.
6:09 am on March 30th, 2009
TMZ got their hands on 6 photos of Harris after being punched by Shlomi: http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/30/shamwow-pitchmans-alleged-victim/
9:49 am on March 30th, 2009
You gotta wonder how he could break bones in her face if she was stuck like 6 inches in front of his…
12:50 pm on March 30th, 2009
Still it annoys the hell out of me for some reason
Oh well…..
6:18 pm on March 30th, 2009
More Pictures of Sasha Harris:
http://www.jossip.com/the-shamwow-dudes-vampire-victim-20090330/
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