Millcreek, UT-The *ahem* loverly lady gracing our front page today is 30-year old Catherine Cates. She enjoys helping young teenage boys with their homework. Her favorite subject? Why… sexual education, of course.
It all began when a 13-year old boy recently told police that he had sex with Catherine Cates four times at her Salt Lake County home between December 2008 and January 2009. The boy was still 12 years old at the time and it is unclear how the sexual relationship began, but the boy’s mother said Cates was supposed to be helping her son with his homework. Yeah… it’s amazing how helpful pedophiles can be when it comes to getting some “alone” time with children.
Some of the neighbors are outraged by the accusations and say they are angry because Cates allegedly took advantage of her position of trust in the boy’s life. Another neighbor is claiming the boy is a liar and his mother is behind the false accusation. He says Cates and the mother had a falling out recently, and the boy’s mother made up the allegation as revenge. “When someone is a molester you kind of get a feeling and that’s just not the case with Cates,” he said.
The police are saying otherwise. They believe that several young boys might have been telling one another in school or around the neighborhood that Cates would perform sexual acts with them. The police say they have a strong case, and at least one other boy, and maybe more, have had sexual relationships with Cates. They are encouraging parents whose kids might have visited or had contact with Cates to contact the Salt Lake County Sheriff’s Office. *shudder* I can’t imagine those poor, poor boys being encouraged to dip their wicks into her fish taco.
Catherine Cates, a.k.a. Jabba the Hutt, has been charged with four first-degree felony counts of rape of a child, one first-degree felony count of sodomy on a child and one second-degree felony count of sexual abuse of a child. She was booked into the Salt Lake County jail Tuesday and released Wednesday so she could undergo a psychological evaluation at LDS Hospital. Hmm… maybe the heffer’s got mad-cow disease or something.
Unamused Cat has this (as she calls her) “hambeast” this in the forums. Thanks UC!