Sarasota County, Florida–After the last story I posted, I figured I stick with the gross-fest this morning. That brings us to 53-year-old Caroline Willette. This lady has a weird ass hobby; she likes to film herself watching child porn with a buddy. If that’s not weird enough, she also likes to film herself screwing dogs.
Not much info on this story and I, for one, am thankful for that. Caroline was busted when she handed a CD to a friend. The CD contained video images of Caroline and a friend watching child porn. Why she thought that was video worthy is unknown. Anyway, also shown on the CD was Caroline in the midst of a ‘menage a paws.’ Yes, coitus with a pair of canines.
Now, when she handed the CD over to her friend, I have to wonder about the conversation. I mean, did she say, ‘Hey Sally! You gotta check out this home video I made over the weekend. Funny shit!’ Was she intending to hand over the video she made on her vacation trip to the Grand Canyon and got the two mixed up? What made her think this friend would want to watch the merriment with her furry companions? Was she watching child porn and boffing the dogs at the same time? I just don’t get it. Neither did the friend–after viewing the contents, the CD was turned over to the police.
Caroline Willette admitted to viewing child pornography and bangin’ the dogs. Since bestiality is still legal in the state of Florida, Caroline is being charged with three counts of possessing child porn. She is being held in the Sarasota County Jail on $3,000 bond.
Hey Caroline, know the best way to get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and give him a blowjob…
UnamusedCat has this one up in the forums. Thanks, UC!