Yvonne Pampellonne Wanted New Knockers
March 25, 2009 by FlamingFox
Yvonne Jean Pampellonne
Huntington Beach, CA- Yvonne Jean Pampellonne, 30, wanted some new ta-ta’s. The implants she had done 10 years ago were getting a little old and saggy. Yes, sometimes gravity just plain sucks. I’m in the market for a new set of hooters as well, but I’m not about to follow in Yvonne’s crooked footsteps.
In September 2008, a woman named Cindy Payne went to the Pacific Center for Plastic Surgery in Huntington Beach for $15,000 worth of cosmetic surgery. She had liposuction and a breast implant done to make her fun-bags a little more fun.When Cindy failed to return for her follow-up appointment, the doctors at the Pacific Center became concerned. They tried to call her, but her phone had been disconnected. When they received a phone call from a very angry man wanting to know why they were charging his credit card $15,000, the doctors realized they had just been robbed by the boob-bandit.
The facility contacted authorities and soon discovered that the name and social security number Cindy had given them were as fake as her boobies. Not about to be scammed by this sexy swindler, the doctors decided to do some detective work on their own. After all, they still had Cindy’s old melons.
Apparently, implants have identification numbers that physicians keep records of. Using physician forensics, the doctors checked Cindy’s old implants for the lot and style numbers encoded on each side. Then they ran a search on the numbers and found there was only one plastic surgeon who used both of those numbers. After police provided a photo line-up to the doctors, they were able to identify their cleavage crook who’s real name is Yvonne Jean Pampellonne.
Huntington Beach Police issued a $20,000 arrest warrant for Yvonne Jean Pampellonne. Pampellonne surrendered with her attorney in court Tuesday and was released on $20,000 bail. She will be arraigned May 27 in a Westminster courtroom on charges of commercial burglary, grand theft and identity theft.
If only Pampellonne had known there are other ways to get some new knockers without breaking the law. Myfreeimplants.com is a website for women that have a strong desire to enhance their physical appearance through cosmetic surgery. The money goes directly to the doctor performing the plastic surgery.
Thanks to Special2bme and Tazzzz who have this in our forums.
9:28 am on March 25th, 2009
Amazing…..I think I need new knockers. At least they won’t be able to find me cause I don’t have fake one’s now. Double D’s, here I come.
9:29 am on March 25th, 2009
LOL @ fake as her boobies.. Flaming Fox you are like So Jaded.. You have a way with words.
9:32 am on March 25th, 2009
Now that is a very BIG complement! Thank you!
*blush*
9:39 am on March 25th, 2009
Ya gotta admit, the girls got some balls!! And is inventive!!
But alas, did not do enough detective work to realize they could trace her thru the old ta ta’s!!
9:40 am on March 25th, 2009
Ha Ha, nice! Funny of you to admit that. Good one.
9:47 am on March 25th, 2009
Yes. Sadly, Insurance does not cover cosmetic surgery. I said it’s not cosmetic, it’s corrective! My tata’s are big girls in lttle girl’s bodies.
10:07 am on March 25th, 2009
I meant it too!
10:17 am on March 25th, 2009
Just a note I actually know two women who have had insurance pay for reduction as a result of aggravated back pain and strain resulting from extra large melons.
But what I really wanted to say was. Had she seen “HBO” Autopsy with Dr. Biden, there was a case where a set of boobies that were found in a murder scene were mistakenly brought in as evidence. I say Mistakenly because they thought it was a couple of jelly fish! dried out jelly fish under close observation had serial numbers which is how they identified the remains.
So Yvonne, nice try but no cigar for you!
10:50 am on March 25th, 2009
I would have never done that, I watch CSI and saw that episode…lol!
Well, I have considered it but just not convinced yet I want to go under the knife. I think this Yvonne chick just educated a lot of ladies on how NOT to get new ta-ta’s, good for her.
11:01 am on March 25th, 2009
Yup. I had a teacher in high school who had to have the same thing done! Girls dont think about the “later” though, they are just worried about the here and now. Fortunatly I wont need fake ta-tas tho ….try having kids… talk about boob enhancement! Ive grown 2 sizes in 13 weeks and still going strong!
11:08 am on March 25th, 2009
Oops. Let me clarify. My insurance does not cover cosmetic surgery. That’s why I jokingly argued with them that it was corrective and not cosmetic.
11:29 am on March 25th, 2009
Is she a man?
11:38 am on March 25th, 2009
LMAO I took another look and I can see why you asked that. I would like big boobs but I have heard some horror stories with implants and actually seen a story of a woman that died getting them done.
11:42 am on March 25th, 2009
This really has nothing to do with the article but I have to share it. Last year I took my kids to Florida, it was their first time on a beach. My 10 year old son came up to me with a very concerned look on his face. I asked him what was wrong and he said “there’s implants on the beech” he pointed down towards the water, I was looking for some hot young girls with big boobs, not seeing any, I asked him what he was talking about, he then took me to the “implants” which were jellyfish, but did look like implants. I laughed and told him what they were. Then of course asked him “how do you know what implants look like?” To which he replied “the movie Scary movie”
11:57 am on March 25th, 2009
I would like to have bigger boobs too but my husband doesn’t mind that I don’t have much.. more than a mouthful is a waste
12:40 pm on March 25th, 2009
I hope the guy that got charged for her implants at least gets a look at what he almost paid for!
1:09 pm on March 25th, 2009
yeah.. thats… special
1:48 pm on March 25th, 2009
Shoot give me some free ta-ta’s!! I want some jugs!! I wouldn’t steal someone’s credit card to do it because you are bound to get caught.
3:44 pm on March 25th, 2009
OOOh. Okay, LOL, corrective. I thought you wanted to buy breast, not get rid of them!!
Hmm, I on the other hand, would like mine bigger! I def need implants, but not sure how much guts I could ever get to actually doing it. Soooo, I guess my littles are just going to have to stay as small as they are (Sigh
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Well, if you get your surgery done, let us know how it is. I had a friend who had it done and she is as happy as she could ever be. Good luck to you.
4:37 pm on March 25th, 2009
Maybe you two could just switch. Everyone gets happy.
4:56 pm on March 25th, 2009
I DO have big boobs…but I would like to have them put back up where they belong!
7:54 pm on March 25th, 2009
I used to want implants but then one of my friends got a shit boob job and that scared me.
I decided if no one likes my mosquito bite titties fuck them.
It’s not worth the trouble or the risk.
And by risk I am referring to the link below which will show you all the terrible things that can happen with breast implants..
Warning disturbing photos.
http://www.siliconeholocaust.org/
10:59 pm on March 25th, 2009
Lmao! I have to agree. If I pay for it I want to at least see it.
10:02 am on March 26th, 2009
YA MEAN BOOBS. Boobs come with brains, hence the inventive nature of this beast.
Balls don’t come with a set of Brains with them; Girls learn that young.
7:31 pm on March 26th, 2009
Personally, I would like mine reduced back to size 36. After a few kids, they get too ‘pooped’ to ‘hoot’ anymore.
8:41 pm on March 26th, 2009
She’s made her MySpace private. lol… Great write up Fox.
1:01 pm on March 27th, 2009
LOL That made me laugh out loud here at work.. I feel the same way.
You know what isn’t fair? To have 2 teenagers and both of them bigger than me and then they feel they have the right to make fun of me having little hooties!!!
2:51 pm on March 30th, 2009
I’m taken aback by the guy whose card could accept a $15K charge. No wonder the banks are in shit shape now. Must be nice to have a credit line equal to the cost of a new car or more.
11:19 pm on March 30th, 2009
Maybe we can get a two-fer…..
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