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Nicole Scarpone: Yours, For Ten Bucks

March 25, 2009 by Jaded  

Filed under: Burglary, Crime, Mugshot, Solicitation 

Nicole Mary Scarpone

Nicole Mary Scarpone

Gastonia, North Carolina –Drastic times call for drastic measures. If you are trying to sell a product, you have to be slightly aggressive. And a good salesperson always has just the right spiel. Nicole Mary Scarpone, 26, has the aggressive part down…she needs a bit of work on her spiel. Last Thursday, Nicole forcibly entered an apartment and asked three of the occupants for $10, in exchange for sex.

Actually, she forced her way into the apartment and demanded $100 from the occupants. When they didn’t immediately reach for their wallets, Nicole offered herself, at the unbelievable sale price of $10, to three different men.  I don’t know if she meant $10 each or if she was offering a group rate. Either way, the trio didn’t want what she was selling.

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole…the delivery was all wrong honey. What you should have done was force your way into the apartment, start removing your clothing one article at a time, and then threaten to keep going until paid $10 to stop.

When the police arrived, Mary told them she had provided services at that apartment in the past, but admitted that she wasn’t actually invited that night. She was just looking to make some quick and easy cash. She may have been better off making that cash at home, on her printer.

Nicole Mary Scarpone was booked into Gaston County Jail under a $2,000 bond on charges of first-degree burglary and soliciting prostitution.

Nicole, if you can’t sell that shit for a measly $10, you might want to think about another career…just sayin’.

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  1. CassieMomma
    7:25 am on March 25th, 2009

    Nicole, Nicole, Nicole…the delivery was all wrong honey. What you should have done was force your way into the apartment, start removing your clothing one article at a time, and then threaten to keep going until paid $10 to stop.

    Funny!

  2. Lavonna
    7:27 am on March 25th, 2009

    Nicole, Nicole, Nicole…the delivery was all wrong honey. What you should have done was force your way into the apartment, start removing your clothing one article at a time, and then threaten to keep going until paid $10 to stop.

    ha ha

  3. RunecirE
    8:16 am on March 25th, 2009

    OMFG. UNBELIEVABLE.

    ***what more can I say…oh yeah…***

    bwahahahahahahahaha… :D

  4. 2 boys mom in NC
    8:22 am on March 25th, 2009

    Damn! I swear we ain’t all ho’s in North Carolina!!! (Anybody got a 10 spot, recession and all, ya know?)

  5. Special2bme
    8:29 am on March 25th, 2009

    Nicole, Nicole, Nicole…the delivery was all wrong honey. What you should have done was force your way into the apartment, start removing your clothing one article at a time, and then threaten to keep going until paid $10 to stop.

    LMFAO what more is their to say! Great write up. SJ

  6. thinkstraight
    8:51 am on March 25th, 2009

    Ha Ha. Funny story. But wait, did you say they charged her with Burglary? First degree at that. But why, did she take anything? If I am not mistaken, she should have been charged with some sort of tresspassing violation. Anyway, I always enjoy your writing.

  7. So Jaded
    8:56 am on March 25th, 2009

    Ha Ha. Funny story. But wait, did you say they charged her with Burglary? First degree at that. But why, did she take anything? If I am not mistaken, she should have been charged with some sort of tresspassing violation. Anyway, I always enjoy your writing.

    I have no clue where the burglary charge comes from. I can see them getting her for B & E, but not burglary.

    The only thing she took out of that apartment was her shattered ego. ;)

  8. Zibarro
    10:27 am on March 25th, 2009

    Desperate times call for desperate measures – but DAMN!!

    Was she “tweaking”? Sounds like tweaking to me. $10 bucks will get you a rock – but barely pay for dinner! WTF?

    Great write up SJ. People never cease to f-ing amaze me! lmao

  9. Morticia
    10:37 am on March 25th, 2009

    Nicole, Nicole, Nicole…the delivery was all wrong honey. What you should have done was force your way into the apartment, start removing your clothing one article at a time, and then threaten to keep going until paid $10 to stop.

    Damn! you are brilliant! that right there is a money making idea!

  10. bahaley4e
    11:03 am on March 25th, 2009

    Nicole, Nicole, Nicole…the delivery was all wrong honey. What you should have done was force your way into the apartment, start removing your clothing one article at a time, and then threaten to keep going until paid $10 to stop.

    Haha… thats amazing!

  11. Abroad
    2:01 pm on March 25th, 2009

    The only thing she took out of that apartment was her shattered ego.

    *snort-giggle*

  12. Taz
    3:22 pm on March 25th, 2009

    Nicole, Nicole, Nicole…the delivery was all wrong honey. What you should have done was force your way into the apartment, start removing your clothing one article at a time, and then threaten to keep going until paid $10 to stop.

    LoL, too damn funny S.J., great write up on the story.

  13. Uvgottabkiddin
    9:52 pm on March 25th, 2009

    I have no clue where the burglary charge comes from. I can see them getting her for B & E, but not burglary.

    Burglary (also called breaking and entering) is a crime the essence of which is entry into a building for the purposes of committing an offense. Usually that offense will be theft.

    Can you imagine?

  14. MadeaBecBec
    10:50 pm on March 25th, 2009

    Awww Come on folks, you all know that poor woman ain’t on drugs, she needin’ some groceries…… Gurl’s gotta get her scarp-on!

    Guys should’ve just paid her $10 and let her go, karma, just sayin’……

  15. Pervy Twofer Tuesday #5 - The Dreamin' Demon
    6:38 am on March 31st, 2009

    [...] to one year in jail and ordered to pay a $500 fine. Shit, he could’ve saved $490 and had Nicole Scarpone for $10. Loser. Nashville, Tennessee–Just when I think I’ve heard it all, along comes [...]

  16. knotme
    7:40 am on March 31st, 2009

    Poor thang… now she’s being charged…. ain’t life a bitch!

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