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Pervy Twofer Tuesday #4

March 24, 2009 by Jaded  

Filed under: Crime, Mugshot, Public Indecency 

Andrew Thomas Sweet and Joey Lehrman

Andrew Thomas Sweet and Joey Lehrman

Welcome to the latest edition of Pervy Twofer Tuesday, Demonites and Denizens. Today, we have Andrew Sweet and Joey Lehrman. Andrew is all about consistency, Wednesdays, and a room with a view. Joey Lehrman is totally into education and skin care.

New Orleans, LA–Joey Lehrman, 22, is was an English teacher at L.W. Higgins High School. Last Wednesday, at about 8:00 a.m., three students and a substitute teacher glanced through the window of a classroom door and witnessed Lehrman strokin’ his poker.

At first, Lehrman denied torquing the turtle. He told officers that he is suffering from a medical condition and the application of lotion was necessary. Eyebrows were raised and eyeballs were rolling at that pitiful excuse. Eventually, Lehrman admitted to jerkin’ the gherkin right there in the classroom.

Joey Lehrman was suspended without pay, booked with obscenity, and hauled off to the slammer. He was released from custody Thursday on $5,000 bond.

Colusa County, CA–Andrew Thomas Sweet, 31, is a creature of habit. Over the past several weeks, neighbors have witnessed Sweet milking the one-eyed snake while standing in front of a window at his home. But…only on Wednesdays.

A sting operation was set up. Some poor schmuck undercover officer had to be stationed outside of Sweet’s house with a camcorder, waiting for the show to commence. Sweet didn’t disappoint.

At first, authorities were confused…what was it about Wednesdays that drove Sweet to wring his weasel so faithfully? Sweet’s wife offered up a clue; she wasn’t home on Wednesdays.

In a weird, weird twist, one neighbor says that Sweet wasn’t the first Sweet to be caught publicly whipping his dripper at that address. Years ago, his uncle was arrested for doing the same damn thing in the same damn house. WTH?

Andrew Thomas Sweet was arrested and charged with four counts of misdemeanor public exposure. He quickly made the $500 bail and is probably making plans to move out of town now. Back in 2001, Sweet pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of engaging in lewd acts.

But wait! There’s more! For your viewing enjoyment…..

Thanks go to UnamusedCat for posting these wankers in the forums.

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  1. bahaley4e
    6:20 am on March 24th, 2009

    Lehrman strokin’ his poker.

    torquing the turtle.

    Sweet milking the one-eyed snake

    whipping his dripper

    :) LMFAO So Jaded…great write up! I think I may have just peed myself. My co-workers think im Special (with a capital S) for laughing at my computer to myself. Looooove the creativity! And good to hear (for once) that no one was injured in this one!

  2. CassieMomma
    7:42 am on March 24th, 2009

    ok, first guy you just can’t wait till you get home….in front of kids…….seriously!

    Second guy….maybe there is a Jack off ghost that possesses men in the family to jack off in public view. I think that’s a good explanation.

  3. Special2bme
    7:55 am on March 24th, 2009

    Wasn’t there another write up about a guy that did also on Wed. or was that another night. Damn confusing when we have so many that like to play as you say with there snake/weasel’s and be an exhibitionist showing it to everyone! WTF can’t they just get themselves a damn camcorder and taking videos of themselves. FUCKING PERVS!

  4. knotme
    9:29 am on March 24th, 2009

    cause who in the Hell can possibly have a logical explanation for this crap.

  5. Janelle
    11:02 am on March 24th, 2009

    New Orleans, LA–Joey Lehrman, 22, is was an English teacher at L.W. Higgins High School. Last Wednesday, at about 8:00 a.m., three students and a substitute teacher glanced through the window of a classroom door and witnessed Lehrman strokin’ his poker.

    Colusa County, CA–Andrew Thomas Sweet, 31, is a creature of habit. Over the past several weeks, neighbors have witnessed Sweet milking the one-eyed snake while standing in front of a window at his home. But…only on Wednesdays.

    In a weird, weird twist, one neighbor says that Sweet wasn’t the first Sweet to be caught publicly whipping his dripper at that address. Years ago, his uncle was arrested for doing the same damn thing in the same damn house. WTH?

    That woman in the video is on to something. . . . . this is obviously some strange, rare, twisted, genetic disorder. . . . . these guys need to be studied (on Wednesdays, of course) by scientists until the come up with a cure, or maybe a vaccine!

  6. Kalehue
    11:52 am on March 24th, 2009

    A sting operation was set up. Some poor schmuck undercover officer had to be stationed outside of Sweet’s house with a camcorder, waiting for the show to commence. Sweet didn’t disappoint.

    LOL at the poor schumuck…er…undercover officer waiting for the show to commence.

    How pathethic these two are. Especially the sicko that decided to do this in front of children. Ugh.

  7. absinthe
    1:43 am on March 25th, 2009

    Second guy….maybe there is a Jack off ghost that possesses men in the family to jack off in public view. I think that’s a good explanation.

    Paranormal State needs to get on this case!

  8. jenjen0135
    8:12 am on March 25th, 2009

    Blech. That’s all I can think of for these two. Gotta get somebody to look at it I suppose.

    Another name?

    WEED-WHACKERS!

  9. mominAZ
    6:12 pm on March 25th, 2009

    Joey–at least go into the faculty bathroom and into a private stall if you can’t wait to release!
    Andrew–shut the fuckin curtain, you idiot!

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