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It’s Not Fun To Steal From Nunn!

March 23, 2009 by FlamingFox  

Filed under: Burglary, Crime, Mugshot 

Larry Nunn

Larry Nunn

Tulsa, OK- The tough looking gentleman pictured above is my new hero of the week and he may soon become yours. After Larry Nunn’s apartment had been broken into last Thursday, he decided to stay home from work on FridayFriday reviewsFriday reviews and keep an eye on things. Just as he predicted, the rapacious thief returned.

When Nunn heard a knock on the door Friday, he decided not to answer. He then heard someone knocking on his windows, and, armed with a kitchen knife, he hid  inside a bathroom. A short time later, he heard a window shatter and Nunn burst out of the bathroom to catch an intruder, who was also carrying a knife, searching his bedroom.

Nunn fought with the intruder and stabbed him in the cheek. The two men continued to scuffle until the intruder shoved Nunn into an open closet, dove back out of the broken window, and ran away. “Instinct took over,”Nunn said. “It was a nervous deal. This guy had a knife in his hand. It could have been my life.” Yes, it could have and I am so relieved that it was not the outcome of this story.

The man, who police identified as Timothy Wayne Alexander, was found at an apartment building about a block away, where he was arrested. Although the attack was traumatic, Nunn, 34, said it doesn’t spoil his impressions about Tulsa which he recently moved to from St. Louis about six months ago. “What is does tell me is that crime is everywhere, regardless of where you go,” he said. “I’m glad that he’s behind bars.” I am too and, this time, lets hope this career criminal stays behind them long enough to earn a special nickname from his cellmates. Something like… ”TWA…Tight. WetWET reviewsWET reviews. Asshole.”

Timothy Wayne Alexander

Timothy Wayne Alexander

AlexanderAlexander reviewsAlexander reviews was taken by ambulance *snicker* to a hospital, where he was treated for stab wounds. He was later booked into the Tulsa Jail on a first-degree burglary complaint after a prior felony. This worthless scumbag has a history of criminal activity, including charges of concealing stolen property, violating a protective order and domestic abuse. His bail was set at $40,000 Friday night.

Thanks to Undeniable Truth who has this in the forums.

Comments

16 Comments on "It’s Not Fun To Steal From Nunn!" make up the 115,858 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. Cassandra
    1:02 am on March 23rd, 2009

    Go Larry!

  2. knotme
    4:45 am on March 23rd, 2009

    Hot Damn! Larry, you are just awesome!

  3. bahaley4e
    6:14 am on March 23rd, 2009

    Ya gatta do what ya gata do! :) Id imagine that there was a lot of adrenaline running through Mr. Larry during this…..

  4. Dakota Valkyrie
    7:40 am on March 23rd, 2009

    Larry should just put a copy of TWA’s mug in his window with the message “Premises Protected by Owner” on it.

  5. dammitall
    8:56 am on March 23rd, 2009

    Dude looks like he’s been through a garbage disposal.

  6. biteme
    9:10 am on March 23rd, 2009

    Larry should just put a copy of TWA’s mug in his window with the message “Premises Protected by Owner” on it.

    Not a bad Idea, maybe I’ll put it in my window
    LOL

  7. 2 boys mom in NC
    9:22 am on March 23rd, 2009

    Have to add Larry to our “I heart Jim!” tee shirts!

  8. Lavonna
    10:01 am on March 23rd, 2009

    Good job Larry. I love reading these kind of stories, get tired of the child molestion and killings..

    Way to kick some ass! Love it

  9. Uvgottabkiddin
    11:52 am on March 23rd, 2009

    YAY! Larry handed TWA’s ass to him!! He got FOLKED up!

  10. MadeaBecBec
    12:33 pm on March 23rd, 2009

    YeeHeeHeeHawHaw! You rock Larry Nunn! You gave back to Timmy, some of what he’s been giving! WTWA (way to whoop ass or whooped on Timmy Wayne Alexander)

    Now, here’s to hoping Ol’ TWA is scarred & skeered for life!

  11. CassieMomma
    12:54 pm on March 23rd, 2009

    God could you imagine how scared he must of been just waiting and then at the exact moment just busting down the door……..wheww that take some balls! Good for him to get the crook behind bars!

  12. Zibarro
    12:57 pm on March 23rd, 2009

    Another idea for the window poster:

    “You don’t want Nunn of this!”

    I love this guy! He’s got big balls – and I am partial to big balls :P

  13. Deety
    11:08 pm on March 23rd, 2009

    “I’m glad that he’s behind bars.” I am too and, this time, lets hope this career criminal stays behind them long enough to earn a special nickname from his cellmates. Something like… ”TWA…Tight. Wet. Asshole.”

    Rape is an appropriate punishment for burglary? If a woman breaks into a house to steal stuff, do you think a man should rape her in the ass? That’s justice?!?

  14. pookietron5000
    4:51 am on March 24th, 2009

    Hey from Australia. Been reading for a few months. Like the site, enjoy the humour, etc etc. However, I agree with Deety. I have noticed a tendency on this site in both the ‘article’ and comment sections to ‘get ‘em incarcerated, and then a wish that their rape their assess be raped/they be sexually/physically molest/assault. I find this attitude disturbing and disgusting. 1 – It is a fact that innocent people are jailed. 2 – WTF!!! Seriously…you are a thief/dealer/murderer/rapist/possibly innocent of any crime, therefore you go to jail where, according to the majority opinion on this site it is a given, in fact DESIRED, that you be raped, and assaulted. I know what I find most disgusting and disturbing. Hint: it is not the incarcerated.

  15. Abroad
    1:17 pm on March 24th, 2009

    “You don’t want Nunn of this!”

    Funny!

  16. Sir Geoff
    4:05 pm on March 25th, 2009

    Kick @ss, Larry!!

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