Cynthia Kinsey Is Gonna Make You Hurl!
March 20, 2009 by FlamingFox
Cynthia Kinsey
Springdale, AR- Attention Denziens! Are any of you in search for a reliable babysitter for your kiddies so you can enjoy a night out away from the daily chaos and the insurmountable list of household chores? Well, if any of you are, you better make sure you perform a thorough search on the potential babysitter, especially if you live in Arkansas. A 28-year old babysitter named Cynthia Kinsey lives there and, boy, does she give a whole new meaning to the word, ‘Playtime’.
First off, I want you take a good look at the mugshot above. Isn’t she a beauty? Notice her wittle piggy nose, slightly crossed-eyed stare, and those, “I’ve been a very bad-girl”pouty lips. Now close your eyes and imagine all 196 lbs. of this lovely creature completely naked. It’s disgusting, I know, but do it to humor me. Got the image? Now imagine this naked beast sitting in a room fingering her crabby-patty as she engages in sex over the internet with other naked men via web-cam. Oh, and this is all happening while she is babysitting your children. Yeah, you get the picture. Feel free to take a few moments to vomit if necessary.
Cynthia Kinsey was arrested on MarchMarch reviews
17, 2009 after police officers received information that she was having internet sex in front of six children. A 12 and a 13-year-old told police while KinseyKinsey reviews
was babysitting them, they saw her having naked sex chats with men over the internet. The kids said Kinsey would call them into her room while she played with her puter-cooter in front of a web-cam and they also saw men on the computer screen exposing and pleasing themselves while chatting with her. Kinsey would ask the kids to type on the keyboard with men, while she continued to probe her noodle-poodle. According to the 12 and 13 year old, other children were also in the room while this was going on, including a 5-year old, a 7-year old, an 8-year old and a 1-year old. I feel so bad for these children and the parents who placed their trust in this revolting cybersex nympho. This entire idea of this disgusting whale sitting naked in front of children as she is disc-jockeying her meat-wallet just blows me away. The best way I can sum this story up is to quote one of the comments left in the forums by our dear friend MichealJCheaney which was, “Ewwww. Just. ewww. Christ with a face like that she could turn a dildo off…… “
In the interview after her arrest, Kinsey admitted to everything the children reported. She is charged with sexual indecency with a child and her bond was set at $10,000. Kinsey bonded out of the Washington County jail last Wednesday night and is expected in court on April 17, 2009.
Thanks to Special2bme who has this in our forums.
2:06 am on March 20th, 2009
You missed something big, Foxy – this chick completely destroys what should be our positive associations between the name “Kinsey” and the act that is “sex.” Dammit!
2:14 am on March 20th, 2009
She outweighs that fucking scale. I was too busy trying to fit in all my cooter comments. I only have so much I can fit into one story, geesh!
2:31 am on March 20th, 2009
ugggghhhh!!!! i mean seriously.. ugghhhhhhh 1. nasty bitch! 2. WTF??? a one year old? let alone the other children.. god lord! she is a sick fucking nasty ass bitch! these poor children are going to be scared for life for many a reason!!!!!!!!!! i surely hope she isn’t aloud near a computer EVER again let alone a web cam.. uggghhhhh
2:43 am on March 20th, 2009
Big Girls need lovin’ too!
2:49 am on March 20th, 2009
Just kiddin’….. I had to *gaggle* for a minute, not at the story itself but at all the “twiddles” references!
WTG! FF!
Seriously, though, that is mentally scarring for those older children, the younger ones may actually forget (or block it out) Poor Kiddos, I bet they need plenty of counseling, and LardAsterpiece needs to be the one that pays for said counseling….
I wonder if she was drinking Niagra……
2:50 am on March 20th, 2009
why niagra?
2:50 am on March 20th, 2009
Those poor, poor children. I only hope they can live out their days without revisiting that awful scene during every waking moment. Personally, I would rather take a spork to the eye than to witness even one second of that vomit fest.
4:50 am on March 20th, 2009
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=454428552
Here’s the cows myspace.
5:03 am on March 20th, 2009
LMAO – she has all of “2″ friends – and one of them is Tom! Wonder what pig trough she got her cam buddies from?
This is just too disgusting. I gotta stop reading this shit this early…lol. It’s really fucking with my day!
Although I think you meant “scarred” – you really hit the nail on the head anyway! If I had to watch that fat, ugly pig pleasure herself like that – it would scare me for life too! LOL Scared and Scarred.
Great write up FF. Love all the different “cooter” references. Priceless!
6:30 am on March 20th, 2009
That family she abused is going to have to be as close knit as ever now!
7:24 am on March 20th, 2009
1) I think I did vomit in my mouth a lil bit.
2) Flaming, thank you so much for the vocabulary lesson! I have never seen so many clever descriptions of a vajayjay in one reading. That was awesome!
7:39 am on March 20th, 2009
crabby-patty! puter-cooter ! noodle-poodle! meat-wallet!
You guys are too much! I love it!
8:31 am on March 20th, 2009
Flame, first off, thanks for FP’ing her, she more than deserves it!
And like I said in the forums, She is a pedophile plain and simple and she sexually molested these poor children. No if and or buts about it.
She is a skanky cunt and deserves to die, but I guess a long prison term will have to do.
And the men on the other end? I hope the FBI or LE or whatever can track them down and charge them with molestation too. They knew there were children in the room, they could see them on the webcam and still continued!!
I hate pedo’s and think they all should be killed!!
9:13 am on March 20th, 2009
OMG ! If I do not laugh myself into a coma I will vomit till I pass out!
Great cooter comments LOL
But the whole thing is just EEEEEWWWWWW
The mental picture will require agressive scrubbing with bleach and steel wool to remove.
Heading to Wal-Mart to fetch brain cleaning supplies……..thanks EEEWWWWWWW
9:16 am on March 20th, 2009
WTF? These crimes are getting weirder by the freaking day!
That’s just nasty…. cyber sex is supposed to be private
9:33 am on March 20th, 2009
The headline that she was going to make me hurl was perfect – just with her picture alone I was ready to, then I read the article – that clinched it. And my boss wonders why I’m so choosy about who watches my kids. Imagine if someone reading the article and recognizing her from watching their kids in the past – scary!!!
9:48 am on March 20th, 2009
Cynthia Kinsey is a BBW without the Beautiful. Barf!
10:01 am on March 20th, 2009
Supposedly, it makes women, uncontrollably “horny” and it appears she was out of control…….. Honestly though I don’t think a highly caffienated beverage made her do her nastiness in front of children and computer cams, she was a TardTwat long before….
I do wonder if she will have to register as a sex offender, if convicted. I sure hope so…
Hey TardTwat, was the sexual gratification worth losing your income, the small amount of self-esteem (if you had any) and giving the kiddos nightmares? Made your parents really proud, huh?
10:08 am on March 20th, 2009
Mmmm… Gurl, you know that’s right….
Her myspace says she’s married…. WTH??? Ghost hubby???
10:12 am on March 20th, 2009
Big “Barfable” Woman~ Hehehe… you got THAT right! Thx Boilly!
Just so —- ewwwww.
10:45 am on March 20th, 2009
Seems kind of nutty like she wanted to get cought, a 12, 13, 8, 7, 5 year old are going to tell, they probably couldn’t wait to tell their parents.
At least she left the poodle out and peanut butter in the fridge
12:23 pm on March 20th, 2009
Yeah seriously. Maybe she was just celebrating St. Patty’s Day
12:43 pm on March 20th, 2009
Ah yes… Im pretty sure that DD outdoes my vomit count tenfold my morning sickness. Thank you.. you sick bastards! lol
and my word to the wise.. Ruebens dont taste very good the second time around. I really hope someone feels bad for me… cuz that was nasty. I’ll be cleaning 1000 island dressing off my shirt all day now. Thanks a lot!
12:59 pm on March 20th, 2009
Cynthia Kinsey Is Gonna Make You Hurl!
Stop whining. You were warned.
1:07 pm on March 20th, 2009
Oh have some sympathy for shits sake!
1:18 pm on March 20th, 2009
Hey, i’m bigger than her, doesn’t mean i’m a bitch.
1:26 pm on March 20th, 2009
She looks exactly what I imagine the devil looks like. She scares me a lil bit.
2:48 pm on March 20th, 2009
Any idea whether she is a relation or not? Could we find out?
2:50 pm on March 20th, 2009
Her MySpace says she has 3 kids….so what do you want to bet 3 of those kids mentioned are hers and those 3 kids are still in the home with her….
6:42 pm on March 20th, 2009
She sure is popular, lol. Man, DD really did a number this week on my already weak stomach…Thanks for testing my gag reflexes
7:36 am on March 21st, 2009
Fox i love your choice of words this nasty bitch i would think couldnt get a dog to fuk her. as for as for what she did that is pitiful infront of kids,WTF she should be made to do that in front of 150 inmate,Male that is, in person in 1 jail cell,then MAYBE and thats just a MAYBE she mite get some dick,she a nasty ass skank,i would not let my dog fuk that.
12:43 am on March 22nd, 2009
Her face skeers me ~ Holy Toad.
First things first Throw the desk Chair and Keyboard Away ……… O
Sterilize the entire house ……..with Bleach and cootie killer
Get the kids together and make them watch Merry Poppins or something
Get them counseling ~ then Sue the Bitch … Civil Suit
I am sure the family could rack up a Ton of charges … that would Stick
*** no pun intended ……..
Think of all the POS’s she was online with and those kids live on the Cam back to those freakin scum bags … Can we say the kids are at risk ..UM Yeah I would say.
Hell I would want to move. Who knows how many Freaks she gave the house address out to. I would make sure she never ever is near any children ever again.
Her myspace says she married with 3 kids of her own .. HOW the hell can she have 3 kids and be babysitting at another house ? Maybe she has 3 kids in the system ?
Put her away … 3 squares, a cot and a cell mate named Burtha. Get her off the street.
7:45 am on March 22nd, 2009
Disgusting as Hell… no doubt about it. What is making me laugh my ass off is “cooter-pooter”…. Gawd, you are truly gifted!!!
5:52 pm on March 22nd, 2009
A sign that things are beyond fucked up. I was thankful she didn’t actually “do” something to the kids physically. Jesus! That is sick. That shit has gotten soooooo bad.
What a disgusting bitch to do this in front of children.
10:15 pm on March 22nd, 2009
would you leave your children with anyone with that “I just ain’t right” look in their face? nope and unfortunately the 13 12 8 and 7 year year olds all will be spending the rest of their lives wanting to be men and only loving men,cant say I blame them its the only way out.
11:00 pm on March 22nd, 2009
LMAO too, steed!
Reminds me of the ending credits of Grumpy Old Men . . .
btw – myspace messages can still be posted by clicking “videos.” This heifer HAS to have been on some other sites somewhere though.
4:32 am on March 23rd, 2009
Video added.
10:19 pm on October 19th, 2009
What person in their right mind would let this fugly bitch babysit their children? One look at her and one has to ask themselves…Is a Night out REALLLLY that important? Did some one recommend her??? I doubt it. Honest to God…would’nt you wonder at first sight of her…what rock did you crawl out from under?…Come on folks…We Can Do Better.
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