Cynthia Kinsey Is Gonna Make You Hurl!

March 20, 2009 at 1:12 am by FlamingFox  

Cynthia Kinsey

Springdale, AR- Attention Denziens! Are any of you in search for a reliable babysitter for your kiddies so you can enjoy a night out away from the daily chaos and the insurmountable list of household chores? Well, if any of you are, you better make sure you perform a thorough search on the potential babysitter, especially if you live in Arkansas. A 28-year old babysitter named Cynthia Kinsey lives there and, boy, does she give a whole new meaning to the word, ‘Playtime’.

First off, I want you take a good look at the mugshot above. Isn’t she a beauty? Notice her wittle piggy nose, slightly crossed-eyed stare, and those, “I’ve been a very bad-girl”pouty lips. Now close your eyes and imagine all 196 lbs. of this lovely creature completely naked. It’s disgusting, I know, but do it to humor me. Got the image? Now imagine this naked beast sitting in a room fingering her crabby-patty as she engages in sex over the internet with other naked men via web-cam. Oh, and this is all happening while she is babysitting your children. Yeah, you get the picture. Feel free to take a few moments to vomit if necessary.

Cynthia Kinsey was arrested on March 17, 2009 after police officers received information that she was having internet sex in front of six children. A 12 and a 13-year-old told police while Kinsey was babysitting them, they saw her having naked sex chats with men over the internet. The kids said Kinsey would call them into her room while she played with her puter-cooter in front of a web-cam and they also saw men on the computer screen exposing and pleasing themselves while chatting with her. Kinsey would ask the kids to type on the keyboard with men, while she continued to probe her noodle-poodle. According to the 12 and 13 year old, other children were also in the room while this was going on, including a 5-year old, a 7-year old, an 8-year old and a 1-year old. I feel so bad for these children and the parents who placed their trust in this revolting cybersex nympho.  This entire idea of this disgusting whale sitting naked in front of children as she is disc-jockeying her meat-wallet  just blows me away. The best way I can sum this story up is to quote one of the comments left in the forums by our dear friend MichealJCheaney which was, “Ewwww. Just. ewww. Christ with a face like that she could turn a dildo off…… “

In the interview after her arrest, Kinsey admitted to everything the children reported. She is charged with sexual indecency with a child and her bond was set at $10,000. Kinsey bonded out of the Washington County jail last Wednesday night and is expected in court on April 17, 2009.

Thanks to Special2bme who has this in our forums.