Michelle Owen Likes It RRRRUFF
March 19, 2009 by Jaded
Michelle J. Owen (MyspaceMySpace
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Whiteland, IN–Michelle Owen is a special kind of stupid. She’sShe reviews
sitting in jail for public intoxication, which was in violation of her probation from an earlier DUI charge, and she requested to speak to an officer. She tells the officer that, before she landed her ass in jail, she was going through the search history on her laptop and noticed some of the results may have been related to child pornography. She asked if the PD could search her laptop for any child porn that her ex-boyfriend may have downloaded. You see, Michelle is in a custody dispute with the ex and thought she would report his suspected illegal activity. Michelle signed a consent to search form and arranged for the laptop to be dropped off at the police department.
Michelle, obviously lacking in brain cells, forgot about a couple of videos she had uploaded. Videos of her and her dog, Toby…and they weren’t playing fetch.
The forensic examiner began the search of the computer’s hard drive. He came across a couple of video files in the recycle bin.
The first video file was 31 seconds in length. It showed Michelle, completely nekkid, and walking away from the camera to a bed with a dog on it. Michelle laid down next to the dog. At this point, Michelle’s boyfriend at the time, Heath Pierle, entered the frame. He rubbed a substance on Michelle’s vagina. Michelle then reached for a jar, scooped something out of it, (peanut butter, perhaps?) and rubbed it on her vagina…then called for the dog, Toby. Well, I think we all know what happened next. Michelle could be seen smiling as the video came to an end.
The second video was 1 minute, 11 seconds in length. Once again, Michelle is nekkid and calling for Toby. This time though, Michelle doesn’t have any peanut butter, so after just a few seconds of licking, the dog lost interest and walked away. Michelle is viewed enjoying herself and a fine cigarette for the rest of the video.
The detective went back to Michelle and told her that he had found some of the files she had been referring to, and also informed her that he had found some video files with her in them. When asked if she knew what those files might be, she said, ‘The one with the dog.’ Bingo! She asked, ‘Am I going to be charged with this?’ Bingo, again! Maybe she’s not as stupid as she looks. Michelle said the videos were just something that she did when she was drunk, she hardly remembered them. She does remember trying to delete them the next day…after she sobered up.
Michelle Owen now faces a felony count of beastiality. When asked if she wanted to withdraw her consent to search, Michelle stated that she didn’t. She wanted the officer to continue to search for any child porn her ex may have downloaded.
I don’t know how old the child in question is, but Kee-Rist! Daddy is possibly searching for child porn and mommy is entertaining herself with the family dog? What kind of household are these people fuckin’ running? Get that kid outta there!
And Michelle, these four little words speak volumes: The. Dog. LostLost reviews
. Interest.
Thanks go to TSG for the police affidavits.
5:27 am on March 19th, 2009
How truly disgusting and YUK
I read this on the smoking gun and I think that she is a DRUNK DISGUSTING PIG and the boyfriend is SICK as well….. That poor dog and also the poor officer that had to write up the report and listen to her and the visual is just making me want to go and throw up real quick…… okay i am back and i will not visualize that seen EVER AGAIN
well in prison i am sure the women will like her…..
5:40 am on March 19th, 2009
My morning coffee is not sitting too well in my gut. I wish you writers weren’t so fucking descriptive sometimes…lol. ~{{{{shuddering violently}}}}~
I’m glad she’s a dumb bitch, tho. Hopefully the child will find a “normal”, (non-dog lusting), loving home to grow up in!
Since you love bestiality so much – I’m sure you’ll just luv, luv, luv what those prison bitches come up with! Have fun, pop-tard!
6:41 am on March 19th, 2009
I learned a new word today! Thanks, SJ!! Well, not so new, just a new definition…
Gaggle: giggle and gag at the same time.
7:16 am on March 19th, 2009
I gotta tell ya…after researching the story and finding out that the dog lost interest, it was all I could do to get the story written! I laughed so hard, I think I dislocated my spleen.
The hiccups have now ceased…but every time I think of the phrase ‘the dog lost interest’, I start laughing all over again.
7:20 am on March 19th, 2009
LOL that was nasty nasty descriptions but was funny how you said ~{{{{shuddering violently}}
That made me want to throw up!!!
7:35 am on March 19th, 2009
I knew a girl who readily admitted to doing this with her dog regularly. Peanut butter, even.
8:18 am on March 19th, 2009
brings a new meaning to the term “lap dog” huh??
8:26 am on March 19th, 2009
***Gaggle***
8:29 am on March 19th, 2009
“The dog lost interest.” Haha!
It’s funny, I used to know this guy who would say, “You’d be surprised how many women have sex with their dogs.” This particular guy was totally disgusting and ridiculous, so it’s actually become sort of an inside joke between my husband and me. Anyway, it really does surprise me when I hear about some nasty bitch who really DOES have sex with her dog. I guess he was right, after all!
8:46 am on March 19th, 2009
Thanks for the mental picture…………………………………..
I must now retire to brillo my brain, must find the bleach……………….
Oh the inhumanity ! ROFLMAO
Please please take the child to a family that understands Dog=pet
not Dog=sex toy. EEEEWWWW
9:10 am on March 19th, 2009
Sick, vile, disgusting and gross! I don’t think I can ever eat peanut butter again.
9:15 am on March 19th, 2009
That kid needs a new home with non-sickos, stat!
9:15 am on March 19th, 2009
GAH!
She would not be able to advertise for the best Dog Show around. If you’re going to go there you might as well charge admission, wear a petticoat and have them jump through hoops in between.
Jesus I’m disappointed in her.
I’ve got a friend who has a large dog that feels a need to stick is nose in my ass crack when ever I walk in the door. My reaction is usually “MIKEY! Get your nose outta my ass!”….not so much “PASS THE JIFFY!”
I’m going to get more coffee….You’re fucking up my morning with this crazy fur-lovers bullshit.
9:24 am on March 19th, 2009
Very funny!!!
In a way I’m thinking, at least she can’t get pregnant with a dog, but on the other hand, IT’S A DOG!!! The poor dog does not deserve this and I hope the SPCA finds a good home for it.
LMAO!!
9:27 am on March 19th, 2009
I wonder where the child(ren) is/are now? Who has custody? Perhaps neither one should until it is determined if he is downloading porn, and if he is, then neither should have custody. She should not have custody of her child(ren) or any pets.
9:31 am on March 19th, 2009
Did she really think the dog would be interested in her peanut butter-less vagina?
Talk about stupid. Anyone remember that dude that wanted a women that would do it with his pit bull? We found his women.
9:41 am on March 19th, 2009
Scum of the earth she is.
10:30 am on March 19th, 2009
Ewww. But let’s look on the bright side, she is a true dog lover!
10:33 am on March 19th, 2009
I have NEVER been that drunk…
10:41 am on March 19th, 2009
its very gross and nauseating but i didn’t know that was a felony! lol
11:07 am on March 19th, 2009
Saw an episode with that theme, want to say it was ER but it wasn’t. Anyhow, the woman comes in with a problem, errrh, she and the dog were going at it, doing the peanut butter thing when the dog I guess got hungry or bored and bit her. Yeah, crazy. I guess that’s the chances you take when you bring a pooch into the bedroom and have it, geez, lets see, be an animal.
Really sick. And her myspace, picture of her with hubs and a baby….very young child….aint’ that sweet, NOT. I hope child is taken way and not returned…seriously,
The only think sweet about this nut is the hoochie with the poochie eating the sweet PB!…yuck!
12:13 pm on March 19th, 2009
Ummm, yeah, ahhh what to say……jeez. I just don’t know. I’m sickened and I need to burn the images out of my head somehow.
12:15 pm on March 19th, 2009
oh SNAP!
12:27 pm on March 19th, 2009
Man, I’ve heard about going to the dogs but really. Are we even sure the ex husband is the one that was looking at kiddy porn?
12:51 pm on March 19th, 2009
Mama, fucking priceless!!!!!
12:59 pm on March 19th, 2009
She’s kind of cute…. In that “bitchy” kind of way! Ugh! WOW! I guess I have read about it all……
ROFL! Thanks So Jaded, Great article! In a gross sorta way! LOL!!
1:02 pm on March 19th, 2009
Ewww… What a stupid and twisted bitch.
1:31 pm on March 19th, 2009
LOL. Love the story. You know what, I would not be surprised if she gets charged for the kiddie porn on her computer also. If she is raping dogs and thought nothing was wrong with that, how does anyone know that she had something to do with the kiddie porn and she is just trying to pin it on her boyfriend for whatever reason?
1:42 pm on March 19th, 2009
great mouth, wouldn’t be surprised if she gets on the talk show circut, bet losers like Nancy Grace would love to have her on. I wouldn’t be surprised if Geraldo hasn’t already contacted her for an up close and personal interview
1:42 pm on March 19th, 2009
She didn’t rape, she tried to seduce unsuccessfully.
Either way they are a classy couple.
1:54 pm on March 19th, 2009
Ok, I’ve been drunk enough to sleep with a hot guy but NEVER a creature of another species. Ewww… Oh and Gaggle is my word of the day! Thanks SJ!
2:37 pm on March 19th, 2009
Damn, Michelle that’s pretty damn bad that you don’t even have what takes to keep a dog happy. You are just a nasty fucking bitch! I feel so sorry for your dog he deserves the cigarette more than you do to get that nasty taste of yours out of his mouth. I hope he gets a new owner that will treat him like a real dog deserves to be treated an with the love he deserves.
3:17 pm on March 19th, 2009
For real! People do some stupid things when drunk…peeing in public, barfing in your hair, but not doin’ it with the family dog and then uploading the vid’s to your computer.
Weird…I always thought you’d have to be butt ugly to settle for sex with a dog, this chick is decent looking, crazy.
4:14 pm on March 19th, 2009
This is beyond disgusting, but the comments it has spawned are most excellent.
5:13 pm on March 19th, 2009
Agree with Shizz. Funny enough this has the potential to be one of those stories you read to your friends while drunk(I personally call then DD’s alcahol tales) and in about 5 hours EVERYONE at the Masquerade will know this story…
5:57 pm on March 19th, 2009
What a sick Twat……I wish the dog would have gotten hungry and just started biting her in her nasty peanutbuttery snatch!
I want to vomit.
5:59 pm on March 19th, 2009
This is a crack up…But I am still grossed out
7:14 pm on March 19th, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
And that was nip/tuck.
8:26 pm on March 19th, 2009
This is my favorite kind of DD story. Public humiliation and nobody really got hurt. Well except for the girl’s ego. I guess the peanut butter covers some foul odor that the dog can’t handle?
This is my favorite write-up of the month, Jaded. Spectacular stuff. Had me laughing, slapping my forehead, hollerin’ for the wife, and telling my dog how lucky she is.
That’s when my wife said, “Why lucky? She would probably LOVE peanut butter”!
What really kills me is the idea that her boyfriend was in on this trick. And how often they must do it to have ever thought to record it once. BLECH!
8:50 pm on March 19th, 2009
What does this say about her?? I’ve seen a dog eat its own fucking turd without peanut butter smeared on it. Now you know that has to be one nasty snatch.
*gaggle*
8:58 pm on March 19th, 2009
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9:14 pm on March 19th, 2009
This is just disgusting…she didn’t mention any of the child porn until NOW that her and her ex are in a custody battle? Shit neither of them deserve custody. At this point Toby has more sense than the two of them. By the way…you commenters on here are way more entertaining then some of the knocked up hormonal broads on the bump.com! I missed you guys and I have a baby on the way, yay!
9:21 pm on March 19th, 2009
Yay baby!! Congrats Sunnie.
9:41 pm on March 19th, 2009
Ugh. Just ugh. We had a girl in high school who would get drunk and do that with her dog at parties, because really, -that’s- how to attract a guy. Everyone called her Oreo (her dog’s name).
10:44 pm on March 19th, 2009
I’m McGruff! I take a bite out of crime, and I fully support this article!
12:06 am on March 20th, 2009
Oh my God, Morbid, that is too fucking funny!
2:34 am on March 20th, 2009
Hilarious, I can’t stop laughin’… Harley,Thanks for helping me with my ab workout!
Great! Just Great! I’ll never get to sleep now! Morbid, my abs and face hurt!
My hubby thinks I’ve lost my mind……. mmmm, maybe I have!
2:40 am on March 20th, 2009
Yeah.. really they do, what a nasty hoe. i mean seriously!!!!
this had me rolling…
it kinda fucked up my night too.. like wow…
that was awesome! seriously. just awesome! god i love photoshop
8:48 am on March 20th, 2009
As disgusting as this is, and I feel tremendous sympathy for the dog, I couldn’t help snortgiggling as I read this in the forums yesterday.
How incredibly stupid do you have to be to be to ask LE to go thru your computer knowing that these were on there. And now to boot, they are probably going to believe she downloaded the kiddie porn, if there is any on there to set up her ex.
Oh, and even though I laughed at this, it’s completely disgusting, no matter how drunk someone gets, you don’t look at the dog and think, “hmmmm, the dog is looking pretty sexy tonight”.
Disgusting cunt.
12:27 am on March 22nd, 2009
omgomgomg OH my GAWD … I had to stop reading this twice .. Omg!
Holy Alpo .. GAH …omg I am so disturbed by reading this .. eWe
I hope the child is removed right away …
I don’t know which is worse her act, her taping it or the Poor Dog being corrupted.
Did someone Remove the Dog from Her Custody ……..?
I think the dog needs a New Home. Geezus
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