Robert Adisano: Wanna See My Pig?
March 16, 2009 by Jaded
Robert Anthony Adisano
Key West, FL–Ladies, it has come to my attention that Robert Anthony Adisano, age 25, is looking for some companionship. Once you get past the hat-hair, the bushy eyebrows, and the goofy grin…you will find a man who is willing to go that extra mile to impress a member of the fairer sex.
Most men, when courting, will come across with some flowers, or chocolates, or maybe even a shiny new bauble. Not our Robert–he’s far too sophisticated to insult a woman’s intelligence with trinkets and such. No, he prefers to wow ‘em with a little animal cruelty.
Last Wednesday, at around 4:00 a.m., Robert was seen dragging a squealing pot-bellied pig down Duval Street. The pig, named HarrietHarriet reviews
, was squealing because Robert was dragging it on it’s back over broken glass. What? You ladies don’t find that impressive? Me either. I’ll take a box of chocolates any day.
When approached by officers, Robert told them, in a vulgar manner, that he was using the bloodied pig to pick up chicks. WitnessesWitnesses reviews told officers they had seen Robert kicking the pig. Harriet later died from internal injuries.
Chuck Best, a spokesman for the Florida Keys Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to AnimalsAnimals reviews
, went to Robert’s home where another pot-bellied pig was found. ‘It was living in deplorable conditions,’ Best said. ‘No food, no water, no shelter — I got covered in blood just getting the animal to the shelter.’ That pig, dubbed SunshineSunshine reviews by shelter workers, had rocks and other debris embedded in it’s flesh. Looks like Robert has tried this ploy before. You’d think he would have come up with a different game plan. The animal was cleaned up, stitched, and given antibiotics. Sunshine is said to be recovering nicely.
Robert Anthony Adisano faces a felony third-degree animal cruelty charge. He is being held in Monroe County Jail on $50,000 bond.
So, Demonites and Denizens, do you have any dating tips for the forlorn and lonely Romeo?
5:25 am on March 16th, 2009
You know something? I don’t like pigs, snakes, spiders or otherwise dangerous or unclean animals; but, it doesn’t give me or anyone else the free licences to humiliate, mistreat and cause physical harm to any living being. God put all creatures on this planet for His own good reason; if human beings feel they are somehow entitled to ‘diss’ The Creator, then go right ahead and get thrown in Hell for killing a pig!
I’m inclined to think some of the “lower life forms” actually have more intelligence than most of us.
7:28 am on March 16th, 2009
I think we all know who the real pig is here, don’t we Robert Adisano?
7:31 am on March 16th, 2009
LOL@ hat hair and bushy eyes and goofy grin..
So Jaded you have a way with words.. Love it
Yes we do
7:41 am on March 16th, 2009
What a pig!!!
7:50 am on March 16th, 2009
What I want to know is where the hell does this guy live that he would think that this would turn a woman on, and by him doing this more than once it would mean that it has more than likely worked in the past right?
Here’s some food for thought: Someone at some point had to say something like “The key to a woman’s heart is through animal abuse.” to him for him to make this leap.
8:10 am on March 16th, 2009
Hes really hamming it up in that pic. Obviously he can not use his personality alone to pick up women – he must be a boar… But seriously, treating a defenseless animal that way is hogwash. I’m just glad a concerned citizen squealed on him.
Sorry I’m an asshole in the morning. Thank God there is no groaning on the front page lol
8:32 am on March 16th, 2009
He needs to suffer very badly, but I don’t think he’s going to live very long now anyway. He chose to hurt, and possibly kill, so he in turn will be hurt, and possibly die. The Lord works in mysterious ways. Oh yes, and there will be blood.
8:41 am on March 16th, 2009
From that mugshot he thinks what he did is no big deal….Sooooo I say send on over MY way, I will give this ass hat a lil female attention. First with crushed glass embedded in his ass, THEN the fun will begin as I put crushed glass up the tip of manhood…where apparently his brain lives, THEN smash said brain member, glass and all with a hammer! THAT would be just punishment.
8:46 am on March 16th, 2009
GAH!
I mean…Hey Baby. I’m looking for a good time. I’ve got a yard full of play pigs for you. Big ones, little ones, ones with curly tails. I was wondering if maybe you and I could get together and shoot the shit. Maybe we could kick a pig or two and snuggle while they squeal. I just bought a bottle of Boone’s Farm in grape and I’m itching to touch your stiff bristly coat.
I’m waiting for you,
Mamma
8:47 am on March 16th, 2009
With that hair, he should try hockey. Chicks like hockey players. It would also give us a chance to see him legally beaten with sticks. I’d pay to see that one.
8:55 am on March 16th, 2009
Unibrow fucktard fuckwit!
I want to kick his Burt from sesame street looking ass.
8:58 am on March 16th, 2009
ooooweeee……i can’t wait….i’ll see you at 5.
9:29 am on March 16th, 2009
Maybe he’s trying to show off how good he is at bringing home the bacon.. Oh baby. Oh baby. How sexy is that animal abuse.
-_-
I really hope that the charges stick in this case. This guy needs a little time out and to lose some money. Maybe it will prove to him that this is a bad idea.
10:02 am on March 16th, 2009
Well maybe Carrie will go out with him! Or kill him.
10:42 am on March 16th, 2009
Good god, and I thought my dating techniques were bad. He may be in luck though, there are a lot of people desperate inside prison, he’ll be a hit!!
On a side note, pigs are actually some of the cleanest animals. They will not eat their food near an area that is dirty etc. The mud rolling is due to the fact they have no sweat glands,thus needing the mud to cool themselves off.
10:46 am on March 16th, 2009
I’ve been doing it all wrong….for me, that’s foreplay.
12:29 pm on March 16th, 2009
Pigs kinda freak me out, but I hear they can be really good pets….so who knows. Regardless this guys is a psycho or something. I just don’t understand why he would want to do that or how does he even think of that. Crazy Mo fo!
12:40 pm on March 16th, 2009
Well, a bloodied pig is one helluva an ice breaker, but pray tell, what was he gonna use for an opening line?
1:21 pm on March 16th, 2009
Sorry guys, I haven’t gotten past the fact that he is 25…and what about that face?
2:00 pm on March 16th, 2009
Two thumbs up for the headline “Wanna See My Pig”.
Two thumbs down to this fucking weirdo.
Let’s strip him down, tie him to a hitch, and drag him down a gravel road.
7:00 pm on March 16th, 2009
Asshat! Nough said!
7:04 pm on March 16th, 2009
Hey now. No need to insult Bert.
9:25 pm on March 16th, 2009
Me too Dakota.
What the hell runs thru peoples minds? Did he really think a poor, bloodied, abused little pig was turn on??
Next time try myspace, they have their own crazies there.
8:34 am on March 17th, 2009
Pot bellied pigs aren’t nasty rodents, they are really intelligent animals. Pretty curious how he came across not one but 2. They aren’t cheap.
Sorry they went to live with mullet one cell
1:44 pm on March 17th, 2009
As an eyewitness to the pig dragging I have a couple things to say about the Associated Press article that this came from.
Here’s a list of inaccuracies:
They were not pot belly pigs but wild boar.
The boar would squeal like crazy whenever people would come near them or pick them up.
There was no broken glass that was added because pulling an uncooperative pig on a leash isn’t very interesting.
The pigs were bloody from the damage caused by each other because they would constantly fight over food.
We were originally told that the pig was euthanized because they didn’t know what to do with it. It had no injuries that would have caused internal bleeding.
These were not clean or friendly animals, they would bite and attack humans and each other.
They were well fed, but as key west spca doesn’t get very many pig abuses, they don’t realize that pigs eat everything they are given in about five minutes. Including an aluminum pan they were being fed out of.
They were to be eaten last friday during a during a bbq.
Finally the pig actually worked pretty well for attracting women, everyone wanted to come over and take pictures with it. Although I don’t agree that he should have paraded dinner down Duval street.
1:59 pm on March 17th, 2009
LOL…This had me in stitches for a second. See all the while my hubby would buy me flowers and whisper sweet nothings in my ear. All he needed were a couple wild boars and it would have been a done deal!
2:07 pm on March 17th, 2009
@ Phobophob3
Welcome to the D’D and thank you for the eye-witness account. You seem well informed about the pigs and their situation and intended fate. Can you tell us what your relationship with the accused is?
2:15 pm on March 17th, 2009
He’s a friend of a friend, I met him once last October and I hadn’t seen him again till earlier last week.
2:24 pm on March 17th, 2009
You were invited to the BarBQ?
2:28 pm on March 17th, 2009
I wasn’t going to be in the keys, during the barbq, but if I was in the keys, yeah I was invited.
2:32 pm on March 17th, 2009
So, wait – these boars were mean beasts who would attack humans… but he was allowing people to get close to take pictures?
I’m afraid your friend of a friend is still a douchewaffle, sir.
2:36 pm on March 17th, 2009
douchebag was the word I used, but that doesn’t mean he deserves 10 years in jail. Overnight would have been just fine.
2:44 pm on March 17th, 2009
Neh, 10 years sounds good to me. As you stated the were wild boar, not pets and he was terrorizing them.
3:26 pm on March 17th, 2009
I think 10 years in jail is way too much, even if everything in this story was true. Not that I condone animal cruelty, but it’s an animal. We kill them and eat them. Being unnecessarily mean to them is uncool, but 10 years is too steep. Fine this asshole heavily and give him probation or deferred sentencing.
3:34 pm on March 17th, 2009
I’m sorry Athena, I love you and have the utmost respect for you, but I’m going to have to disagree with you.
Animals have feelings, and animals understand love. I truly believe that. My cat (I’m not kidding) gives me a hug when I get home from work eveyday. They are just as helpless and defenseless as the children who we read about getting tortured everyday. Plus animals are usually a part of the family, and are usually treated as such. If someone was to torture my “little man” I would be devastated and would want them to pay dearly.
If the penalties for animal cruelty were steeper I think there would be less of it. People know they may only face a fine and some probabtion. That’s really nothing if you think about it.
3:40 pm on March 17th, 2009
I respectfully disagree. There needs to be harsher punishment (other than probation and fines) for animal cruelty, period. They are no different from children or the elderly who cannot defend themselves. They FEEL, they hurt, they love and they are helpless in our hands. The fact that they are animals doesn’t make them less than…sadly sometimes I think it makes them more than; the way people treat each other.
3:48 pm on March 17th, 2009
I understand what you’re getting at, ladies, but for as long as I eat meat and know what that entails, I can’t support sending a guy up the river for abusing the same animal another guy can legally butcher live. That strikes me as ridiculously hypocritical.
3:56 pm on March 17th, 2009
Warning!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDIaM03Fe0M
violent video of hog hunting using dogs
I think the problem here is the definition of animal cruelty, these are feral hogs who are often hunted by dogs (as Robert’s were) who as you can see in the video really tear into the boar.
Robert could not possibly have terrorized these hogs as much as during their capture. He wasn’t the type of psycho animal abuser who kicks and beats on his dogs. He did however attempt to take a wild animal for a walk as if it were domesticated. when it did not want to cooperate it started to squeal. It was not cruel just drunken stupidity, and he should be punished as such.
3:57 pm on March 17th, 2009
I happen to be a friggin animal lover and I totally agree with her. 10 years? Our prisons are overcrowded and people who commit violent crimes against human beings often dont face that much time.
3:59 pm on March 17th, 2009
I eat meat, but it is already butchered…hypocritical? Sure…first to admit it, if I had to secure my own meat, I would be a vegetarian so fast anyone’s head would spin. However, a butcher is different from someone just being cruel and torturing an animal. I know all butchering isn’t humane and is downright cruel and I don’t agree with that either….while I understand that the our food source animals have to die for us to have meat, I don’t condone it being done inhumanely and when I have a target for my anger I want them to answer for that cruelty.
4:19 pm on March 17th, 2009
Great point!!! *standing up and applauding*
4:21 pm on March 17th, 2009
To me buying meat that has been slaughtered for consumption is far different than hurting for shear pleasure. Now, if anyone dragged my dog Ozzy on his belly and hurt him to the point that it caused it’s death, I would hunt you down just as bad as if you were to hurt and injure one of my family members.
Years back, before we had a family pet, I would wonder why people would cry and go insane if their pet were harmed or killed. Not only after having our first family dog,and it got injured, did I understand why people acted that way.
They become nothing less than a family member. When it’s done for consumption, I don’t have a problem with it. When it’s done for the shear pleasure of torturing a living creature, that is where I have a problem.
4:53 pm on March 17th, 2009
I said I wanted him to get 10 years, and I admit that, I will also admit that is too much time, my point of contention here is animal cruelty should be met with more than a fine and slap on the wrist. Go into the den and read some of the shit being done. There are kids who broke in to an animal shelter for the sole purpose of stealing puppies and killing one of them by throwing it off a bridge, another couple guys lit a puppy on fire. THIS type of cruelty needs to be met with harsh punishment. WE have to be the voice for the ones who can’t speak for themselves.
Yes they are and God himself would weep for what I would do to anyone who hurt one of my babies in this manner.
If what you say is true, he is an idiot but it doesn’t deserve that kind of time, I don’t think he should have tried to keep them though. Also thanks for the warning on the vid.
4:53 pm on March 17th, 2009
Someone needs to explain to me how this dude got 5 years for half a dozen rapes and this other guy got 10 years for dragging a pig?
talk about a broken justice system
4:56 pm on March 17th, 2009
seems I misunderstood thought he got 10 years
5:30 pm on March 17th, 2009
Yeah he is looking at up to 10 years in jail and a 20,000 dollar fine, I agree that the people who light puppies on fire and throw them off bridges deserve some serious time in jail.
However Robert currently has a $50,000 bond which is ridiculous, as many people have said it is higher than the bond of some rapes and murders. I feel bad for Robert because the newspapers have been portraying him as a psycho animal torturer, which biases the opinion of possible jurors in his case.
5:35 pm on March 17th, 2009
Yeah, I just can’t understand the mentality that enables the people to DO stuff like this!!
But can’t the defense prove how vicious boars are and the one was injured fighting with the other? Also, how do wild boars relate to each other? Same sex, different sex? Loners, etc. I mean, animal lover and all but I still know wild boars are very dangerous. They do also eat about anything.
5:53 pm on March 17th, 2009
I believe both of them were female but I’m not 100% sure. They were relatively calm until it came time to eat then they would both fight over the food. I also noticed that one of them was trying to dig out of the cage with its snout, this might explain why the spca said there were rocks in its flesh.
6:18 pm on March 17th, 2009
That makes sense then, I could see them trying to dig out (hell dogs do that!) and them fighting over food, in the wild I am sure they have to fight for full little bellies, the stronger gets the pie I guess??
6:38 pm on March 17th, 2009
I found this creepy but interesting article on Florida wild hogs
http://www.sptimes.com/2006/05/07/Floridian/Hog_wild.shtml
Still seems to me that this asspuppet had no business housing a wild hog much less trying to walk it down the street. I believe he needs to be punished for his stupidity but the prison time seems excessive…but I liked the thought of someone saying squeal like a pig! while I was reading this article.
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