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Stephanie Lighten Really Wants A Baby

March 14, 2009 at 12:02 pm by  

Stephanie Lighten Really Wants A Baby

Stephanie Lighten (Myspace)

Pittsfield, MA–Stephanie Lighten has a recipe for makin’ babies. The ingredients; some borrowed sperm, turkey baster, ice pack, and a willing participant. Directions; put borrowed sperm into turkey baster, insert into willing participant, sit back and wait for results. Simple.

While Stephanie had the first three, she was lacking in the most important ingredient…a willing participant.

Stephanie want a baby. More specifically, she wants her wife, Jennifer Lighten, to bear that child. She has been talking about impregnating her wife for quite some time now. Her pleas fell upon deaf ears…Jennifer doesn’t want to get pregnant. What’s a wife to do?

Stephanie ‘borrowed’ some semen from her brother. How she acquired that semen is unknown, and I, for one, prefer to keep it that way. According to Jennifer, Stephanie returned to their apartment ‘all liquored up.’ She threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes, and threatened to impregnate her. Stephanie had her brother’s sperm and a large syringe with a catheter tip. Jennifer expressed her hesitancy to go along with that plan, and ran into the bathroom and locked the door.

Her escape plan was foiled when Stephanie broke down the door. When Stephanie retreated to the kitchen to retrieve an ice pack, Jennifer bolted out the front door and attempted to flee the scene in the couple’s SUV. Stephanie was right on her heels; she jumped onto the side of the vehicle, swung the door open, and made Jennifer stop.

Stephanie Lighten, 26, was arrested at the scene on Tuesday. Police confiscated the container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally used to hold the semen. The squirt belonged to Nicholas Lighten, Stephanie’s brother. Also confiscated was a large syringe with a catheter tip, still in it’s original packaging.

On Wednesday morning, Stephanie was released on personal recognizance after denying the allegations. Jennifer didn’t want to pursue charges of assault with intent to rape because she didn’t believe Stephanie was going to sexually assault her with the syringe. So, Stephanie is facing charges of domestic assault and battery. Stephanie was ordered to ‘refrain from abuse’ and a pretrial date was set for April 29.

UnamusedCat has this one up in the forums. Thanks UC!

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  • porcelain

    This is pretty creepy shit.

    I don’t blame the woman for not wanting to participate in her baster baby scheme she sounds pretty crazy and baby obsessed.
    Terrifying for the poor woman.
    If anybody came at me with a baster full of baby batter I’d shoot them dead.
    because I don’t want a baby.
    I am surprised the woman didn’t press charges against her.I know I would have.

    And brother’s sperm.. why?
    The brother would be uncle daddy to potential baby.
    Disgusting indeed.

  • Abroad

    If she is that keen, surely she should be the one to go through the pregnancy?

    I realise in that case she would need to get the sperm from somewhere else, but most Lesbians I know have a Gay (male) friend who will oblige in a pinch……

  • MadeaBecBec

    And brother’s sperm.. why?The brother would be uncle daddy to potential baby.Disgusting indeed.

    Not only that, Stephanie would be Aunt Momma…..

    Totally agree, disgusting! If Step wants a baby that bad, she needs to go out and get herself knocked up…… Of course, I pray that never happens, the Good Lord knows she is not capable of raising a child…..Jennifer realizes this fact, obviously!!

  • Abroad

    It occurs to me that using her brother’s sperm for her wife is probably the closest she could get to a combination of her genes with her wife’s…….

    And I too would rather not know how she acquired her brother’s sperm.

  • MadeaBecBec

    Oh and the brother, that bastid is mental, too! I’m trying to keep from imagining how the “baby batter” was retrieved…. Whew! I’m gonna have to go wretch…..

  • granny-g

    Well Okay………..This is just EEEWWWWW. This does sometimes happen when ones parents are way to closely related.
    I just think that a baby concieved by battery with a turkey baster, is well just not a
    good idea.

  • Concerned Citizen

    What the…?! Time to consider a divorce from this crazy bitch!

  • http://www.myspace.com/aurniastar my_2_Cents

    I don’t blame the woman for not wanting to participate in her baster baby scheme she sounds pretty crazy and baby obsessed.Terrifying for the poor woman.If anybody came at me with a baster full of baby batter I’d shoot them dead.because I don’t want a baby.I am surprised the woman didn’t press charges against her.I know I would have.

    BASTER BABY LMaO!!~

  • boilly

    Stephanie Lighten you don’t need a baby. You need therapy, you FREAK. Did you actually think your cunning plan would work?

  • mazzi

    I am no feminist, but does anyone out there think for a second that is this was a man who attempted to impregnate his wife without her consent, he would not be charged with attempted rape? No matter what his wife wanted after the fact.

    This really pisses me off. If it is illegal, it is illegal, and this bitch should be charged. End of discussion.

  • AnnyIrish

    This is totally off topic but regarding mazzi’s comment “I am no feminist”, it’s as though being a feminist is in some way negative. Whether you’re a man or a woman if you believe in social, political, and economic equality of the sexes then you are a feminist. Quite frankly I couldn’t be friends with someone who isn’t.

    Unfortunately, morons like Rush Lymbaugh spewing idiotic comments like “Nazi feminists” have managed to debase the word, but the meaning is still the same. Simply speaking a feminist merely believes that women should be equal to men in all areas of society.

  • BooBoo

    And brother’s sperm.. why?The brother would be uncle daddy to potential baby.Disgusting indeed.

    I know that this probably grosses most of you out, but the fact of the matter is it’s fairly common to have a brother or close male relative of the woman who is not being impregnated to donate his sperm. That way, like Abroad said, both ‘mothers’ are related to the child. Most lesbian couples however, do not tell the child who the father is. In their family, there is no ‘father’. That child has two mom’s, period.

    That said, this woman is off her fucking rocker and shouldn’t be ‘impregnating’ ANYONE! She is out of control. If she can’t control herself, how the hell is she going to control any situation with a child? She’s a friggin nut bag. I think the only reason her wife didn’t press charges against her is because she was “all liquered up”. It goes back the abused woman syndrom of “oh, well… she won’t do it again and she’s sorry”, right?

  • Lavonna

    I had to read this twice and then it hit me.. baster not bastard!
    That was funny

    BASTER BABY LMaO!!~

  • Dakota Valkyrie

    Stephanie was ordered to ‘refrain from abuse’

    If she was able to do that, she wouldn’t be featured here. Maybe ‘refrain from drinking’ should have been tossed in too.

    Unfortunately, morons like Rush Lymbaugh spewing idiotic comments like “Nazi feminists” have managed to debase the word, but the meaning is still the same.

    A FemiNazi is an extreme feminist. The word was around long before he made it popular. I consider myself a feminist. I detest FemiNazis… no way am i going to start saying “people hole cover” or other silly shit the extreme has tried to get me to engage in. That is just a mild example that points it out clearly – there are extremes in feminist thinking that are actually more harmful than helpful to the cause. Extremes of anything – right or left – are scary.

  • Friday

    If she was injected with the semen and the lover’s brother had AIDS, wouldn’t she be charged with rape and attempted murder also?

  • popeyeray

    Seriously – eeewwwww!!!

  • knotme

    My gay friends have kids from their previous heterosexual marriages. I need to tell this this story. I’m laughing my head off, but I know my gay friends will more than likely take pity on the situation and be thankful they never had to go that route.

  • Abroad

    That said, this woman is off her fucking rocker and shouldn’t be ‘impregnating’ ANYONE! She is out of control. If she can’t control herself, how the hell is she going to control any situation with a child? She’s a friggin nut bag. I think the only reason her wife didn’t press charges against her is because she was “all liquered up”. It goes back the abused woman syndrom of “oh, well… she won’t do it again and she’s sorry”, right?

    Here! Here!

    And I also think there should be an attempted rape charge in there somewhere.

  • Peeperann

    First, Eeewwww!!

    And secondly, Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

    Honestly, it is creepy, but once I got over my gag reflex, I couldn’t help laughing at the sheer stupidity!!

    Crazy much?

  • Stella

    Not quite sure how she figured out the baster, syringe, aluminum foil storage container, but I guess when you’re “all liquered up” it makes perfectly good sense.

    I’ll bet the police write up on this one is, well, interesting. First draft would be the funniest, I’ll bet (if you can do drafts, that is).

    What was she thinking? Her brother?????

  • sarabei

    Seriously, could this even work? I am really curious cause I don’t think it could. AND EWWWWW!! If your mate doesn’t want a child that is that, you don’t FORCE them. I personally think this woman should be charged with more, as another poster pointed out if a MAN did this he would be charged with a hell of a lot more. That said, I feel for homosexual couples who BOTH want children…..they can be and are as good a parent as heterosexual….sad they have to go to such extrememes!!

  • Soobs

    [quote]Jennifer didn’t want to pursue charges of assault with intent to rape because she didn’t believe Stephanie was going to sexually assault her with the syringe. [/quote]

    Uh, she didn’t believe it?? Then why was she running through the house, locking herself in the bathroom, and then booking it out to the SUV? What DID she think her gf was trying to do?

    I call bullshit. She should have been charged with attempted rape.

  • sarabei

    I call bullshit. She should have been charged with attempted rape.

    I totally agree, and WTH if this woman didn’t want a baby she didn’t want a baby, I resent this other woman trying to force a baby on someone. And again, is this even viable? OK, going to see if I can find out now….

  • sarabei

    Damn…it IS possible!

    http://www.fertilityplus.org/faq/homeinsem.html

    Now to see how long the sperm can survive outside the host…

  • sarabei

    OK…I am now offically shocked!!

    http://www.teenhealthfx.com/answers/Sexuality/2048.html

    I had NO idea the little critters could live that long, and HELL I thought being put on tinfoil would would be unsanitary at best…..still think that…but I thought she must have had the sperm awhile and they were probably dead anyway before she started this…Damn…I have been educated on this one..lol!

  • http://www.myspace.com/aurniastar my_2_Cents

    well wait a minute, She took her clothes off her. I think that’s attempted R-A-P-E!

    Stephanie ‘borrowed’ some semen from her brother. How she acquired that semen is unknown, and I, for one, prefer to keep it that way. According to Jennifer, Stephanie returned to their apartment ‘all liquored up.’ She threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes, and threatened to impregnate her. Stephanie had her brother’s sperm and a large syringe with a catheter tip. Jennifer expressed her hesitancy to go along with that plan, and ran into the bathroom and locked the door.

  • Kaylara

    I was trying to find a funny picture to post that was relevant to this article…

    I will never again try to do a google image search on a household item… *shudders*

  • CassieMomma

    what, why, ewww, gross, wrong, etc.

    what a fucked up bitch!

  • http://www.myspace.com/lost_faerie sanityslipping

    You know, if Steph were just a little bit smarter, she probably could’ve gotten away with it. Some candle light to set the mood, and a blindfold for fun/trickery, poor girl wouldn’t even have realized it until she got that damn “flu” that lasts for three months or so.

  • ecvmanzo

    Jennifer didn’t want to pursue charges of assault with intent to rape because she didn’t believe Stephanie was going to sexually assault her with the syringe.

    So can anyone tell me how else this crazy bitch was going to impregnate Jennifer if she wasn’t going to assualt her with the syringe? Oh geez…talk about CRAZY

  • MAjustaMom

    Stephanie was ordered to ‘refrain from abuse’ .

    Maybe everyone should take an oath, or be ordered to, “refrain from abuse” and then all of this stuff would go away. I hope a 209a (Restraining order) was filed, if not, Jennifer is a complete idiot. Not that a piece of paper or an order to “refrain from abuse” can really stop someone. Since Jennifer did not file charges, I’m sure she accepted flowers, candy, and a lame apology and they spent the weekend making up.

    Thank you sarabei for the biology lesson we didn’t learn in school!!

  • Senna

    That’s messed up. If she wanted a baby so badly, she should have found a guy friend she trusted and tried to inseminate herself. Or divorced her wife, remarried a woman who wanted children and then inseminated her with her brother’s sperm. Trying to force a baby on an unwilling person is…I can’t even finish that sentence. But it’s not something you do to someone you love.

    I don’t find it creepy that she got her brother to donate his sperm. A lot of lesbian couples do that. That way, the child is genetically linked to both parents and in the event of a breakup, neither parent will be denied rights to the child. Unless the brother decides to be a jerk and denies his sister the right to see her former girlfriend/wife’s child. I was in a same-sex relationship at one time. It was very serious and we even considered children. Our first choice would have been to inseminate my partner with my brother’s sperm so I’d have a genetic link to the child. (Unfortunately, she didn’t have a brother, so any child I would have had wouldn’t have her genes at all.) Our next choice was to ask one of our gay (male) friends for a contribution. But things didn’t work out between us in the end. We both went our separate ways, married men and had babies with them.

  • Castille

    I detest FemiNazis… no way am i going to start saying “people hole cover” or other silly shit the extreme has tried to get me to engage in.

    Damn straight. It’s clearly a maintenance hole. Muahahaha.

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