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20zchow Orion Stoltman Is A Goatnapping Juggaho

Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman (MyspaceMySpaceMySpace)

Tooele, UT–Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman has a really long name, and really freaky eyes, and damn, WTF is up with his nose? Orion needs a new hobby…an activity that will keep him away from pygmy goats.

Bet ya thought this was going to be another beastiality story, huh? Sorry to disappoint. Orion isn’t here on the Dreamin’ Demon for fucking goats, he’s here because he goatnapped and decapitated a couple of them.

Last November, in the early morning hours of OctoberOctober reviewsOctober reviews 31, Orion and a couple of juvenile delinquent buddies broke into a pen containing the Linell family’s two pet pygmy goats, Daisy and Duke, and ran off with the 12-inch-tall critters.

At around 2:00 a.m. that same morning, a man called 911 to report that he heard something that sounded like children crying. The sound was coming from the area of Tooele’s North Lake Elementary School. The caller went to investigate the sound and witnessed three juveniles attacking a couple of goats.

When police arrived, they found one of the goats decapitated…the head of the other goat was hanging on ‘by a thread’. Authorities cleaned up the bloody mess and notified the owner, Dena Linell. The Humane Society offered a $3,000 reward for information on the decapitations.

TimeTime reviewsTime reviews passed and an arrest was finally made last month. Orion and a juvenile were arrested for the kidnapping and slaying of the two goats. Orion Stoltman, 19, is being charged with two counts of aggravated cruelty to an animal, a class A misdemeanor; theft, criminal mischief and criminal trespass-all class B misdemeanors. He faces up to a year in jail if convicted on each of the class A misdemeanors and up to six months in jail if convicted on eash of the class B misdemeanors.

On top of all that, Orion pleaded not guilty in January to charges of failing to stop at the command of a police officer and unlawfully providing shelter to a runaway, both misdemeanors. He pleaded guilty in October to discharging a firearm, a class B misdemeanor, but hadn’t yet been sentenced.

Please, find something to charge the creep with and make it stick. I’d be worried if this little fucker was lurking around in my neighborhood.

Definition of a Juggaho: A fake, superficial fan of ICP/Psychopathic Records. A bitch-ass mark with no loyalties and no priorities. (Thank you for the schooling, piXyNinjette).

UnamusedCat has this one up in the forums.

Comments

61 Comments on "Orion Stoltman Is A Goatnapping Juggaho" make up the 115,829 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. Wicked Doll
    9:22 am on March 12th, 2009

    If Ozzy Osbourne and Michael Jackson had a kid. . . .Orion would be the likely result. No offense to Ozzy or Michael meant of course :)

  2. CassieMomma
    9:25 am on March 12th, 2009

    When police arrived, they found one of the goats decapitated…the head of the other goat was hanging on ‘by a thread’. Authorities cleaned up the bloody mess and notified the owner, Dena Linell. The Humane Society offered a $3,000 reward for information on the decapitations.

    Why? This guy is seriously fucked up!

  3. Jury
    9:28 am on March 12th, 2009

    He looks like a devil worshiper. Thats most likely why he is killing goats.

  4. jenjen0135
    9:30 am on March 12th, 2009

    OMG!!! THat is a seriously F-d up looking dude!!! He looks like he is going for the little goat/man look see the little horns curling up by his ears and the pointed nose he has “created” and the pointed “GOAT-ee”–Just like a GOATS!!! WHOA.

    I don’t know whether to laugh or run and hide from this pic! what a weird, nasty, derainged freak.

  5. Not So Speechless
    9:41 am on March 12th, 2009

    I love my goaties and would be so mad and sad if someone killed them! They are like dogs, only more annoying. :)
    Sick fucks like these usually escalate.

  6. MzBehavin
    9:47 am on March 12th, 2009

    For fucks sake man, put a warning up…that picture scared the shit out of me. And why does he have Michael Jackson’s nose?

    Sick, scary fucker.

  7. porcelain
    9:50 am on March 12th, 2009

    I want to disembowel this guy.
    Stupid little poser freak.

    I hope he gets charged with something and i hope he gets his ass kicked brutally out on the streets of Utah.
    I know if I lived in Utah I’d be paying him a visit he’d never forget.

  8. boilly
    9:53 am on March 12th, 2009

    Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman, you are a total loser, failure and an embrassment to your family. Get some help, man. You suck.

  9. biteme
    10:05 am on March 12th, 2009

    He looks like a devil worshiper. Thats most likely why he is killing goats.

    OMG!!! THat is a seriously F-d up looking dude!!! He looks like he is going for the little goat/man look see the little horns curling up by his ears and the pointed nose he has “created” and the pointed “GOAT-ee”–Just like a GOATS!!! WHOA.

    definitely going for the devil look, this nut case is dangerous, I’m sure they’ll let him out early to make room for the next nut; next time we hear from this whack job it’ll be much worse

  10. knotme
    10:08 am on March 12th, 2009

    Time passed and an arrest was finally made last month. Orion and a juvenile were arrested for the kidnapping and slaying of the two goats. Orion Stoltman, 19, is being charged with two counts of aggravated cruelty to an animal, a class A misdemeanor; theft, criminal mischief and criminal trespass-all class B misdemeanors. He faces up to a year in jail if convicted on each of the class A misdemeanors and up to six months in jail if convicted on each of the class B misdemeanors.

    To think that in Iraq, you can get 3 years for throwing your shoes… even if you miss! Yeah, this freakazoid is out for attention; he wants people to think he’s got some kind of evil power from the Prince of Darkness now that he’s sacrificed to STOLEN goats to his master. You little dweeb! Go to jail with that stupid crap and you’ll be begging for God Almighty’s mercy once some REAL BAD ASS knocks you around for looking at him like you did the camera. Oh, to be a fly on the wall in your jail…bwahahaha!

  11. mama2gkb
    10:21 am on March 12th, 2009

    He looks like a Hobbit.

  12. MadeaBecBec
    11:14 am on March 12th, 2009

    I believe Orion at one time, tried to cut his own nose off, just to spite his face….
    He’s a real Asterpiece…..

  13. Shizz
    11:32 am on March 12th, 2009

    I’m going to plead with the authorities to charge him with felony theft of Michael Jackson’s nose!

    Put this future serial killer away before he decapitates a human.

  14. Lavonna
    11:34 am on March 12th, 2009

    I’m going to plead with the authorities to charge him with felony theft of Michael Jackson’s nose!

    OMG he does have Michael’s nose ;-)

  15. popeyeray
    11:42 am on March 12th, 2009

    And now his death comes wicked painful and slow
    At tha hands of MILENKO!

  16. Athena
    11:44 am on March 12th, 2009

    Not every kid who fucks with an animal is going on to be a serial killer. Remember, this guy is, what, one out of three kids who attacked the goats? This sounds like some mob-mentality, Lord of the Flies kind of hardcore mischief. He should still be punished harshly for it, but I don’t think he’s a general threat.

  17. captainhowdy
    11:56 am on March 12th, 2009

    why does he have Michael Jackson’s nose?

    Exactly what I was wondering!!! EEEEK!!!

    What a little white trash hoodlum. Career criminal beginning his lifetime of doing absolutely no good to anyone.

    OK, I just looked at his MySpace–he says he’s a Wiccan!! Please. What a douche. Also, on one of his ugly photos, a friend of his commented “Looks like your nose finally grew back.” LOL…seriously, what the fuck happened to his nose!? Too bad his entire head wasn’t cut off.

  18. sarabei
    12:34 pm on March 12th, 2009

    He looks like a devil worshiper. Thats most likely why he is killing goats.

    Only if he is a wannabe devil worshiper.

    I would LOVE to see this douche punished extremely harshly! I detest that people like this can breathe the same air that I do.

  19. Sunnie
    1:21 pm on March 12th, 2009

    OMG!!! THat is a seriously F-d up looking dude!!! He looks like he is going for the little goat/man look see the little horns curling up by his ears and the pointed nose he has “created” and the pointed “GOAT-ee”–Just like a GOATS!!! WHOA.

    Couldnt have said it better myself!! LOL

  20. HotReadingMama
    1:24 pm on March 12th, 2009

    He looks like a devil worshiper. Thats most likely why he is killing goats.

    What does a devil worshiper look like?

  21. mominAZ
    2:29 pm on March 12th, 2009

    Good gravy! I didn’t expect to see THAT mug pop onto my screen! SCARY! Made my heart start racing from fear! Next time, put up a warning!

  22. BLZbub
    2:42 pm on March 12th, 2009

    It’s funny, I KNEW from the moment I saw him, before scrolling down, that he was from Utah. I thought, “Oh this fucker’s gotta be from UT!!” And yep, I was right. Having lived out there in psycholand for half my life I’ve come to recognize something about some of the people, some weird genetic common denominator and aside from his “WTF happened to it:” nose, he has that denominator.
    He a punk bitch for sure…. I so know the type and I haven’t even seen his myspace yet….

  23. Jury
    2:43 pm on March 12th, 2009

    They’re coming to get you Barbra.

  24. BLZbub
    2:49 pm on March 12th, 2009

    Oh and yeah, he does look like a devil worshipper too but I’m thinking it’s because of the pointy pieces of hair above his ears and his pointy lucifer goatee no? Lmao!!!

  25. mominAZ
    3:04 pm on March 12th, 2009

    My ex lived in Tooele, UT. He’s a punk-ass bitch too!

  26. sarabei
    3:05 pm on March 12th, 2009

    Oh and yeah, he does look like a devil worshipper too but I’m thinking it’s because of the pointy pieces of hair above his ears and his pointy lucifer goatee no? Lmao!!!

    Ummmm….Lucifer was the angel of light, the most beautiful of God’s creations….somehow I don’t think this douche fits that profile.

  27. NJLiLi
    3:07 pm on March 12th, 2009

    On top of all that, Orion pleaded not guilty in January to charges of failing to stop at the command of a police officer and unlawfully providing shelter to a runaway, both misdemeanors. He pleaded guilty in October to discharging a firearm, a class B misdemeanor, but hadn’t yet been sentenced.

    Hope that LE and judges can see the warning signs from this twisted, sick puppy and start some extensive corrective measures.

  28. BLZbub
    3:12 pm on March 12th, 2009

    Ummmm….Lucifer was the angel of light, the most beautiful of God’s creations….somehow I don’t think this douche fits that profile.

    You’re right, you’re right. Perhaps I should’ve said “devil goatee”–I’m talking about the cartoon-ish satan with pitchfork and so forth.

  29. sarabei
    3:18 pm on March 12th, 2009

    You’re right, you’re right. Perhaps I should’ve said “devil goatee”–I’m talking about the cartoon-ish satan with pitchfork and so forth.

    Lol…I know…I just couldn’t resist..heh heh! Caught red handed and pleads not guilty…sigh…can’t we just put em UNDER the damn jail?

  30. Friday
    3:38 pm on March 12th, 2009

    Hmmm…Look what kind of music he listens to.

    “Music—> fucking dur i.c.p., darklotus family, twizted, blaze ya dead homie,anybodykilla ,kottonmouth kingsanything juggalo gods forgotten children my homiez @soul luss records 4 dead men the nomads and dead end “

  31. Dakota Valkyrie
    6:30 pm on March 12th, 2009

    Check out this story also posted in the forums here, folks (linked at bottom of article).

    He responded to a MySpace message from Tazzz and it’s posted there. He’s a bit sensitive about the nose thing LOL

  32. Special2bme
    6:50 pm on March 12th, 2009

    Okay gotta ask WTF is up with the eyes?

  33. KANE
    7:20 pm on March 12th, 2009

    wow, I laughed so hard when I saw this guy’s picture and I haven’t even smoked yet.

    He looks like he’s half goat, half human.

  34. KANE
    7:29 pm on March 12th, 2009

    On one of his picture comments, somebody mentions that it “looks like [his] nose grew back”

    I would love to know the story behind that because that nose still seems to have healing to do.

  35. RowensBones
    8:20 pm on March 12th, 2009

    This scares me because, a lot of sick people start out experimenting on animals and whether they attain the grand status of serial killer or not, killer-in-training still springs to mind. Skip the devil worship, most of the time, that crap seems to me to just be an excuse for the twisted fantasies the killer already has in his head.

    Group/Mob mentality, could be, but one of them put the plan in motion…

    That’s the scary one, that’s the one we’ll hear from again and I’m guessing that’s why his picture on the Demon.

    Prove me wrong, you creepy looking dude! God knows we don’t ever want to see YOU again!

  36. Jls4863
    8:27 pm on March 12th, 2009

    “Music—> fucking dur i.c.p., darklotus family, twizted, blaze ya dead homie,anybodykilla ,kottonmouth kingsanything juggalo gods forgotten children my homiez @soul luss records 4 dead men the nomads and dead end “

    Music doesn’t make someone into something they are not. While the quality of the music may be questioned, this one was going to do what he did regardless of listening to ICP or Celtic Women.

    We had murders and suicides long before we had ICP.

    This kid just needs help.

  37. Bucky
    9:05 pm on March 12th, 2009

    What a shitty little dickwipe. Real wiccans don’t kill goats. In fact, the rule of threes says that whatever you put out into the world comes back to you threefold. If that’s the case, he and his Michael Jackson nose need to go into hiding.

  38. loca922
    9:22 pm on March 12th, 2009

    Not every kid who fucks with an animal is going on to be a serial killer. Remember, this guy is, what, one out of three kids who attacked the goats? This sounds like some mob-mentality, Lord of the Flies kind of hardcore mischief. He should still be punished harshly for it, but I don’t think he’s a general threat.

    i think that you are dead wrong. mob mentality my ass – to condone that sort of behavior for thrill indicates serious mental problems. sorry to say, simply his general countenance indicates that something is clearly wrong. would you want him as your next-door neighbor? someone who could reach over your fence and pet your dog? even his myspace page is disturbing, even to someone as generally open minded as myself.

    and i am the only one that sees the irony in this? he allegedly took part in killing a goat…and doesn’t he clearly resemble Mr. Tumnus? Or il fauna??? GOAT LEGS HELLO

  39. MzBehavin
    9:41 pm on March 12th, 2009

    I would love to know the story behind that because that nose still seems to have healing to do.

    I like to think that one of his other little four legged victims got away after biting part of his nose off..too bad the goats weren’t so lucky :(

  40. flawed_existence
    9:54 pm on March 12th, 2009

    OK, certainly killing pygmy goats isn’t the same thing as killing a human. That’s not what I’m trying to say. BUT. Killing animals is often a precurser to killing humans. And frankly, killing one of my animals is to me a very serious crime. In fact, if you kill one of my ‘people’, I’m going to come after you the same as I would if you killed one of my sons. So. Don’t fuck with ANYONE I love.

  41. McQuest
    10:39 pm on March 12th, 2009

    and i am the only one that sees the irony in this? he allegedly took part in killing a goat…and doesn’t he clearly resemble Mr. Tumnus? Or il fauna??? GOAT LEGS HELLO

    haha, before even reading the headline, when I saw his picture I heard a goat.

  42. redlipstick
    10:40 pm on March 12th, 2009

    next time it will be a little kid, what a douche bag i would like to beat the fuck out of him waste of air pure and simple.

  43. thehesbomb
    10:51 pm on March 12th, 2009

    Well it’s repetitive and pisses people off…but I’ll chime in with “gee go figure ANOTHER Juggalo”.

    It’s how I roll.

  44. biteme
    10:35 am on March 13th, 2009

    Well it’s repetitive and pisses people off…but I’ll chime in with “gee go figure ANOTHER Juggalo”.

    It’s how I roll.

    right on!

  45. ecvmanzo
    12:39 pm on March 13th, 2009

    Jus the picture alone freaks me out…looks like a crazed Billy Goat Gruff

  46. AMinFH
    12:52 pm on March 13th, 2009

    Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman (Myspace)

    fuck the police. East Side Juggalo Rydas Bitch this is Talkxic

    Id love to see this fucker try to the ride the east side Detroit or even Delray like that…bitch.

    Hes a sick fuck that deserves to serve time. Not only did he attack innocent animals, they werent even his! He stole someone else’s pets and mutilated them.

  47. BLZbub
    12:53 pm on March 13th, 2009

    and i am the only one that sees the irony in this? he allegedly took part in killing a goat…and doesn’t he clearly resemble Mr. Tumnus? Or il fauna??? GOAT LEGS HELLO

    Mr. Tumnus??? LMAO!!! That’s too funny, dead on too :D

  48. piXyNinjette
    1:10 pm on March 13th, 2009

    HE IS NOT A JUGGALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he cant even spell Twiztid right!!!!!!!!!

  49. LexyLex
    2:12 pm on March 13th, 2009

    Hey SO JADED… this has nothing to do with this story but I wanted to say I LOVE this site. I check in everyday to read the new stories. I love reading crime stories and I love writing as well. Forgive me for being a little nosy but are you, Morbid, FlamingFox & all the others getting paid to wright these articles? If so, how does it work because I really want to do the same! Thanks a bunch.

  50. Peeperann
    2:48 pm on March 13th, 2009

    Actually that pic made me jump a bit. He looks pretty freakin happy in that pic! Asshat

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