Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman (Myspace)
Tooele, UT–Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman has a really long name, and really freaky eyes, and damn, WTF is up with his nose? Orion needs a new hobby…an activity that will keep him away from pygmy goats.
Bet ya thought this was going to be another beastiality story, huh? Sorry to disappoint. Orion isn’t here on the Dreamin’ Demon for fucking goats, he’s here because he goatnapped and decapitated a couple of them.
Last November, in the early morning hours of October 31, Orion and a couple of juvenile delinquent buddies broke into a pen containing the Linell family’s two pet pygmy goats, Daisy and Duke, and ran off with the 12-inch-tall critters.
At around 2:00 a.m. that same morning, a man called 911 to report that he heard something that sounded like children crying. The sound was coming from the area of Tooele’s North Lake Elementary School. The caller went to investigate the sound and witnessed three juveniles attacking a couple of goats.
When police arrived, they found one of the goats decapitated…the head of the other goat was hanging on ‘by a thread’. Authorities cleaned up the bloody mess and notified the owner, Dena Linell. The Humane Society offered a $3,000 reward for information on the decapitations.
Time passed and an arrest was finally made last month. Orion and a juvenile were arrested for the kidnapping and slaying of the two goats. Orion Stoltman, 19, is being charged with two counts of aggravated cruelty to an animal, a class A misdemeanor; theft, criminal mischief and criminal trespass-all class B misdemeanors. He faces up to a year in jail if convicted on each of the class A misdemeanors and up to six months in jail if convicted on eash of the class B misdemeanors.
On top of all that, Orion pleaded not guilty in January to charges of failing to stop at the command of a police officer and unlawfully providing shelter to a runaway, both misdemeanors. He pleaded guilty in October to discharging a firearm, a class B misdemeanor, but hadn’t yet been sentenced.
Please, find something to charge the creep with and make it stick. I’d be worried if this little fucker was lurking around in my neighborhood.
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UnamusedCat has this one up in the forums.