Bruce Benford Has A Really Slippery Baby
March 12, 2009 by Jaded
Bruce Benford (MyspaceMySpace
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Daytona Beach, FL–Bruce Benford, 23, is either really clumsy, or his 2-month-old son is really slippery. In the couple of months the child has been alive, he has been dropped no less than four times!
The baby’s mother was bathing him in the sink on SaturdaySaturday reviews
when the little tyke slipped right out of her grasp and fell about a foot, right back into the sink. As she was dressing him later, she noticed that his left arm was looking a little limp. Off to the emergency room.
X-rays revealed the baby’s left humerus was fractured. The docs fixed him up and sent him home. The parents received a phone call from the hospital later that day; they were wanted back at the hospital, asap. When the parents returned to the hospital, they were informed that the baby had more than just a fractured arm…he also had healing rib fractures and hemorrhaging of the right eye.
During questioning, Benford admitted that he may have dropped the baby a couple of times. Ok, three times on three separate occasions. In one incident, Benford was trying to save a toppling entertainment center…he managed to save the precious entertainment center, but dropped the baby in the process. In a second incident, Benford dropped the baby and baby landed on a coffee table. He didn’t have an explanation for the third incident. At no time did he bother taking the child to the hospital. Really people, put some non-slip grip on that kid…damn.
Bruce Benford is now being charged with three counts of child neglect. His bail has been set at $7,500. Benford has a previous conviction of cocaine possession and spent a year behind bars in 2005-2006.
As far as I can tell, the child has not been removed from the home and the mother is not facing any charges.
4:49 am on March 12th, 2009
Hopefully, the family of the baby’s mother will for sure NOW get involved for her own grandson’s sake, if any family is around, not knowing situation, or her friends will convince her to leave this dirtbag above because the next time the baby will be DEAD, sorry but see the pattern going on here….. come on he dropped the baby that many times, children at that age, do not give themselves broken ribs, broken this or that or eye problems, come on now if she is reading the feedback on this page about him LEAVE HIM NOW WITH YOUR CHILD AND GET OUT YOUR CHILD IS IN DANGER
Hopefully she will pack up and high tail it out of that situation she can seek help everywhere and anywhere or call me and i will help her and her little one so nothing happens to the baby or her for that matter
6:38 am on March 12th, 2009
He’s a dickhead and she needs to leave his ass! He’s the one with slippery fingers and needs to stay the fuck away from the baby asshole!
7:57 am on March 12th, 2009
I notice his Myspace has NO photos of the baby or the momma. Obviously THINGS are more important as he takes the time to show off a shitty tattoo job but not his child.
8:43 am on March 12th, 2009
The man has scars on his face; guess he’s been dropped a fews times, himself. BTW, cocaine and babies don’t mix.
9:12 am on March 12th, 2009
I noticed that too, Rune. My myspace has numerous pics of my little one as does most parents’! To the mom… LEAVE THIS SELFISH ASSHAT BEFORE YOUR CHILD WINDS UP DEAD!!!
9:17 am on March 12th, 2009
I would, but I do not have a digital camera. I know, wayyyyyy behind the times, but I’m stuck on 35mm. Both my cameras, one being the same one my father carried though Vietnam, are very old and take wonderful photos. I have albums and drawers stuffed with pics of my kids. Just none on Myspace.
9:34 am on March 12th, 2009
ok, why? That baby deserves better in life.
10:19 am on March 12th, 2009
Good a preempted strike on a baby killer, lets hope it ends well
10:23 am on March 12th, 2009
GET THAT BABY OUT OF THEIR HANDS NOW, or this story will re-appear.
10:48 am on March 12th, 2009
Could never be my babydaddy… that’s all im gonna say.
2:43 pm on March 12th, 2009
How do you drop a 2 month old? Well, maybe, MAYBE-ONCE…but then you cry, feel like crap, and then TAKE THEM TO BE CHECKED OUT! Baby bones are SO FRAGILE!
But dropping him multiple times? Two-month old babies don’t do anything but basically lay there in your arms! And this douche looks like he has some nice big arms that would accommodate a little one just fine. They don’t wiggle around yet!
What an absolute dipshit! And how could the mom not know? At least she FINALLY did something right and took him in. Maybe she didn’t know what was going on…
2:45 pm on March 12th, 2009
Just re-read my last post and it rambles a little. Sorry! It’s the end of my work week and I am tired!
4:15 pm on March 12th, 2009
That is a good question. Someone needs to get these two by their ears and drop them from a ten story buidling. What a bunch of crock shit excuses these two came up with. Mom should be wearing some silver bracelets too!
7:39 pm on March 12th, 2009
Ok, mom washing baby in the sink, drops baby. it could happen. It was not that long ago that I was bathing my own daughter in the sink. She was extremely wriggly and wet.
Still, I never picked up out of the sink far for the fear of dropping and hurting her and as soon as I could get one, she went into a baby tub.
But the mom did what she should’ve kept an eye on the baby for possible injuries and take him in when she noticed any. The only thing she could have done better was take him in immediately.
If it had been possible for her to see evidence that her baby had other injuries, the doctors would have seen that before letting them take the baby home. From the story, it doesn’t seem like the mother knew.
I can’t find fault with her.
That father however needs to be picked up and dropped a few times by Yao Ming and Shaq
3:09 pm on March 13th, 2009
Stupid asshat bastard!! He’d didn’t drop that baby, Christ on a crutch, we all know he beat that poor baby!!
I have said before, I many objects that will cause “blunt force trauma” to these dickheads!!
5:40 pm on March 13th, 2009
This is why some people have to play cornerback, even though they can run wide receiver routes.
5:43 pm on March 13th, 2009
Christ. You’re AWFUL.
8:56 pm on March 13th, 2009
Was that directed at our Lord and Savior or at me?
9:05 pm on March 13th, 2009
It is possible that Athena does not distinguish between the two.
10:34 pm on March 13th, 2009
No. Not possible. Considering “Christ” is a figment, it is meant as an expletive, only.
Swivel has flaws. Just because I haven’t found them yet doesn’t mean they’re not there.
2:52 pm on March 14th, 2009
GEZZZZZZZZZZZ>…. i managed to raise TWO yes,TWO children, One of which is well into his teens,The other pre-teen and not once,NEVER did I drop either of them their whole lives! Imagine that? :-/
2:52 pm on March 31st, 2009
Just check out his myspace…TYPICAL.
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