Jennifer Morris Is A Crooked Cunt

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Jennifer Morris Is A Crooked Cunt

March 11, 2009 by FlamingFox

Filed under: Crime, Mugshot, Robbery, Theft

Jennifer Morris

Framingham, Mass.- Jennifer Morris, 36, recently gave birth to a baby girl at MetroMetro reviews-West Medical Center. When she was released with her newborn last SaturdaySaturday reviews, she ended up taking home a few extra items that did not belong to her.

On March 7, 2009, a 49-year-old woman, who had just given birth to triplets, called the police to report her purse had been stolen. Officers arrived at the hospital and reviewed security camera footage. They saw a woman, later identified as Morris, take the purse off a coat rack and leave the maternity ward. Another camera captures Morris trying to use a bank card taken from the purse at an ATM in the lobby. Morris was unlucky with this because the card required she enter the PIN, which she did not know. I would love it if ATM machines had an automatic message that loudly announced, “Ha, Ha! You’re a dumbass!” every time a crook entered the wrong PIN.

A few minutes later, she came back to the maternity ward and threw the purse away. Officers found the purse, but the victim’s cell phone and digital camera, which contained pictures of the woman’s newborn triplets, were missing. After finding out where Morris lived, the police went to her home and questioned her about the theft. At first, Morris denied the allegation, but after being told they saw her thieving ass on camera, she changed her story. She said, “Yeah, I stole it. I took the camera and phone.”

Morris said she sold the camera to another woman. Police contacted that woman, whom they did not identify, who told them she sold the items to someone else. The woman stated that Morris phoned her and said she had a camera and a cell phone she wanted to sell or trade for crack. Stupid cunt.

Jennifer Morris was arrested Sunday and charged with larceny of property worth more than $250, malicious mischief and larceny from a building. She pleaded not guilty at her Framingham District Court arraignment yesterday and was ordered held on $3,000 bail. If she does not post bail, she will be held at MCI-Framingham until at least March 23, when she is scheduled to return to court for a pretrial conference. Police have yet to find the stolen camera and cell phone. The woman who Morris told police she sold the items to will be summoned to court as well. No news on the baby, but let’s hope wherever she is, she’s safe and well.

Thanks to Special2bme who has this in the forums.

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Tags: Framingham, Jennifer Morris, larceny, malicious mischief, Massachusetts

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Dneilz
4:28 am on March 11th, 2009

postpartum psychosis???? Or Crack Whore?????

Metta4
5:26 am on March 11th, 2009

I vote for Crack whore…

Lavonna
7:34 am on March 11th, 2009

. I would love it if ATM machines had an automatic message that loudly announced, “Ha, Ha! You’re a dumbass!” every time a crook entered the wrong PIN.

That would be hiliarious if it did.

I vote crack whore too

OnyxRayne
7:52 am on March 11th, 2009

Crackwhore. Why did you mention postpartum psychosis?

2 boys mom in NC
8:01 am on March 11th, 2009

Framingham, Mass.- Jennifer Morris, 36, recently gave birth to a baby girl at Metro-West Medical Center. When she was released with her newborn last Saturday, she ended up taking home a few extra items that did not belong to her.

Crackie had just had a baby too? Wonder how the little one is?

Uvgottabkiddin
8:45 am on March 11th, 2009

me four for crack whore!

shayshaymomma85
8:52 am on March 11th, 2009

Junkie. She might not be a whore.

49 with triplets? Lord please bless that woman’s mind, body and soul! Give her strength, optimal health, and patience.

I couldn’t deal with three newborns now, let alone when I’m menopausal! (sp)

RunecirE
9:03 am on March 11th, 2009

Ya know, I try reeeeeaaaallly hard not to judge by looks, but SHIT. OMFG.

If anyone ever LOOKED like a crackwhore, she would be the centerfold.

biteme
9:27 am on March 11th, 2009

Junkie. She might not be a whore.

crackwhore! yes she is

Dakota Valkyrie
10:08 am on March 11th, 2009

They have ATMs that do NOT need a PIN? Where? Or was this woman just that desperately stupid?

Nevermind… stupid question.

Special2bme
10:28 am on March 11th, 2009

Thanks to Special2bme who has this in the forums.

Nevermind… stupid question.

LOL

Crying stupid cry whore!

MadeaBecBec
10:43 am on March 11th, 2009

On March 7, 2009, a 49-year-old woman, who had just given birth to triplets, called the police to report her purse had been stolen. Officers arrived at the hospital and reviewed security camera footage. They saw a woman, later identified as Morris, take the purse off a coat rack and leave the maternity ward. Another camera captures Morris trying to use a bank card taken from the purse at an ATM in the lobby. Morris was unlucky with this because the card required she enter the PIN, which she did not know. I would love it if ATM machines had an automatic message that loudly announced, “Ha, Ha! You’re a dumbass!” every time a crook entered the wrong PIN.

After the third attempt, The ATM should say ” I just dialed the PoPo and taken your pic, along with your fingerprints” as well…..
Seriously, though, I believe the technological advances that are in place now, All ATMs should have fingerprint scanners, no need for a PIN, then if a thief tries to steal your money, it also keeps a copy of all fingerprints used, be easier to identify the scum!

I had to laugh when the woman that she sold the camera to, said she wanted to trade it for crack, sorta kinda implicated herself as a crack dealer, right?

peachpye
12:30 pm on March 11th, 2009

If Jennifer Morris is 36…I’m 12.

Abroad
1:19 pm on March 11th, 2009

They have ATMs that do NOT need a PIN? Where? Or was this woman just that desperately stupid?

You can buy tickets at the stations here in the UK without using a PIN, – if you have a foreign VISA-card. They will only refund the ticket to the card, though, so you can forget about doing anything with it but travel the railways.

2 boys mom in NC
3:14 pm on March 11th, 2009

49 with triplets? Lord please bless that woman’s mind, body and soul! Give her strength, optimal health, and patience.

I couldn’t deal with three newborns now, let alone when I’m menopausal! (sp)

I had my little one at 40! Shit, I can’t imagine triplets! And having them at 49…someone tell me that it was fertility drugs or IVF. I’d hate to think I could even chance something like that at 47….NURSE RHONDA???? Where fort art thou….

mominAZ
4:18 pm on March 11th, 2009

On March 7, 2009, a 49-year-old woman, who had just given birth to triplets, called the police to report her purse had been stolen. Officers arrived at the hospital and reviewed security camera footage. They saw a woman, later identified as Morris, take the purse off a coat rack and leave the maternity ward. Another camera captures Morris trying to use a bank card taken from the purse at an ATM in the lobby. Morris was unlucky with this because the card required she enter the PIN, which she did not know. I would love it if ATM machines had an automatic message that loudly announced, “Ha, Ha! You’re a dumbass!” every time a crook entered the wrong PIN.

I don’t know if I agree with the ATM yelling out…I have 2 accounts with different PIN numbers and am constantly putting in the wrong PIN number! Of course, after being yelled at a couple times, maybe then I’d remember which PIN goes with which card!

AMinFH
5:19 pm on March 11th, 2009

At first I was thinking she could have grabbed the wrong purse and stuff being all just had a baby mind, but to trash the purse and steal the camera and phone she obviously didnt just make a careless mistake.

IDK about the whore part but shes another selfish bitch that has put her own want to get high over the welfare of her newborn. Sadly her baby who only offers unconditional love is being denied that from her only mother just days after joining the world. Nice welcome to the human race, bitch. Hopefully its a blessing in disguise that she is put into a better home (I pray its a better one) now than later after being passed around in some crack house or starved to death or any one of the number of ways people like this mistreat their own flesh and blood.

Diamonds_and_Rust
8:58 am on March 12th, 2009

I had a feeling had the woman not stolen the purse, the baby would have been neglected in some way. Maybe it’s a blessing in disguise that this woman stole?

It does piss me off how people think they can rightfully take the belongings that are not theirs. Work for your crap like the rest of t he world.

…and I just love her mugshot, though I feel she’s only crying because she got caught and not because she stole it.

CassieMomma
10:10 am on March 12th, 2009

ummm hello hospitals probably have the most cameras around than anywhere. That’s a smart one. So I vote crack horror and maybe add a little dumb bitch!

auddie
11:41 pm on March 15th, 2009

I couldn’t deal with three newborns now, let alone when I’m menopausal! (sp)

wordy mcWORD on that!

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1:15 am on May 26th, 2009