Carlyle Blackburn Picked The Wrong House
March 11, 2009 by Jaded
Carlyle Blackburn
Lake Worth, FL–Every once in awhile, you need to read a feel good story. Guess what? I got one for ya! Meet 40-year-old Carlyle Blackburn, a registered sex offender. Blackburn was released from prison in January after serving 15 years for rape. It looks like Blackburn is at it again…this time though, he got his ass handed to him.
Blackburn snuck into the home of 68-year-old Carol Lynn early Monday morning. Equipped with latex gloves and an 8-inch screwdriver, Blackburn approached Lynne’s bed. ‘He came at me tried to put the covers over my head,’ she says. ‘He started putting his hand over my mouth.’ Carol began to scream. That woke up the dog, a Catahoula Leopard dog, which its owner described as a German Shepherd only ‘a little bit bigger and a little bit stronger.’ The dog didn’t attack Blackburn, but it did make some noise.
The commotion was heard by Carol’s son, Jim Mampe, who was in an upstairs bedroom. Jim went into panic mode…he didn’t bother with the stairs, he jumped right over the banister down to the first floor and made a beeline to his mother’s room.
Blackburn’s eyes widened at the sight of the woman’s pissed off, 6′ 5″-299 lb., son busting into the bedroom. ‘He had a pair of surgical gloves on, and he was trying to hold a blanket over her face,’ Jim said. ‘He was standing over her, and that’s when I tackled him.’
Blackburn, at 5′ 9″-145 lbs., wasn’t much of a match for Jim. Wrestling around on the floor, Blackburn pulled the screwdriver out and tried to stab Jim. Pfffft…Jim, who has been stabbed before and shot twice during his days as a bouncer, wasn’t having it. No way this puny little fuck was gonna do him in. Jim got hold of the screwdriver and gave Blackburn a little taste of karma…he stabbed Blackburn with his own screwdriver, just below the sternum. Blackburn was whining, ‘Let me go. Let me go.’ Jim grabbed him by the throat and replied, ‘Son, you’re gonna die tonight.’ Jim was twisting Blackburn’s esophagus, while keeping the screwdriver implanted in his chest.
During the ruckus, Carol called 911. Jim held Blackburn on the floor until authorities arrived. It took about 6 officers to pull him off. Carlyle Blackburn was hauled to the hospital for treatment then hauled off to the pokey. He is expected to be charged with armed burglary to an occupied dwelling, aggravated battery on an elderly person, felony battery, possession of burglary tools and other pending charges.
Jim and his mother were both treated for minor injuries at the scene. Neither Jim nor Carol had ever seen Blackburn before. ‘Why he picked this house, I don’t know,’ Jim said.
The title states that Blackburn picked the wrong house…I’m thinking he picked the right one. Jim Mampe, you’re my new hero! Here’s a picture of Jim showing off the scratches he received from the little pussy Carlyle Blackburn.
Jim Mampe
Dakota Valkyrie has this one covered in the forums. Thanks DV!
12:14 pm on March 11th, 2009
Jim you are everyone’s HERO
You are the bomb and THANK GOD YOU WERE HOME
for the looser that should have never ever gotten out of prison for rape in the first place go back to prison where you belong forever you f…. dick head
12:18 pm on March 11th, 2009
jaded
Thanks, the day just got a little brighter
12:19 pm on March 11th, 2009
Hahahaha! I love Jim! Thanks for making my day!
12:22 pm on March 11th, 2009
Dito on that! I guess it is good to live with Mommy sometimes
Had he not been there, who knows if that woman would have even survived. Loved the story.
12:22 pm on March 11th, 2009
That is one scary looking dude (Jim that is). Do we know if Carlyle soiled himself during the melee? I hope he did.
12:32 pm on March 11th, 2009
It’s nice to read a story like this for a change!
1:06 pm on March 11th, 2009
Hooray for Jim Mampe! His “bouncin” skills bounced an AssClown off the streets and undoubtedly saved his Momma’s life! Another one bites the dust! Blackburn got burned!
I imagine Blackburn did that as soon as he noticed Big Jim comin’ at him….ROFL!!
1:35 pm on March 11th, 2009
My new quote-for fucking ever! Absolute riot man! Yay for Jim…
1:35 pm on March 11th, 2009
My HERO!!! What to go Jim!!!
1:39 pm on March 11th, 2009
Ha Ha Stupid little dumbass got his dumbass whipped.. Jim Rocks
1:41 pm on March 11th, 2009
Yeah right! You don’t fuck with Jim’s mama and get “let go” I imagine. I can hear his whimpering now. Ahhhh, the sweet sound of an assclown begging for mercy. I’m glad that nobody was seriously hurt (except Blackburn) and I love a story where one of these predatory fuckers gets their ass handed to them.
Great write up SJ. I have a serious case of the giggles.
2:19 pm on March 11th, 2009
Yessss, feel-good FPers are hotttt!! Thanks Jaded!
Come on in to the forums, Jim!
F U Blackburn, back to “Con College” you go, fuckface!
2:31 pm on March 11th, 2009
Stories like this make my day – thanks Jaded!
3:10 pm on March 11th, 2009
Somebody didn’t do his homework for Rape and Murder 101: You must always know who is in the house you are going to burglarise, this includes the intended victim as well as any other living breathing creatures, e.g. canaries, dogs, and 299 lbs sons……
3:10 pm on March 11th, 2009
I heart you Jim.
I love your style of Justice !!!!!
3:10 pm on March 11th, 2009
Nothing like a rapist getting his ass beat to brighten my day.
3:25 pm on March 11th, 2009
You don’t pull on Superman’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger and
YOU DON’T MESS AROUND WITH JIM
da de do da de de
Let’s have some freakin’ tee shirts made! DD hearts Jim!
3:34 pm on March 11th, 2009
‘Son, you’re gonna die tonight.’
Too bad he didn’t…. WTF is on his face! are those bandaids.
3:41 pm on March 11th, 2009
ROTFL! That is excellent!! It needs to go on a plaque or something rather than a T-shirt, though.
3:53 pm on March 11th, 2009
OOOOO….OOOOO….this reminds me of a great joke:
Burglar breaks into a house. As he moves threw the darkened living room, he hears
I see you, and Jesus sees you
“Who the hell, no ones’ ’spossed to be home,” he says.
I see you, and Jesus sees you
“Show yourself, ur I’m gonna start shootin’!” he yells.
I see you, and Jesus sees you
So, he finds the light switch and flips it. In the corner is a bird cage with a parrot who’s staring right at him. Over in the doorway he sees a 150lb rotweiller just sitting there also staring at him. Then he hears from the cage:
Sick ‘im Jesus
***giggle***
3:58 pm on March 11th, 2009
Gosh, I love this…I’d buy a t-shirt!
Yay Jim….I bet your mama is proud of you!!
Sucka….ha, ha!
4:11 pm on March 11th, 2009
2 boys moms that was awesome! Love it
4:16 pm on March 11th, 2009
@ RunecirE
I heard that joke with an alternative ending: The burglar, while still in the dark, asks “Who’s there?” and the parrot answers: “Moses”. Then, the burglar turns on the light, sees that it is just a parrot and laughs in relief: “What sort of people call their parrot Moses, anyway?”. And the parrot answers: “The sort of people who will call their rottweiler Jesus…..”
4:18 pm on March 11th, 2009
Well this story put a smile on my face today. I usually leave this site more than a little discouraged and sad for the victims featured here. It feels great knowing some asshole got what he deserved. JIM…YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!
Thank God you were home and that the dog made enough noise to save your mother from Lord knows what. Sweet justice!
4:26 pm on March 11th, 2009
Just goes to show…you gotta love Jesus AND Jim!!!
Oh, and thanks you all, but the real talent lies with the beautiful, late Jim Croce.
4:33 pm on March 11th, 2009
http://www.jimcroce.com/lyrics-youdontmessaroundwithjim.shtml
I am book-marking the website. Looks worth exploring further. Thank you for leading me to it by quoting.
4:41 pm on March 11th, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
4:47 pm on March 11th, 2009
@ Abroad
I like your ending as well.
4:49 pm on March 11th, 2009
AWESOME!! I LOVE reading stories like this!
Here’s what I want to know…with Carlyle’s history of rape, why wasn’t he charged with attemped rape? It’s obvious that’s why he was there.
5:21 pm on March 11th, 2009
Jim you are so handy around the house, especially with screwdrivers.
love the
6:15 pm on March 11th, 2009
blockquote>Burglar breaks into a house. As he moves threw the darkened living room, he hearsI see you, and Jesus sees you“Who the hell, no ones’ ’spossed to be home,” he says.I see you, and Jesus sees you“Show yourself, ur I’m gonna start shootin’!” he yells.I see you, and Jesus sees youSo, he finds the light switch and flips it. In the corner is a bird cage with a parrot who’s staring right at him. Over in the doorway he sees a 150lb rotweiller just sitting there also staring at him. Then he hears from the cage:Sick ‘im Jesus
RunecirE….I am glad I left this story to read last. It made me laugh so hard after reading the other stories posted.
7:24 pm on March 11th, 2009
Fan-freakin’-tastic write up and what a heart warming story all the way around. ~snicker, snicker~
You all don’t know me but I have expressed my greatest fear is the home invasion – not for myself but because I have a 22 yr old daughter and a 71 yr old mother. Unless it was someone like big Jim, I may be able to take on someone coming into my home uninvited with the aid of my trusted mastiff and hidden devices.
I think that you have got to be nuts or carrying balls of steal to go into someones home and not know what’s on the other side of the door. In NJ the DP is out and you can not fire a handgun to protect your home, so what’s a single woman to do?
Jim, Ya made ya mother proud. I wonder if Big Jim dates women outside of his – Home state [gotchas]. This is my kinda man. Hiubba Hubba!
8:39 pm on March 11th, 2009
My husband and I were LOLing at this story. He took a look at Jim and said he may have difficulty fighting him and he’s a 2nd degree Brown Belt! Awesome write up SJ. And I already have an idea for that t shirt…
9:26 pm on March 11th, 2009
I came back to read this one again! I love it… The only thing that would have made it better would be if instead of the phone momma grabbed the video camera and posted it on you tube!!!
2:23 am on March 12th, 2009
justice prevails!
this story made my day, I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time!
8:11 am on March 12th, 2009
I’m glad I could help brighten your day a little.
8:34 am on March 12th, 2009
Karma is a bitch but I love it!!!
8:54 am on March 12th, 2009
Jim will have ladies swooning over him from coast to coast. Now, that is a REAL MAN!!!
9:03 am on March 12th, 2009
Oh yessss!!! That is an AWESOME theme song for Jim!
I was thinkin’ about Big, Bad, Leroy Brown, but this one is the tops!!!
woohooooo!!!! YAYYY for Jim!!!
THAT is why some grown men live at home with their mamas; To take care of scumbags who try this kind of crap!
9:49 am on March 12th, 2009
Sex offenders don’t rehabilitate, how long did it take him a month? That’s fucked up, but sooooo glad he got his. Go Jim!
11:39 am on March 12th, 2009
Here we go once again with a sex offender out and roaming around in the neighborhood.
Thank Goodness for Heroes like Jim…YOU ROCK JIM!
12:59 pm on March 12th, 2009
Damn! You beat me to it! LOL!
Jim you ROCK dude!! Your mama has a good son!
3:58 pm on March 12th, 2009
This reminds me of The Big Show vs. Floyd Mayweather.
http://blackmanx.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/box_g_mayweather_580.jpg
6:26 pm on March 12th, 2009
WhoooHoooo Jim!
8:32 pm on March 12th, 2009
You go Jim!!!!!!!! , Great job we need more peoplel like Jim in this world . Thank God he was home & heard what was going on .
10:48 pm on March 15th, 2009
Does anyone know if Jim has a myspace or facebook?
12:00 am on March 16th, 2009
Asked to comment on Blackburn’s alleged poor judgment in picking that house, the former bouncer said, “That was a mistake on his part.”
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/local_news/epaper/2009/03/10/0310sexarrest.html
I still love Jim!
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