“Rocky” Rakhamimov Vs. Cell Phone Nazi
March 6, 2009 by FlamingFox
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Borough Park, NY- Attention Demonites! If you live in New York, or ever decide to visit there, and you meet this woman on the street, try not to piss her off! She is one deranged diva!
People do a lot of things that really annoy the shit out of me. For instance, I hate it when the “grocery gals” decide the best place to catch up on old times is at the supermarket. Why do they have to block both lanes with their carts while the chat about the kiddies and weight-loss products? I mean, really! Say hi, exchange numbers, and move the fuck on. If not, take it out to the parking lot and allow the rest of us to do what we came to the store to do, which is shop. I usually say a polite excuse me first, then once more because I was not heard over their chattering, and finally, if I’m still unnoticed, I push one of their carts out of my way and squeeze through. This always gets their attention and which is followed by a rude comment, but I just tell them to kiss my ass, squeaky wheel and all, because for some fucked up reason I always get stuck with that cart. I guess those women should consider themselves lucky they have never pissed off someone like Berta Rakhamimov. I can be a bitch, but she is one tough cookie that got left in the oven way too long.
On Wednesday morning, MarchMarch reviews
4, 2009, Berta Rakhamimov, 21, was inside a store and began yapping loudly on her cell phone. Apparently, this is considered a big no-no in the rules of cell phone etiquette because another shopper who was in line paying for her purchases told Rakhamimov to lower her voice. The woman’s scolding must have made Rakhamimov see red because she followed the woman out of the store and began chewing her ass out. This was followed by Rakhaminov shoving the woman and throwing her newly purchased coffee into the woman’s face. Rakhaminov began boxing her cell-shocked contender and then bit one of the woman’s fingers and kicked her in the thigh with her stiletto high heels.
After the sparring was through, the woman pulled out her own cell phone and told Rakhamimov she was calling the police. Rakhamimov high-tailed it to a nearby bus stop just as a bus was approaching. The woman screamed to the bus driver not to let her assailant on the bus, and Rakhamimov then hot-footed it down the stairs to a nearby subway station with her victim on her tail.
When police arrived in the subway station, the woman pointed out Rakhamimov, and the cops told the conductor to hold the train. Rakhamimov was arrested on charges of assault, menacing and criminal possession of a weapon, which was the coffee, not the cell phone. The woman had bruises to her body, coffee burns to her face and stiletto-heel injuries to her legs. It is unknown if she sought medical treatment for her injuries.
Thanks to Wild Angel 1980 who has this in the forums.
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