Envisioning this act has given me post traumatic stress syndrome.

With so much evil in the world, this doesn’t strike me as something to get one’s panties in a knot about…but it might make me reconsider the wisdom of public sexual encounters. LOL.

Off to pour bleach in my eyes now

Please pass the bleach, aslan!

Betty Jo denied having sex at all. She told the officer that she had zipped her shirt into the zipper on her pants and John was trying to help her get it loose. When the officer told her he witnessed the act, she still denied it.

Awwww, I think it’s cute that Betty Jo can think on her feet – she sure wasn’t thinking on her brambly back, was she?

I’m fwding this story to Oprah – all Betty Jo needs is a makeover and some tips on living her best life!

abject, base, contemptible, decrepit, despicable, dingy, dirty,
disreputable, down-at-heel, filthy, ignominious, low, mean,
miserable, moth-eaten, nasty, odious, poor, repulsive, scruffy,
scurvy, seedy, shabby, sleazy, slovenly, sorry, squalid, tattered,
unkempt, wretched

Being homeless is hard on the body…the sun exposure alone will age you faster than a fuck in the park.

OMG You guys make me laugh, great write up Jaded lmaooo you made my day!

Personally, if I were a guy, I’d prefer a vacuum cleaner or a picnic table to Betty Jo.

LMFWAO! Where are all their teeth????

What a load of codswallop. Let them have sex! I just don’t want to have to watch.

I don’t even want to have a glimpse, something that would be unavoidable if they are humping in public.

And I sure don’t any kids to have to see this.

Invite them over to your house if you’re so cool. They can use a room other than the one you’re in.

That ain’t right!He pulled his horse out of the stable……. you made me laugh coffee out of my nose.

Im gald im at work reading this and already downed my coffee or Id be in the same situation. LMAO!~

I just don’t want to have to watch.

I’m afraid that’s the point…EVERYONE was allowed to watch.

“HEY, check it out, free porn, and it’s all beastiality. WOOOHOOOO!”

I would say it would be best if they had at least adjourned to the nearest hedge for the hobo hump-a-thon but I can see how the bushes would obstruct the view.

Dam-it, if they want to bump ugly let them, not their fault she can’t coax a horse into her barn

I just don’t want to have to watch.