Acea Schomaker Had A Hyper Pussy

March 3, 2009 at 9:45 am by Jaded  

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Lincoln, NE–Acea Shomaker’s pussy was acting up…it was out of control. The little pussy just wouldn’t calm down. At his wits’ end, Acea figured a little mary jane would soothe the savage beast. So, he crammed the little pussy into his homemade bong.

Acea’s crafty little bong just shows what an inventive little stoner he is. I mean, just look at it. It consists of a plastic 12″x6″ aquarium-type box, what looks to be a half a roll of duct tape, and some garden hose. Crafty!

Acea was busted when police were called to the home on a disturbance Saturday night. It was discovered that Acea had a warrant out for his arrest, a drug warrant. When officers entered Acea’s room, with the permission of his grandfather, they found him tokin’ away.

As they were slappin’ on the handcuffs, they noticed Acea’s bong was moving…on it’s own. That must have been some good shit! No, it wasn’t the pot, it was a 6-month-old kitten trapped inside the contraption. Acea told officers that the kitten was uncontrollable-he was just trying to calm the poor thing down. He did. The poor little thing was dazed-n-confused. On the ride to the animal shelter, she never moved a muscle.

Acea Shomaker, 20, was arrested on the warrant, possession of marijuana and  animal neglect/abuse. The kitty is said to be recovering and waiting for a new owner.

The kitten in question…

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