Pervy Twofer Tuesday #5

Filed under: Beastiality, Crime, Molestation, Mugshot, Sexual Battery, Strangulation, Tresspassing 

Today’s twofer is brought to you by Dakota Valkyrie and The Morning Star. Demonites and Denizens, I have a real treat for you today! Meet John Coppes and Bob Epley. John is a neighborly fella; a slick operator who loves all creatures, big and small. And by loves, I mean loves. Bob, well…he has a very peculiar hobby.

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Review: The Monster of Florence – Meta True Crime

Filed under: Cracked Spine, Reviews 

Continuing to highlight some novels based on true crimes, I am reposting a review of Douglas Preston and Mario Spez’s novel, The Monster of FlorenceThe Monster of Florence reviews. The novel details what happens when Preston and Spezi try to identify the serial killer known as The Monster of Florence. They think the have found their man, when Preston is asked to leave the country and Spezi is thrown in Italy’s Capanne prison, accused of being the MonsterMonster reviews of Florence himself. I thought this would be a good second choice for this new column, especially since United Artists will produce a film version of the novel that Tom Cruise will produce and possibly star in.

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Miguel Lopez: From Hero To Zero

Filed under: Crime, Extortion, Molestation, Mugshot, Myspace, teacher 

Anaheim, California–Miguel Lopez, 23, could’a been a hero. Sometime in late 2007, early 2008, Lopez found out that a band teacher he was acquainted with was boffin’ her former students and was quite possibly engaged in sexual relations with a current student. A normal person would have reported the teacher’s transgressions, accepted a pat on the back and an ‘atta boy, and continued on with his/her life knowing that he/she made a difference. Not Lopez. No, he decided he wanted to profit from the teacher’s sins.

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Marvin Davis, Joshua James Killed the Pizza Guy

Filed under: Crime, Murder, Robbery 

Mobile, AL - If you want to spend many happy years eating Domino’s Meatzza Pizzas, for god’s sake don’t kill the pizza delivery dude!   Marvin Davis, Joshua James, and an unnamed friend missed this crucial life lesson: on FridayFriday reviews night they shot and killed their pizza man. [Read more...]

Kimberly Boone Is Almost Deadly

Filed under: Attempted Murder, Crime, Domestic Violence, Mugshot, Myspace, Shooting 

Kimberly Boone (MyspaceMySpace)

Winter Springs, Florida–Believe it or not, we have another case of convenient amnesiaAmnesia reviews on the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon. Who’da thunk? Kimberly Boone, 42, is being accused of shooting her husband. But, during interrogation, Boone claimed to have amnesia and couldn’t recall a damn thing. Tell ya what Kimberly, I’m feeling generous, so how about I help you out with that ‘memberin’ thing, ok?

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Walter Vicks Is Worthless!

Filed under: Assault, Crime, Mugshot, Pedophile, Rape, Sexual Abuse, Sexual Assault, Sodomy 

Philadelphia, PA- Around 2:00 p.m. this last Thursday, a ten year old boy was riding his bike down S. 56th Street near Springfield Avenue. There’s nothing wrong with that first sentence. The weather is starting to get nice and I’m sure the little guy was enjoying the day and his freedom. I’m also betting the boy never thought that any harm would come to him. I really wish I could say that nothing did happen to him and he ended his day curled up in his bed feeling safe, warm, and happy, but, sadly, I cannot. The reason is because this innocent boy unknowingly rode his bike past the home of a sick, fucking monster.

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Lonnie Lane Got His Ass Kicked By A Girl

Filed under: Assault, Burglary, Crime, Mugshot 

Cincinnati, Ohio–Tiffany Friday, 29, has been the victim of a burglary twice before and she wasn’t about to take another hit lying down. So, when Tiffany came home FridayFriday reviews to find a couple of losers pawing through her stuff, she got pissed! The result of Tiffany’s fury is visible all over Lonnie Lane’s face.

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Kerby Revelus Does Birthdays Wrong

Filed under: Child Murder, Crime, Murder, Shooting, Stabbing 

Milton, MA–Samantha ‘Princesse’ Revelus, 17, was on the honor roll and heading to UMass Boston in the fall. It was just five years ago that Samantha and her younger sister, 9-year-old Saraphina moved to the states from Haiti. Not a typical teen, Samantha put boys and romance on hold, focusing on her studies instead. ‘She would just come home and do homework and go to church on SundaySunday reviews,’ said Jessica Revelus of her adopted sister.

Bianca Revelus just turned five on FridayFriday reviews. She was an outgoing preschooler hooked on cartoons, grapes, and yogurt. She loved to tease her family and playmates with mischief and games. On the day of her death, her birthday cake sat on the kitchen table, awaiting candles and a giggly little girl to make a wish and blow them out. Samantha won’t be attending college and Bianca will never see another birthday. Both girls were brutally and viciously murdered by their brother, 23-year-old Kerby Revelus. (MyspaceMySpace)

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Speaking Of Stupid…

Filed under: Armed Robbery, Assault, Crime, Mugshot, Reckless Endangerment, Robbery, Threats 

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania–We have profiled many, many stupid criminals here at the Dreamin’ Demon. If we were to make a Top 20 list of the dumbest tards ever, Jerome Blanchett would certainly be in the running for a prime spot. You see, Blanchett decided to commit armed robbery…at a police convention. His intended victim? Retired New York police officer, 56-year-old John Comparetto.

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Vince Shlomi Arrested For Slap Chopping A Whore

Filed under: Aggravated Battery, Biting, Celebrity, Prostitution 

Miami, Florida - If the name isn’t familiar to you, the face has to be.Vince Shlomi is the television pitchman for various products such as the ShamWOW and the Chap Slop food processor. last month Vince, 44, was at the Luigi nightclub having a drink at the bar with a high-priced hooker, Sasha Harris, 26. She offered to have sex with Vince for $1000, a price he agreed with , and the two walked the short distance to Vince’s $750  Setai hotel room. Once inside, and Sasha in possession of Vince’s 1000 dollars, Vince alleges he tried kissing Sasha, an act met with the usual hooker response of biting his tongue… and not letting go.

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Catherine Cates Likes To Tutor

Filed under: Child Abuse, Crime, Juvenile, Molestation, Mugshot, Pedophile, Rape, Sexual Abuse, Sodomy 

Millcreek, UT-The *ahem* loverly lady gracing our front page today is 30-year old Catherine Cates. She enjoys helping young teenage boys with their homework. Her favorite subject? Why… sexual education, of course.

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Mauricio Lopez Really Broke The Baby

Filed under: Beating, Child Abuse, Crime, Mugshot, Negligence 

…a lot!

El Cajon, California–In November 2008, Mauricio Lopez’s son, MaxMax reviews, was taken to a pediatrician for an evaluation. The baby, just shy of 6-months-old, was broken. The infant was suffering 34 broken bones in his tiny little body…some new, some in various stages of healing. Who could do such a thing to a baby? His daddy.

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Caroline Willette Likes ‘Em Furry

Filed under: Beastiality, Child Pornography, Crime, Mugshot 

Sarasota County, Florida–After the last story I posted, I figured I stick with the gross-fest this morning. That brings us to 53-year-old Caroline Willette. This lady has a weird ass hobby; she likes to film herself watching child porn with a buddy. If that’s not weird enough, she also likes to film herself screwing dogs.

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Robert Davison’s Ritual of Summoning, Fails

Filed under: Crime 

Salt Lake City, Utah–Parents, want to get it across to your teens that things, and people, on the internet aren’t always what they seem? Print out a picture of Prince Charming here, and tape it to your computer. That should be enough to scare any child away from a chat room. Robert Lavern Davison Jr., the nasty beast, is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon because he wanted to hook up with a 13-year-old girl.

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